Post by John Champa on Jan 7, 2008 23:12:26 GMT -6
We had this a few years ago....some of them are funny and some are true....but mostly they are all funny and true.....
feel free to add your own as well....I'll start with a few.
*If your name is not John Cena, HBK, or Batista you will not get a victory over Triple H.....(Lord knows it may put you over)
*If you are fighting Hulk Hogan, when he starts to shake, you must continue to punch him until he blocks it....then you must fall to the Leg Drop(even though you've been hit by a leg drop by bigger men...) still you must not kick out of the pin.
*If your name is not John Cena or Hulk Hoga, you cannot under any circumstances....body slam a man over 7ft tall, and weighing over 450lbs.....
*If your name is not HBK, you cannot dance around and waste time, while your opponent it standing groggily, before kicking him in the face and picking up the win...
*if your name is not Dave Batista or HBK, you must not continuously ask for title matches, no matter how many times in one night...one month, one hour or one minute the champion beats you, and only those two can use the excuse that you were not better than they were even though they have yet to defeat you.
*When wrestling the Undertaker, after delivering a power move towards the end of the match, you must turn your back on him to allow him time to sit up and kick your ass....(no one knows how much that hurts me to say that....
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*When in an interview with JBL, you must never out shout him under any circumstances.
I'll be back with more, but you can add to it as well.
feel free to add your own as well....I'll start with a few.
*If your name is not John Cena, HBK, or Batista you will not get a victory over Triple H.....(Lord knows it may put you over)
*If you are fighting Hulk Hogan, when he starts to shake, you must continue to punch him until he blocks it....then you must fall to the Leg Drop(even though you've been hit by a leg drop by bigger men...) still you must not kick out of the pin.
*If your name is not John Cena or Hulk Hoga, you cannot under any circumstances....body slam a man over 7ft tall, and weighing over 450lbs.....
*If your name is not HBK, you cannot dance around and waste time, while your opponent it standing groggily, before kicking him in the face and picking up the win...
*if your name is not Dave Batista or HBK, you must not continuously ask for title matches, no matter how many times in one night...one month, one hour or one minute the champion beats you, and only those two can use the excuse that you were not better than they were even though they have yet to defeat you.
*When wrestling the Undertaker, after delivering a power move towards the end of the match, you must turn your back on him to allow him time to sit up and kick your ass....(no one knows how much that hurts me to say that....
)*When in an interview with JBL, you must never out shout him under any circumstances.
I'll be back with more, but you can add to it as well.
