Post by The Cheap 1 on Dec 16, 2005 22:03:45 GMT -6
With Christmas right around the corner every GZW fan has been asking...where is my Cheapshots T-Shirt? Well folks it' finally here and HOT of the presses!!!
Be the very first kid on your block to own the first ever, GZW issued, Sweet Cheapshots t-shirt! And boy oh boy is it special!!! In fact, it is the very same shirt you saw Cheapshots wear on GZW TV just the other day!!!
But wait! There's more! Now you might be out there thinking that we forgot Cheapshots' loveable sidekick Bad News Williams. Well we didn't! In fact, this shirt is so fresh it just cries buy me! Inspired by words from Bad News' own mouth we are please to issue the "Tasty, Seasoned Virgin Meat Bitch!" t-shirt! Make a statement at your next Catholic School lock-in with a shirt that is bound to please all clergy men and women!!!
Hey at least it turns the evil eye away from those molesting priests!!!
Now you may be axing yourself...how much do these shirts costs....GOD DAMN I WANT ON RIGHT NOW!!!. Well put down the crack pipe kids cause your mind is about to be blown. Each shirt is being sold for the low, low holiday price of 15 bucks each...
...that's right! 15 bucks each! Cheapshots isn't greedy...he wants you sporting it out in fashion this holiday season so on top of the low price we have one more special deal for you here tonight!
Order both the "Cheapshots > GZW shirt" and the "Tasty, Seasoned Virgin Meat Bitch!" shirt and recieve a free...FREE... special, limited edition James "Monarch" Corbin T-shirt that has everyone talking!
He may be old and tired as he recent promo shows us, but that doesn't mean he's not "Cheapshots Lil' Bitch!"
So kids...grab mommy and daddy's credit card and get online at www.gzwshop.com or call us immediately at 1-888-GZW-DUDE!!!
Shipping and handling charges apply. Boxes may contain the posionous east Asian jungle spider. Open at your own risk! Not responsible for death of child, relative, family, or community. Some fabrics may contain ebola virus or something like it. All's we know is the first batch had some sort of adverse effect. Adverse effect may be known as death. Test results still pending. If you can read this I am just kidding. All shirts are perfectly wearable. Uh...I have to go.
Be the very first kid on your block to own the first ever, GZW issued, Sweet Cheapshots t-shirt! And boy oh boy is it special!!! In fact, it is the very same shirt you saw Cheapshots wear on GZW TV just the other day!!!
But wait! There's more! Now you might be out there thinking that we forgot Cheapshots' loveable sidekick Bad News Williams. Well we didn't! In fact, this shirt is so fresh it just cries buy me! Inspired by words from Bad News' own mouth we are please to issue the "Tasty, Seasoned Virgin Meat Bitch!" t-shirt! Make a statement at your next Catholic School lock-in with a shirt that is bound to please all clergy men and women!!!
Hey at least it turns the evil eye away from those molesting priests!!!
Now you may be axing yourself...how much do these shirts costs....GOD DAMN I WANT ON RIGHT NOW!!!. Well put down the crack pipe kids cause your mind is about to be blown. Each shirt is being sold for the low, low holiday price of 15 bucks each...
...that's right! 15 bucks each! Cheapshots isn't greedy...he wants you sporting it out in fashion this holiday season so on top of the low price we have one more special deal for you here tonight!Order both the "Cheapshots > GZW shirt" and the "Tasty, Seasoned Virgin Meat Bitch!" shirt and recieve a free...FREE... special, limited edition James "Monarch" Corbin T-shirt that has everyone talking!
He may be old and tired as he recent promo shows us, but that doesn't mean he's not "Cheapshots Lil' Bitch!"
So kids...grab mommy and daddy's credit card and get online at www.gzwshop.com or call us immediately at 1-888-GZW-DUDE!!!
Shipping and handling charges apply. Boxes may contain the posionous east Asian jungle spider. Open at your own risk! Not responsible for death of child, relative, family, or community. Some fabrics may contain ebola virus or something like it. All's we know is the first batch had some sort of adverse effect. Adverse effect may be known as death. Test results still pending. If you can read this I am just kidding. All shirts are perfectly wearable. Uh...I have to go.
