Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Aug 28, 2008 17:55:57 GMT -6
Jimmy Williams, Nathan Williams, James Tanner - all very unhappy with various comments flying around. I've not seen any of these comments myself, but who cares? So Big Momma Williams was impregnated by a three-legged, eye-patch wearing sheep called Baa Baa Tanner, so what? Get over it, you bunch of red-neck hillbilly hicks! This ain't 2004 and there ain't nobody given three bags of wool and a shit about the Williams siblings, or their inbred half-man/half-penis mutant cousin's friend's, goldfish, Timothy Jones.
And who in the blue hell is James Tanner? Wait, don't even answer that. Jesus Christ, rather than sue GZW2K1 these three men should punish us all by getting together and simply cutting a promo to bore us all to death. That would be far more effective. I mean, there are few things more terrifying than a fat dinosaur, a Jimmy, and a walking penis with big biceps, and a general goldfish-like appearance. Oh, and James Tanner. Such forces coming together in an attempt to cut a promo and entertain - or even form a coherent sentence - is terrifying indeed!
Inbred families are a nuisance, as anyone who has ever met the cross-eyed Williams siblings will testify. Big Momma Williams and her husband, Baa Baa Tanner - the black sheep of the family, I hear - really did a poor job of bringing these children up. I hear they were fed purely on eggs laid by that big goose, Magnum Steele. And those ain't free-range eggs because Magnum is so big and fat he's legally registered as immobile. So they keep him in a tiny Magnum coop and feed him former SLWA members. Pity.
I've never met Bane. I have no idea who he is.
Sleepily Yours,
- Anonymous
And who in the blue hell is James Tanner? Wait, don't even answer that. Jesus Christ, rather than sue GZW2K1 these three men should punish us all by getting together and simply cutting a promo to bore us all to death. That would be far more effective. I mean, there are few things more terrifying than a fat dinosaur, a Jimmy, and a walking penis with big biceps, and a general goldfish-like appearance. Oh, and James Tanner. Such forces coming together in an attempt to cut a promo and entertain - or even form a coherent sentence - is terrifying indeed!
Inbred families are a nuisance, as anyone who has ever met the cross-eyed Williams siblings will testify. Big Momma Williams and her husband, Baa Baa Tanner - the black sheep of the family, I hear - really did a poor job of bringing these children up. I hear they were fed purely on eggs laid by that big goose, Magnum Steele. And those ain't free-range eggs because Magnum is so big and fat he's legally registered as immobile. So they keep him in a tiny Magnum coop and feed him former SLWA members. Pity.
I've never met Bane. I have no idea who he is.
Sleepily Yours,
- Anonymous
