Post by Lone Gunman on Dec 23, 2008 13:48:05 GMT -6
Theme Music: The Chips, "Rubber Biscuit"
Height: 6'0
Weight: 400lbs
Desolate Moo is not just a mere developmental wrestler, but rather two developmental wrestlers dressed in a standard sized, off-the-shelf, novelty cow costume. Classed as a singles competitor, Desolate Moo is 100% pure American beef and won't be easily trodden over. When not grazing backstage, Desolate Moo can be found working the mic at GZW2K1 house shows. Interestingly enough, the talker of the two is the wrestler who frequents the backside of the costume (the frontman being a moote) and so this particular character quite literally talks out its own ass.
Strengths:
A very meaty arsenal of moves from which to choose.
Weaknesses:
A tendency to get sidetracked at the smallest advatange - Desolate Moo will really milk the smallest thing for all it's worth.
An old calf injury really limits Desolate Moo's movements.
Entrance:
The repetitive doo-wop of The Chips' "Rubber Biscuit" hits as the unconvential frame of Desolate Moo scurries out onto the stage. The career jobber(s) - bell around his/their/its neck - starts down the ramp to a chorus of cheers and moos.
Crumb: An-udder day, an-udder dollar as Desolate Moo is about to do what it does best! I herd there's been a lot of talk backstage that this could be his night!
The cow/men crossover takes a few minutes to clamber up the ringside ramp, gets caught for a further few in the ropes before finally entering the ring and preparing to grab the bull by the horns in another fine contest.
