Post by Mike on May 30, 2004 18:45:04 GMT -6
Pimps Dating Tips Vol 1[/color]
Following My incredible success of Dear Pimp I have been asked and asked to get the ratings back up for Hotwire, because I Pimp Bizkit am what is truly the greatest thing that has ever happened to GZW2K1 both in the Journalist and wrestling world. So what’s next for I great Pimp Bizkit the “Living Legend” I am already the most talented wrestler the GZW has ever seen, a great advice dealer, and I even own my own strip club Bizkits.
Well I felt it was about time that I gave out some of my advice that first got me the name Pimp. The tips behind Pimps success with women, even though I never really had to try, I might as well turn my attention to the pathetic man who can’t pull, so even they’ll be able to pull women when they go out, but this will not necessarily be a quick fix, just tips on how to go about getting the hottest women, just like I the “Living Legend” has always done.
My first tip is to look the best, no matter where you are, you don’t want to be confused as just some regular bum off the street you want to look the best to be associated with being the best. Just like I the “Living Legend” has always done. I always look the best especially when I’m out on the prowl on the hunt for some new talent to sleep in my bed tonight.
Another thing that I have found problems for many a person, and had so many questions is where do I get my confidence from? Well look at me I look the best, and therefore I feel the best, because quite simply I am the best. This is probably the one thing where Billy Bond actually excelled at, he did try to look his best in his tuxedo and all, although lets face it he was never the Pimp Bizkit the “Living Legend” like I. I even know why people lack confidence and it’s fear, fear of being made to look like a fool. What’s the big deal if you do look like a fool anyway? You’ll probably never see the woman again, or if you do you’ll get over it, and you’ll learn from that mistake. Look at I Pimp Bizkit even I have experienced rejection, however rare it’s true. Although any woman who rejects me has bad taste, and you never know when a woman has bad taste, you never know what a womans type is, and further more women don’t actually have a specific type. Even ugly guys can pull hot women, just look at the likes of Magic, and Nathan Williams neither of them are oil paintings, but still somehow have managed to get women. The fact is that by picturing yourself pulling the woman has always done wonders for me, I know some men worry and can only see women rejecting them, but imagine just for a minute of you talking to her and imagine what you’d like to happen and just go and go it. Don’t just wait for it to happen, don’t just stand there looking stupid and drooling over her. Imagine her giving you the reaction you want to get, and go for it.
Women CAN tell if you’re confident or not.
Okay so this was the first of Pimps dating tips, hope that helps all the hopeless losers out there just a little, and I’ll see you next time on Pimps dating tips.
oh and remember when comes to chicks they're going to get Played-A-Live
Pimp
Following My incredible success of Dear Pimp I have been asked and asked to get the ratings back up for Hotwire, because I Pimp Bizkit am what is truly the greatest thing that has ever happened to GZW2K1 both in the Journalist and wrestling world. So what’s next for I great Pimp Bizkit the “Living Legend” I am already the most talented wrestler the GZW has ever seen, a great advice dealer, and I even own my own strip club Bizkits.
Well I felt it was about time that I gave out some of my advice that first got me the name Pimp. The tips behind Pimps success with women, even though I never really had to try, I might as well turn my attention to the pathetic man who can’t pull, so even they’ll be able to pull women when they go out, but this will not necessarily be a quick fix, just tips on how to go about getting the hottest women, just like I the “Living Legend” has always done.
My first tip is to look the best, no matter where you are, you don’t want to be confused as just some regular bum off the street you want to look the best to be associated with being the best. Just like I the “Living Legend” has always done. I always look the best especially when I’m out on the prowl on the hunt for some new talent to sleep in my bed tonight.
Another thing that I have found problems for many a person, and had so many questions is where do I get my confidence from? Well look at me I look the best, and therefore I feel the best, because quite simply I am the best. This is probably the one thing where Billy Bond actually excelled at, he did try to look his best in his tuxedo and all, although lets face it he was never the Pimp Bizkit the “Living Legend” like I. I even know why people lack confidence and it’s fear, fear of being made to look like a fool. What’s the big deal if you do look like a fool anyway? You’ll probably never see the woman again, or if you do you’ll get over it, and you’ll learn from that mistake. Look at I Pimp Bizkit even I have experienced rejection, however rare it’s true. Although any woman who rejects me has bad taste, and you never know when a woman has bad taste, you never know what a womans type is, and further more women don’t actually have a specific type. Even ugly guys can pull hot women, just look at the likes of Magic, and Nathan Williams neither of them are oil paintings, but still somehow have managed to get women. The fact is that by picturing yourself pulling the woman has always done wonders for me, I know some men worry and can only see women rejecting them, but imagine just for a minute of you talking to her and imagine what you’d like to happen and just go and go it. Don’t just wait for it to happen, don’t just stand there looking stupid and drooling over her. Imagine her giving you the reaction you want to get, and go for it.
Women CAN tell if you’re confident or not.
Okay so this was the first of Pimps dating tips, hope that helps all the hopeless losers out there just a little, and I’ll see you next time on Pimps dating tips.
oh and remember when comes to chicks they're going to get Played-A-Live
Pimp
