Post by Mike on Jun 8, 2004 5:13:40 GMT -6
Pimps dating tips volume 2
[/size][/b][/center]Hi guys, and future players I’ve heard a lot of compliments coming from guys out there say I really helped them in my last issue, well it’s about time you started to be like Pimp. After all I’ve always been the most successful with the ladies hell it’s one of the many reasons I’m often referred to as the “Human Miracle”. But I’m here to tell you that you need not be the best looking guy although I am to be successful ladies, hell people like Sean Fiery, and James Corbin have had women and they’re hardly and oil painting.
This issue I deal with Pick-up lines, I’ve heard guys use loads I’ve heard guys walk up to a fine piece of ass, and say something like “Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running all over my mind all day. Or if your left leg is Easter, and your right leg is Christmas can I meet you between the holidays? How pathetic are these line, every guy I have ever seen use these either gets a slap of laughed at, unless of course you use it on a minger, where just giving her the slightest bit of attention works as hell she’s desperate, and you know she’s desperate for a reason. Well I Pimp Bizkit settle for nothing less than the very best, and I’m here to tell you what the best pick-up line actually is
The best pick-up line is actually “Hi” it’s as simple as that, you don’t have to be fancy, you don’t have to try some lame ass line that works once in a million years so that one guy tells everyone it actually works… it doesn’t, all you need to say is “Hi”. She’ll probably either say “Hi” back, and may often strike up a conversation with you herself, or you can do that after she responds. If however you just get a piss off type look she’s either pissed off herself, where it might be easier to move on, because a pissed off woman isn’t any fun, and you’re unlikely to get anything because of her mood at that time. Although you might get the look I’m not interested action, by which you question her with something like “You really think you’re that hot, that you think every guy who says anything to you is trying to hit on you?” You’re questioning her as a person, and trust me it usually works she’ll be extra nice to you from then on simply because she was a bitch with you.
I know many of you’re like… yeah as if this is going to work, and may not think about it twice, but just think about how a fine piece of ass must think herself with all the guys wanting to hit on her, by not acting like or looking like you’re trying to hit on her too much, and are just being the friendly (not necessarily nice) guy, you’re different from a million other guys to her in her eyes, and will more than likely want you. Just don’t tell her that you think she looks fit, change it to some guys may find you attractive or change the question, after all if they don’t know they can have you they’ll want you even more. Trust me it works like an absolute charm, hell I’m the “Living Legend” I know what I’m talking about so before you just decide not to take my advice try it out, you could only prove me wrong, but trust me you may surprise yourself.
Before I leave I have one last thing to say and that’s use this advice use the “Pimp Effect” to your advantage, this advice is gold dust, so try it.
Pimp Bikzit
