Post by Mike on Jun 16, 2004 16:25:55 GMT -6
Pimps Dating tips Volume 3
[/size][/b][/center]First off let me just say a big thank you for all the praise I have received for my dating tips, I’ve helped thousands of Pimp wannabes become a little bit more like Pimp in their success ratios. I’ve began turning anti-women magnets into someone that is actually able to pull every now and again. But that isn’t good enough; I don’t want pretenders to my thrown out there, unable to live up to my reputation I don’t want any of my students only to go through part of the course. So having already dealt with confidence, and the most effective line, I now use this issue to give out handy hints on what to do whilst in conversation with these bitches!
Whispering sounds odd I know, and yet this is something I learned in my younger days, it’s a way of turning them on in an odd sort of a way. It’s especially handy when in a nightclub, the nearer her ear you go the more she’ll like it, and the more she begins to like it, the more she’ll start to ask any daft question just so your whispering to her in her ear. Strange behavior, sure it is, but since when has any man ever understood women. I don’t understand women, just I have the greatest success with them, that’s all I need to know I don’t care if I don’t understand them, what matters is that I know exactly how to get the woman. Although this tip is made specifically for such situations when you’re in a club, and the music’s loud. It would be odd if you started doing it just anywhere, so beware with this tip, it can be dynamite, but can also make you a weirdo if you do it incorrectly. Just make sure to do it right.
Touch her dammit. That’s right touch the woman for Christ’s sake, but do it subtly. You don’t want to come across as being in need of sex. You want to come across, whatever you do don’t think about the great sex you should be getting after with this fine piece of ass, instead focus on what’s she’s saying listening, it’s a process and you can’t be trying to skip steps it doesn’t work like that… usually anyway. But I’m straying from my point here, so back on track I go. You don’t want to be the pervert, you at least want to make it look like an accident when you’re touching her, which is the big mistake I have seen in the past. Having a drink in your hand, and gently brushing you hand against her breast will get her aroused, but keep doing it once, it could be an accident yes, twice hmmm… three times well now she’s beginning to really think, but she’ll be beginning to get aroused by it. I must add note, that you don’t want to keep doing it constantly, pace it, she’ll like it and you’re no longer being subtle doing every ten seconds, and making it obvious to everyone around that you’re a pervert. Face facts, we’re all perverts really, just some of us are better at disguising it than others.
Okay so they’re tips of what you can actually do, although I know many people have trouble with coming up with topics to talk about. Well think about a few before you even go out, and make them up lifting, no matter what you do you’re the best at it, and you love it. Most people love it when other people are in a good mood, and by being really great at everything you do in your opinion registers as confident, be careful not to over do it, as to not be big-headed, in other words don’t make it obvious or belittle others, just praise yourself, and for pity’s sake let her do most of the talking if you can. Have you never thought about how great people think talking about them is? They might be boring but they love to talk about themselves. Also mirroring the other persons mood is good like attracts like, remember that one.
Okay so the problem might come when you can’t think of anything to talk about, well why not just read the newspaper headlines, talk about those. Anything as long as it starts a conversation, sure it might not last all that long, but go with the flow of the conversation, you get what you reply with, with what she says to you.
Anyway it’s time for me to finish up for now, and leave you all wanting more. Well these are just a few of my tips, why not try a few you may be pleasantly surprised with your results.
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