Titan 24 Nov 2009 (web results)

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AFTERMATH2K9 MAIN EVENT QUALIFYING MATCH
"THE BLACK ROSE" SHANE RYDER vs. "THE BIG SHOT" JOHN CHAMPA

"X Gonna give it to ya" hits by DMX as John makes his way slowly out to the entrance way. He stops and raises both arms, (as to signify that he's the star) the lights go out and a spotlight shines down on John as he walks slowly to the ring, with a cocky stare on his face. He climbs up on the apron and eases his way into the ring. He stands in the center as sparks fall from the ceiling.

The lights dim out as pictures of war flash across the Zero-Tron. A United States flag appears on the screen and is quickly torn down the middle. Suddenly, Shane Ryders' face appears laughing as "Bad Religion" by Godsmack hits the sound system. Shane Ryder walks out from behind the curtains and stands at the top of the entrance ramp, no smile upon his face. He slowly walks down towards the ring, taunting the fans as he goes. He stops and turns around when he reaches the ring, raising his arms into the air. Shane enters the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He points at the fans, returning their vulgar comments towards him. The music fades out as Shane climbs down from the turnbuckle and leans into the corner with a smirk awaiting the start of the match.

Bell rings and the match starts with a tie-up, both men jostling for the advantage as these fans seems to be in clear support of Shane Ryder. Shane twists Champa's arm before hitting him with an elbow to the side of the head, Champa fighting back with a rake to Ryder's face before grabbing him and whipping him to the ropes, flooring him with a Jumping Sidekick on the rebound. Champa with an opportunistic early cover here, Ryder kicking out at one and a half! Tries to drag Ryder to his feet, Ryder elbowing him away.

Ryder hits a Dropkick with perfect execution, sending Champa down to the mat. Goes for the cover but Champa gets the clean and easy kick-out. Both men look healthy here tonight, Ryder and Champa of course both highly respected by their peers and said to be two of the most versatile talents, and - in Champa's case especially - most reliable Globalstars on the roster. Headlock from Ryder, dilligently applied. Either man capable of building a good feud with anybody on the roster and it'll be interesting to see how things pan out for these two in the build-up to Aftermath, and it'll be extremely interesting to see - DASTARDLY KICK TO THE GROIN OF SHANE RYDER FROM THE OPPORTUNISTIC JOHN CHAMPA!!! The fans jeers that one as Ryder stumbles backwards and sinks to his knees, the irate referee giving Champa a lecture accompanied by heaps of overly-animated finger-wagging! Suffice to say, Champa simply shoves the referee out of the way - so damn disrespecful!

Champa grabs Ryder and drops him with a DDT before going for three straight Leg Drops in quick succession, each one executed perfectly. Cover now from Champa but Ryder gets a shoulder up. Ryder looks to get back to a vertical base, but Champa catches him in a Reverse Chinlock. Nothing fancy here but both these men know how to tell a story in the ring and can change the face of a match at their merest whim - AND THAT'S JUST BEEN EXEMPLIFIED AS RYDER LIFTS CHAMPA UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX, CHAMPA FLIPPING OUT OF IT AND HITTING THE ROPES, TAKING RYDER DOWN WITH A - BAM!! - SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! COVER! ...Kick out! Close but no cigar for John Champa on this exchange!

John Champa - the former GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion - slaps the canvas in frustration before getting in the referee's face and questioning the speed of the count. The referee shouts at Champa to focus on the match. "DON'T TELL ME WHAT DO TO," Champa screams back. Champa shoves the referee, Ryder TAKING CHAMPA DOWN WITH A ROLL-UP FROM BEHIND! ONE! TWO!! TH- NO! Champa just managed to kick-out, but that was damn close! Champa's attitude damn-near cost him there, both men getting back to their feet and hitting opposing ropes, rebounding and Ryder taking Champa down with a sublime Hurracanrana! Cover and a kick-out from Champa, both men back up and Ryder going for a Twist of Fate, Champa twisting his way out of it before hooking Ryder in the jaw, doubling him over with a knee to the gut, before picking him up and dropping him with a PILEDRIVER!! Ryder dropped straight on his head in one of the Globalverse's most basic yet ghastly moves, always perfectly performed by Champa. Champa goes for the cover but Ryder just manages to erect a shoulder, this one continuing - main event spot at Aftermath2K9 on the line! Great opening contest here for Titan - solid wrestling and these fans appreciating it!

The two Globalstars get back to their feet, Ryder more gingerly. Champa grabs Ryder and backs him into the corner for a seires of Knife-Edge Chops before going to whip him across and into the opposing buckle, Ryder reversing and Champa hitting the steel post hard! John Champa stumbles back into the middle of the ring, straight into the clutches of Ryder, who takes him down to the mat with a sublime Belly To Belly Suplex! Big cheer from the fans, Ryder getting to his feet and heading to the top turnbuckle! Fans rise with their cameras poised for flashing, Champa down in the middle of the ring and Shane Ryder steadying himself upon the top turnbuckle!

Ryder takes a leap of faith from the top turnbuckle and goes for the FALLEN ANGEL (Diving Headbutt), but HE MISSES!! CHAMPA ROLLS OUT THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST CONCEIVABLE SECOND, RYDER'S FACE SMASHING INTO THE CANVAS!!! That one looked to be painful, Champa back to his feet and stalking Ryder from behind. Champa's poised like a lion, hovering over Ryder and looking to claim his kill! Ryder's wearily rising, John Champa going for STAR STRUCK (RKO)!!!

Ryder grabs Champa and shoves 'em forward, John Champa falling to his backside! He gets back up quick - surprised and frustrated - Ryder kneeing him in the gut before picking him up and sending him crashing straight back to the canvas with HEAVEN TO HELL (Crucifix Bomb > DDT)!!! That one hit hard! Looks like this match is gonna be over, Ryder dropping for the cover, referee dropping for the count. CHAMPA HAS A FOOT ON THE ROPES BUT THE REFEREE DOESN'T SEE IT! REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! DING! DING! DING!

Ryder exits the ring and grabs his Canadian and US belts, backing off up the entrance ramp as he celebrates, John Champa getting to his feet in the middle of the ring and absolutely livid. Champa screams at the referee, motioning that he had a foot on the ropes. The referee can only shrug and explain he didn't see it. CHAMPA DROPS THE REFEREE WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND!!! Champa is absolutely enraged here, kicking the bottom rope in sheer frustration, Shane Ryder celebrating on the entrance stage, having qualified for the Aftermath2K9 main event.

GZW2K1 W.C.E.K. TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: TELEVISION TURMOIL
THE MONGREL vs. "THE WOLF" BRIAN REAPER vs. VYPER

Back out to ringside now, and Patrick Nelson is busy explaining to us the results of the "WILD CARD" GLOBALSTAR VOTE, meaning that this next match is going to be GZW2K1's first ever Television Turmoil match, whereby normal pin-fall and submission rules apply, but where the ring is surrounded by televisions of all different shapes and sizes - to be used as weapons! Television sets from through the ages are scattered all around ringside: black and white portable televisions, massive flat-screen HD televisions, televisions from all the decades since the time the device was invented. Some are sat on tables, others mounted on their own stands. There's even a table full of tiny pocket televisions, just by the entrance ramp.

The Mongrel is first to make his way out to the ring, receiving nothing but jeers, and looking as big and as threatening as ever. The former GZW2K1 Extreme Champion makes his way down to the ring, completely ignoring the fans as he goes, the Stooges hyping up his long-running rivalry with Vyper, and how it really has seemed to capture the imaginations of the fans - especially the younger fans of the Globalverse, who all seem to hold Vyper in high-regards. Mongrel looks around to all the television sets surrounding the ring, before climbing in and preparing himself for the match ahead.

Vyper is out next, receiving huge cheers from the fans in attendance here tonight at the GZW2K1 Coliseum. Todd Crumb informs us that Johnny Williams is perhaps one of the most gifted young men in the Globalverse today, insisting that he has a great future ahead of him. Joshua Samson disagrees, stating that Vyper continually runs into a brick wall by the name of 'Mongrel,' before stating his belief that this brick wall will never crumble, and Vyper will - sooner rather than later - end up seriously hurt. Vyper plays to the fans before climbing into the ring, he and Mongrel staring daggers at one another from opposite ends of the canvas.

AND HERE COMES THE GZW2K1 "WILD CARD" EDDIE KNOXVILLE TELEVISION CHAMPION!!! Eminem's "Go 2 Sleep" hits and the fans give a deafening jeer, "The Wolf" Brian Reaper making his way out onto the stage. Reaper looks absolutely huge - a true 'Genetic Freak' in every sense of the word, and it's gonna be interesting to see the results the next time GZW2K1 officials carry out tests with regards to the consumption of performance enhancing drugs! Nonetheless, Reaper makes his way down to the ring, ignoring the fans as he goes. He reaches ringside and grabs a fifteen inch CRT television monitor, climbing onto the apron with it and looking to step into the ring, VYPER HITTING THE TELEVISION WITH A DROPKICK STRAIGHT INTO REAPER'S FACE!!! Bell rings - DING! DING! DING! This match is underway, Brian Reaper and the television set falling to the arena floor in a heap!

Mongrel grabs Vyper from behind and takes him down to the canvas with a massive Pumphandle Powerslam - raw power there from Mongrel, and it looks terrifyingly stiff, even on television! The Mongrel kneels and traps the grounded Vyper in a Headlock, Reaper climbing back into the ring and this time with a small portable television, just a little smaller than a microwave, and SMASHING IT OVER MONGREL'S HEAD!!! Ooooh, that one looked painful, Mongrel trying to get back to his feet, but staggering into the ropes. There's a huge dent in the casing of the TV, Reaper running at Mongrel and smacking it into his head once again, the television breaking into various fragmented pieces as The Mongrel falls through the ropes and onto the apron!

The Stooges are astounded by the brutality here in the early going of this match, the fans seeming to have a great him as Vyper comes running at Brian Reaper, only to be hit by a stiff Muay Thai kick to the gut, stopping him dead in his tracks. Reaper grabs Vyper, lifting him up and taking him back to the mat with a stunning Belly To Belly Suplex! Brian Reaper really is terrific with those Suplexes, the defending Champion rolling to the outside and picking up a fairly dated looking Widescreen television, perhaps from the late nineties and running with it, smacking it into the Mongrel who was attempting to clear the cobwebs, kncoking him over the crowd barricade and into the front row of the fans! Vyper's on the outside too, waiting for Reaper to turn and face him, before THROWING A PORTABLE TV SET AT HIM FROM POINT BLANK RANGE!!! It hits Reaper straight between the eyes, who drops his widescreen TV and staggers backwards, Vyper grabbing him and executing an Irish Whip on the outside, Reaper careering at high-speed into a huge Plasma Screen monitor sat beside the Pig Latin announce table, the monitor shattering and the television falling over as Reaper hits with hard impact!

Vyper sees The Mongrel climbing back over the crowd barricade and to ringside, running at him and looking to unleash some offense, The Mongrel grabbing Vyper by around the throat however, and hitting him with a HUGE CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE FULL OF HAND-HELD POCKET TELEVISIONS!!! "AAAAAOW MAAAAAH GAAAAAAWD," screams Todd Crumb, these fans going absolutely nuts.

THE MONGREL CHOKESLAMS VYPER ONTO THE FLAT SCREEN TELEVISION'S SURFACE!! THE GLASS CRACKS UNDER THE IMPACT!

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AFTERMATH2K9 MAIN EVENT QUALIFYING MATCH
ICON NATHAN "T-REX" WILLIAMS vs. CAPTAIN ALL-STAR

All-Star Theme hits and Captain All-Star walks out to the ring along with his nephew, All-Star Dude.

Nathan Williams is out next.

The bell rings to get this one underway, Nathan Williams running at All-Star with MIDWEST KNOCKOUT (Clothesline From Hell)!!! All-Star flips 360' and falls to the canvas in a heap, Williams picking him up and hitting EXTINCTION (Reverse Powerbomb)!!! Terrifying impact, Williams placing a boot on All-Star's chest as the referee makes the three count! DING! DING! DING!

Nelson: And just like that, Nathan "T-Rex" Williams qualifies for the Aftermath2K9 main event, where he will face Shane Ryder, and two other opponents who are - as of yet - to be determined!

Nathan Williams exits the ring having barely mustered up a sweat, All-Star Dude checking on his fallen Uncle.

AFTERMATH2K9 MAIN EVENT QUALIFYING MATCH
JERICHO "RAZE" CROSS vs. "THE SPARK" SEAN LOCKE

The bell rings to get this match underway and Locke is instantly across the ring, flooring Jericho was a Cross-Body, looking for an instant pin but Jericho rolls through, managing to get one of his own, before Locke kicks out at two! Both men are back up, Raze ducking a Jumping Sidekick attempt before grabbing Locke and taking him down to the canvas with a sublime Facebuster! Jericho then drops a knee into Locke's back before attempting a Single-Leg Crab, Sean Locke fully aware of his positioning and quick to reach out for the ropes, the referee pulling Raze back. Jericho threatens the referee who cowers, Locke quickly back to his feet and using the distraction to floor Jericho with a Spear!

Good back and fourth action here from these Globalstars in the early going, Patrick Nelson hyping just how much both would love to be in that Aftermath2K9 main event. They're back on their feet now and tied-up in a grapple, both men vying for the advantage and looking for an opening, Jericho twisting Locke's arm before attempting to floor 'em with a Short Clothesline, Locke ducking and grabbing Raze, taking him to the mat from behind with a terrific German Suplex! That one earns applause from the fans, Locke quick to head for the turnbuckle before ascending to the top rope, waiting for Jericho to get to his feet before leaping off with a Missile Dropkick, connecting beautifully and sending Jericho back to the canvas. Locke covers, Raze kicking out at two!

Both men are back on their feet now, a good match progressing nicely here as Jericho reverses an Irish Whip attempt from Locke, Raze sending Sean Locke careering into the ropes, before rebounding, and straight into a Clothesline from Raze! Raze hits a leg drop before... WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE HERE!!!

Descending from the rafters on a drop cord is a mysterious masked figure garbed in black. The stranger lands in the middle of the ring and takes out the referee with an inverted DDT. Raze turns around. Jericho is slammed in the face with a massive super kick. The stranger quickly ascends a top turnbuckle and leaps off onto Raze with a frogsplash. The masked figure returns to the top turnbuckle and leaps off onto Locke with the frog splash. He looks down at the laid out bodies in the ring as the match is official ruled a NO CONTEST!

[AFTERMATH2K9 MAIN EVENT QUALIFYING MATCH: GZW2K1 WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
"THE STAR" LORD KAOS vs. LORD DEACON BANE

"ARE YOU READY FOR A DAMN... GOOD... SLEEP?!"

Looks like Lord Deacon Bane's reverting back to the sleep/bed gimmick here, coming out to the ring without BDR and shouting abuse at the fans as he swaggers down to the ring in time with "This Sh*t Will F*ck You Up" by Combichrist. One can't help but notice that Bane seems to be having difficulty walking these days, the big man stepping into the ring over the top rope before throwing his top hat into the crowd, and performing THE BIG BANE SPIN to flashbulbs by the thousand! He takes off his trench coat and dumps it to the outside, warming-up as Patrick Nelson tells us that this is a huge opportunity for Bane, who has always dreamed of headlining an Aftermath2K9 pay-per-view. Joshua Samson retorts that Bane should just keep on dreaming, because he has no chance in hell of defeating Lord Kaos here tonight.

Lord Kaos himself is out next to jeers (largely), and a small amount of cheers. The intro to "Victory" By Puffy Ft. Biggie Smalls and busta Rhymes hits the arena amps and the lights go dark, orange tint around the arena. Through the curtains comes Mick Jive Holding the HKWF World Title up in the air for all to see, and an entourage of men in black Kid Kaos and HKWF t-shirts, along with the members of the Da Goonies (Debt Collector Jack, Caleb Madison, Serious Blacc, and Bishop Lazarus) . In the midst of that entourage an Orange spotlight finds Kid Kaos, white towel draped over his head, looking towards the ring talking shit all the way down the ramp. They get to the bottom of the ramp and the entourage lines up along the entranceway, serving as a second force of security. Mick Jive bows and hands Kid Kaos the HKWF World Title which he takes, gives it a kiss and slides into the ring. He climbs the near turnbuckle and raises his belt in the air with one hand and stares at it while cameras flash. He tucks the belt into his pants hanging from his crotch and screams some obscenities at the crowd, taking off his HKWF t-shirt. He takes both hands and beats his chest twice, and lifts 2 fists in the air, as do the rest of the entourage and the Goonies, as a sign of kinship between him and the men with him. He then drops down to the mat and gets ready for action.

The bell rings to get this one underway, Kaos ducking a Clothesline attempt from Bane, spinning him around and hitting him with a flurry of lefts and rights, backing the big man into the corner. Kaos hits punches, kicks, knees and elbows before grabbing Bane by the arm and launching him across the ring with an Irish Whip into the opposite turnbuckle, Kaos running in with a Splash, Bane moving out the way at the very last second, Kaos smashing hard into the corner! Bane clubs away at the back of Kaos with huge rights and lefts before dragging him out of the corner and taking him down to the mat with a vicious Sidewalk Slam. Bane goes for the opportunistic cover, but Lord Kaos makes the kick-out at two!

The Stooges discuss the merits of either of these two men in the Aftermath2K9 main event, both Globalstars back on their feet and Bane whipping Kaos into the ropes, Kaos rebounding and being floored by a Big Clothesline, Bane dropping down and applying a Headlock as Kaos tries to fight back to his feet, a struggle ensuing as both mean jostle for position, Kaos elbowing Bane in the gut a few times, managing to get the big man to release his grip, before hitting him with a Dropkick. Bane staggers but won't go down, Kaos getting up and hitting him with second Dropkick. Again, Bane's wobbly, backing off into the ropes but remaining on his feet. Kaos runs forward with a Clothesline, both men sent careering over the top rope and out to the Coliseum floor, landing in a tangled heap!

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Joshua Samson cheers Lord Kaos on as both Kaos and Bane get to their feet, Bane grabbing Kid's head and smacking it off the announce table. Bane sees a Cameraman and HITS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE - JESUS CHRIST, BANE'S NUTS WITH THESE UNPROVOKED ATTACKS!!! The fans go wild for it as the Cameraman falls to the floor, Bane grabbing the camera and turning to smack Kaos with it, Lord Kaos ducking from harm's way as Bane smashes the camera off the steel ring-steps! Bane turns, into a series of quick jabs from Kaos, medics rushing to ringside to deal with the fallen cameraman as Kaos bounces Bane's head off the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring.

Kaos and Bane are both back on their feet now in the middle of the ring, Kaos running at the big man but finding himself being grabbed around the throat! Bane's going for a Chokeslam here, lifting Kaos up - Kaos flipping out of it and landing behind Bane! Hits Bane with a series of kicks to the midsection, backing him into the corner. Kaos hits a Knife-Edge Chop, gaining a "WHOOOO!" from these fans here in attendence! Kaos hits another Knife-Edge Chop! "WHOOOOO!" And another: "WHOOOOO!" And another! WHOOOOOO!" And a fifth! And a sixth! "WHOOOO! WHOOOOO!"

Kaos grabs Bane and goes to whip him into the opposing turnbuckle, Bane managing to reverse the whip, sending Kaos in hard with a sickening smack to the corner! Lord Kaos staggers back out into the middle of the ring, receiving a knee to the gut from Banester, doubling the smaller man over. Bane picks Kaos up, looking for THE IMPLOSION (Powerbomb)!!! But Kaos struggles out of it, jumping down from Bane's shoulders and running to the ropes. Kaos hits the ropes and rebounds, Bane looking for the BIG BOOT, Kaos ducking and going for a Spinning Wheel Kick, Bane simply swatting Kaos away in mid-air as if he were a fly. Kaos falls to the mat, quick to get back up, but Bane grabbing him from behind and applying the DAMN... GOOD... SLEEP (Sleeper)!!!

The fans are on their feet as Kaos struggles wildly in an attempt to shake-off Bane, who has the Sleeper synched-in tight! It looks like it's all over for Kaos! It looks like Kaos is gonna be put to sleep within the next few seconds, and... and... KAOS HITS A JAWBREAKER FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Bane's head snaps back as his spittle flies high into the air! Fans pop! Kaos is quick, sweeping the stunned Bane's legs out from beneath him! Bane falls, Lord Kaos locking him in THE KAOS KRAB!! THE KAOS KRAB!! KAOS HAS IT LOCKED-IN TIGHT! BANE REACHES FOR THE ROPES, BUT HE'S TOO FAR AWAY!! BANE TRIES TO HOLD ON!! HE... HE... BANE TAPS! BANE TAPS-OUT!! DING! DING! DING!! IT'S OVER!!

The fans give a massive mixed-reaction as Lord Kaos raises his arms in victory! His music kicks-in and the referee hands him the GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Championship. Kaos raises his GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Championship high into the air, looking up to the ZeroTron as a graphic displays the OFFICIAL Aftermath2K9 main event. Kaos looks up, a wry smile. And a nod.