Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Feb 27, 2010 17:31:31 GMT -6
"The Prick Stick" Superglue Simmons
"I'm the glue and I'm just super... that's why they call me SUPERGLUE!!!"
Nicknames: The Adhesive Annihilator, Solvent Abuse, Mr. Sticky, The Peoples' Glue, The Macho Glue, Better Than Zachary Sharp But Then Again Who Isn't?, Glue-Ass, Randy Glue, The Glue of the Globalverse.
Not one to be sniffed at, Superglue really knows how to hold a wrestling match together without ever coming unstuck! Once he locks-in one of his patented submission holds, you really ain't going nowhere! Not without some hot, soapy water and a crowbar at least...
Finishing Move: The Glue Gun (Coebreaker, but the opponent doesn't bounce back - they stay stuck to Superglue's knees.)
Theme: "Stuck In The Middle With You"
