Post by urbanlegends on Mar 31, 2010 20:04:06 GMT -6
Will you be able to look at your favourite Globalstars the same way after reading this?
-Michael Irons beats the shit out of trainees at his school for any reason, from blowing a spot to even turning up late. No one says anything because they’re too afraid to stand up to him.
-Icon Lord Deacon Kane used to be an actual clergyman, but was excommunicated for stealing from the collecting trays.
-When he was 17, Icon Nathan Williams weighed about 113lbs. He took steroids that are typically used for bulk up cattle to get his build the way it has been since his career started.
-John Champa’s nickname, “The Big Shot” came from an incident involving a barely legal hooker in Taiwan.
-Despite his name, Paul Spartan isn’t actually Greek, he’s American.
-Spyral disappeared from the wrestling scene altogether because of gambling debts owed to the mob.
-There is a home-made porn video on the internet of Joy Napier and an overweight biker.
-At least 3 of Da Goonies have killed people.
-Joe Cross’s anger issues stem from brain damage resulting from a childhood accident.
-Kemuri has links to the Yakuza.
-Icon Monarch is still seeing his ex-wife.
-Tommy Casper isn’t as straight edge as people think. He gets prescriptions for medical marijuana for a nagging back injury.
-Tate Troublesome quit the business after being asked to shave off his beard.
-Icon Lord Sean Fiery stopped wrestling so he could have emergency surgery to remove a testicle.
-Sean Locke, in a drunken stupor, used his spark to the heart on his dog and nearly killed it.
-The Kindred broke up because none of them can stand to be in each other’s company.
-In his teens, Jericho Cross killed over a dozen people. He didn’t go to prison for it because he is schizophrenic.
-Behind the mask, Captain All-Star is really CSW star Michael “Wyatt” Earp.
-Before he could afford weights, Nathaniel Davis used to bench press his kids.
-Maxx Pain killed his own career with a drink problem.
-Icon Billy Bond once paid a hooker to take Justin Sharp’s virginity.
-Icon Sincere used to slap the shit out of people who made (or tried to make) eye contact with him.
-Bloodsaw and Maggot are cousins.
-Connor O Reily is so pale because he has a rare allergy to sunlight. To keep himself safe from the effects, he has to board up the windows at his house.
-Tamer’s wrestling name comes from the time he wanted to follow in Cesar Milan’s footsteps.
-Todd Crumb has a restraining order against him, filed by Zachary Sharp, who had to repeatedly rebuff Crumb’s advances and that’s why he doesn’t wrestle with GZW anymore.
-Joshua Samson sometimes moonlights as a female impersonator (drag queen), but tries to keep it quiet.
-Paul Garner, aka Cruxis, wears masks because he has MPD and each mask is actually a different personality coming out.
-Quake now works as an ice cream van driver.
-Icon Pimp Bizkit used to actually pimp out women, including his wife and probably still does.
-El Gambit Santiago DeTouwce used to be a drug dealer before he got his break in wrestling. Rumours are that he has returned to his old job.
-Paul Terry is described as “mean” backstage.
-Logan Corzair doesn’t actually like wrestling, but he knew there was money to be made in it.
-Michael Irons beats the shit out of trainees at his school for any reason, from blowing a spot to even turning up late. No one says anything because they’re too afraid to stand up to him.
-Icon Lord Deacon Kane used to be an actual clergyman, but was excommunicated for stealing from the collecting trays.
-When he was 17, Icon Nathan Williams weighed about 113lbs. He took steroids that are typically used for bulk up cattle to get his build the way it has been since his career started.
-John Champa’s nickname, “The Big Shot” came from an incident involving a barely legal hooker in Taiwan.
-Despite his name, Paul Spartan isn’t actually Greek, he’s American.
-Spyral disappeared from the wrestling scene altogether because of gambling debts owed to the mob.
-There is a home-made porn video on the internet of Joy Napier and an overweight biker.
-At least 3 of Da Goonies have killed people.
-Joe Cross’s anger issues stem from brain damage resulting from a childhood accident.
-Kemuri has links to the Yakuza.
-Icon Monarch is still seeing his ex-wife.
-Tommy Casper isn’t as straight edge as people think. He gets prescriptions for medical marijuana for a nagging back injury.
-Tate Troublesome quit the business after being asked to shave off his beard.
-Icon Lord Sean Fiery stopped wrestling so he could have emergency surgery to remove a testicle.
-Sean Locke, in a drunken stupor, used his spark to the heart on his dog and nearly killed it.
-The Kindred broke up because none of them can stand to be in each other’s company.
-In his teens, Jericho Cross killed over a dozen people. He didn’t go to prison for it because he is schizophrenic.
-Behind the mask, Captain All-Star is really CSW star Michael “Wyatt” Earp.
-Before he could afford weights, Nathaniel Davis used to bench press his kids.
-Maxx Pain killed his own career with a drink problem.
-Icon Billy Bond once paid a hooker to take Justin Sharp’s virginity.
-Icon Sincere used to slap the shit out of people who made (or tried to make) eye contact with him.
-Bloodsaw and Maggot are cousins.
-Connor O Reily is so pale because he has a rare allergy to sunlight. To keep himself safe from the effects, he has to board up the windows at his house.
-Tamer’s wrestling name comes from the time he wanted to follow in Cesar Milan’s footsteps.
-Todd Crumb has a restraining order against him, filed by Zachary Sharp, who had to repeatedly rebuff Crumb’s advances and that’s why he doesn’t wrestle with GZW anymore.
-Joshua Samson sometimes moonlights as a female impersonator (drag queen), but tries to keep it quiet.
-Paul Garner, aka Cruxis, wears masks because he has MPD and each mask is actually a different personality coming out.
-Quake now works as an ice cream van driver.
-Icon Pimp Bizkit used to actually pimp out women, including his wife and probably still does.
-El Gambit Santiago DeTouwce used to be a drug dealer before he got his break in wrestling. Rumours are that he has returned to his old job.
-Paul Terry is described as “mean” backstage.
-Logan Corzair doesn’t actually like wrestling, but he knew there was money to be made in it.