Friday Night Travesty Report 16th July

[Mike]

Friday Night Travesty

Dean and Will began the show by introducing themselves, and welcoming the fans to Friday Night Travesty… well Will did Dean was more interested in some of the young hotties in the capacity crowd


Backstage

"Mr. Big" Nathan W grabbed Weston Bently by the arm and pulled him close as he told him to set up his camera for a promo. Weston asked him who he was and how he got in the locker room area. Mr. Big went on to say that he was the man that was gonna welcome Shane Ryder back into the GZW properly. Mr. Big went on to say how he was tired of people like him and Rico Suave being taken lightly and never getting any airtime. He stated that Shane Ryder used to be just like them yet they put him on Crimson and on PPVs but leave the ones with talent to rot at the Trouble Trax and doing house shows.

Nathan W then told Weston that if he was a smart man he would bet on Big come Throwdown because he was gonna make momma happy and pin "The Black Rose" in the middle of the ring. Nathan then let Weston go as he walked off leaving Weston alone. After Nathan walked off Weston looked at the camera and stated "What happened to people just requesting a promo? I need a new job."


Debut Match
Cursed Angel Vs The Incredible Sulk

The Incredibly sulk came out with a bouncy ball in his hand, he began to bounce it in the ring when, Cursed Angel appeared at the top of the rampway. He through down a small glass ball in front of himself, and a cloud of smoke went and he disappeared, only for a cloud of smoke in the ring to occur, and the cursed angel reappeared. Dean commented asking what is this magic? Cursed Angel then took the bouncy ball off of The Incredible Sulk, and closed his fist only to make it disappear. The Incredible sulk began to cry as he lost his ball, and the Cursed Angel rolled him up for the three count

Winner via Pinfall: Cursed Angel


Backstage

John Taylor was shown backstage arriving at the Coliseum. The Lone Gunman kept to himself passing by several colleagues and interviewers. Taylor reached his private dressing room to be caught by Mickey “Mouse” Greer who proceeded to ask Taylor a few questions. When asked his thoughts on teaming with Mychael Lord, he said he respected Lord probably more than anyone else on the roster, but he wasn’t going to risk an injury going into Return to Glory for the sake of the team. Elaborating, he said that he wouldn’t hesitate in tapping out if holding on meant that he’d go into RtG as the underdog. Mouse asked the Gunman how he felt about the possibility of interference from the other heretics, Sharpe and Tytan. Taylor said that he saw it as far more than a possibility, going as far as to say he had doubts if the match would even get started before such interference would occur. He reminded the Heretics that he and Lord would be facing them on Monday Night Throwdown, and that he’d always been a firm believer in the old adage that what goes around comes around. With that, the Gunman headed into his dressing room and shut the door authoritatively.


Debut Match
Phillip Tytan Vs Edwin MacPhisto

Dean began to hype up Phillip Tytan saying how great he and the Heretics are. Will on the other hand hyped up MacPhisto. The match began with neither man able to gain the upperhand. For the first five minutes or so, neither man was able to get a clear advantage, until Tytan, managed to hit a tilt a whirl slam on the young high flyer. Tytan from then on began to show off his power, by keeping MacPhisto down with powerbombs, and variations of different slams and suplexs, but Edwin refused to stay down for the full three count. Eventually Edwin began to gain some momentum, after hitting a series of drop toe holds, and countering a powerbomb into a hurricarina, MacPhisto finally had Tytan reeling. MacPhisto began to press his advantage, but with MacPhisto gaining an advantage “Buzzing” Electric Sharpe made his appearance, just as MacPhisto was locking on his finisher “Lights out” (Standing Dragon Sleeper). Tytan began to tap, but Sharpe had distracted the referee. MacPhisto released the hold, only to get hit with a low blow, and rolled up in a school boy, for the pinfall.

Winner via Pinfall: Phillip Tytan


In-Ring Promo

"Tear It Up" by Young Wun kicked in around the arena as James Tanner made his way down the ramp to a decent pop from the home crowd. He gave several high fives before sliding into the ring and asking for his music to be cut.

James went on first to talk about his upcoming match with Seven, Electric, and Tonya. He stated that Tonya didn't have to worry about him double crossing her and that he came to do his job and that was put Seven and Electric Sharpe in there place.

He then went on to say that at Fallout: Return to Glory he would be doing just that and thats returning to glory. He stated that Tonya need not worry about her deal with Commishoiner Devotion and needed to focus on him because he wasn't a cake walk and he was tired of being looked at as a bye match. He stated that when Tonya stepped into the ring with him she best be on her A game because he was bringing it all to the ring.

After stating that he dropped the mic and made his way back up the ramp slapping high fives before disappearing into the back.


In Ring Return match
“The Black Rose” Shane Ryder Vs Terry Pattern

The highflying Shane Ryder, came running out, to a face pop from the capacity crowd, Terry Pattern was already in the ring and shouted “NAAAARRRRRGGH” as he was hit with a spear from the returnee. Ryder then continued to man-handle the cross eyed man. Pattern tried to fight back with a flurry of punches, in a windmill style fashion none of which landed on Ryder, and he just looked daft, as the crowd laughed at him as Ryder chuckled as he went nowhere near him. Eventually Terry stopped realizing none of the punches hit, and that the crowd where laughing at him he turned around somewhat embarrassed, only for Shane Ryder to hit thunderous superkick. Ryder pulled pattern up though after only a two count, and laughs at the already beaten man. Ryder makes his way up to the top rope, and hits “Fallen Angel” (Diving Headbutt from the top rope) twice, before making a cocky one footed cover on Pattern for an easy three count.

Winner via Pinfall: “The Black Rose” Shane Ryder


Backstage

Jimmy was walking down the hall when walking the opposite direction was Weston Bently. Jimmy stopped Weston in his tracks and told him to deliver a message to Tonya Glory and that was for her to put her money where her mouth was because at Throwdown he was gonna shove his boot down her throat and welcome her to the ring the proper way. He then let Weston Bently go as he made his way down the hall.

[Mike]

Tag Team Match
“Dark Angel” Seven & “Buzzing” Electric Sharpe Vs James Tanner & “The Unbreakable Female” Tonya Glory

James Tanner began the match for his team, and after much arguing between Seven and Sharpe, Sharpe began the match for his team. The two tied up, and Sharpe got the advantage early on by dominating James Tanner, but Tanner battled his way back into it after a few punches, and a kick in the mid-section he made a tag to Tonya who took advantage of Sharpe with a sling shot leg-drop into a two count. The two battled it out for about five minutes before Tanner was tagged back into the match, and the fresh man began to take over on the tired Sharpe. The momentum swung back the other way though as Tanner, attempted a back body drop, but Sharpe landed on his feet, only to hit Tanner with a DDT. Both men crawled over the their respective corners. Tanner made the tag to glory, but moments later the “Dark Angel” was in the ring, he hit Glory with a fall-away slam, before pulling Tanner into the ring, and going to chokeslam him. Tanner blocked it though, and headbutted the big man, who fell just right for Glory to roll him up, but she only got a two count. Glory kept the big man down with various different submission holds to hold him down with. Every time Seven battled back Glory cut him off with a drop toe hold, or a Russian legsweep. Eventually though Seven began to battle back, and as he swung Tonya into the ropes he his a big boot. He went for the cover, but the referee wouldn’t make the cover as she had made a blind tag to Tanner, who instantly came off the top rope with missile dropkick. Tanner locked in a figure four leg lock on Seven, who screamed out in pain, reaching for a tag to Sharpe, who could have made the tag, but instead he refused to reach out, and headed backstage, leaving Seven with no choice but to tap out.

Winners via Submission. James Tanner & “The Unbreakable Female” Tonya Glory

After the match the referee held Tanners, hand, but Glory hit a low blow on Tanner causing him to fall to his knee holding himself in pain. Glory then began to exit the ring herself.


Backstage

As Electric Sharpe made his way down the hallway after his match with James Tanner and Tonya Glory he was suddenly blasted from behind with a steel chair shot from Jimmy Williams. Jimmy leaned down into his face and then spit in it before hitting him across the face busting him wide open. Several officials flooded the scene and pulled Jimmy off of the downed Sharpe as he screamed and cursed at Sharpe telling him to get ready for the PPV.


Locker-room with Pimp Bizkit

In one of GZW luxury locker rooms we saw the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit, with Phillip Tytan. Pimp looked at his watch, and rolled his eyes. Pimp said how Sharpe was late for the Heretics meeting, and told Tytan that if he saw him, tell him to stay out of this match. Pimp left the locker-room heading to the ring.


***Main Event***
“Lone Gunman” John Taylor & “First Round Pick” Mychael Lord Vs Joshua Cleaver & “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit

All four men were in the ring giving each other nasty looks from one side of the ring. Eventually all four men began to brawl, Gunman and Pimp, and Lord and Cleaver began to brawl before the match even began. The referee tried to restore order, and as Gunman and Pimp fell out of the ring, leaving Lord and Cleaver the referee called for the bell to begin the match. Cleaver using more underhanded tactics, with a thumb to the eyes every so often, but Lord was on top of Cleaver for the majority of the get go. Gunman was then tagged into the match, and he began to dominate on the young rookie. However Pimp started his own sly tactics, and charged across the ring intimidating Lord to get into the ring. After being hit with “Your Mamma” (slap to the face) Lord wasn’t too pleased, and was held back by the referee, as Cleaver and Pimp began to double team the “Lone Gunman” as the referee turned around the two men had swapped places and Pimp was now in the match. Pimp began to take advantage of Taylor, with European uppercuts in the turnbuckle, before whipping him across the ring, and hitting an atomic drop.

Gunman began to battle back though as Pimp tried to keep the Gunman down with headlocks, etc, eventually whilst in a sleeperhold Gunman battled to his feet, only to get hit with a German suplex. Pimp began to get cocky and got in the face of Lord again trying to lure him into the ring to distract the referee as he did though it was Pimp who got hit with a lowblow from Taylor. Pimp fell to the match clutching himself, as Taylor began to take over and dominate the match. The Gunman then dominated with various holds from wristlocks to gutwrenches. Taylor continued to dominate for a good three to five minutes, before hitting a huge superkick top the chin of the “Living Legend” and making the tag to Mychael Lord. Lord came into the ring and hit “Game Over”(two shining Wizard knee strikes in a row) on Pimp, he made the cover, but found Cleaver was distracting the referee. As the referee turned around he made the cover, but Pimp managed to get his foot on the ropes, but he was aided by “Homeless” Jack on the outside. Lord then whips Pimp into the ropes, but Cleaver tagged himself into the match on the blindside, after Lord hit a spinebuster on Pimp and made the cover, the referee couldn’t make the count as Pimp wasn’t the legal man. Cleaver came off the top rope with a leg drop to the back of the head of Mychael Lord, and rolled him over into a cover, and made the three count.

Winners via Pinfall: Joshua Cleaver & “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit




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