Post by Zachary Sharp on Oct 10, 2010 18:29:57 GMT -6
I dont know how to do the hidey thing so if someones dumb enough to keep scrolling down... well... fuck you. 
Gonna do this bit by bit as I watch some of it. Watching online between the Sunday Nighter.
Motor City Machine Guns vs Gen Me
What a fucking match... I'm so overly impressed with TNAs young guys and how they let them go out there and just work work work. TNAs tag division makes WWEs look like the special olympics.
MCMG won it with just amazing spot after amazing spot that my WWE trained mind thought was the finish time and time again. Loved it.
Knockouts Match
Retarded video build up here... not TNAs fault. I just don't think Divas or Knockouts can convey enough acting skills to make me care beyond their bodies. I'll see how the match goes though. This is like a coming out party for me as far as TNA goes. But I'm impressed really so far on this show.
Best news so far. Mickie James does not have a belly. But my my does she ever have a booty. lol
Side Note: God I need Desean Jackson to put up a few points for my fantasy league. haha
Match seems pretty good for a womans match. Good pace. Well... until the shitty finish. Tara/Victoria wins with a really bad looking hold of the tights. Mickie smacks a bitch then looks at Tara. So get set for yet another WWE drop out feud. lol
Looks like Eric Young and Orlando are up next... switching over to the football game.
Wtf is Orlando wearing comes to mind as I return. lol On the flip side nice to see Shannon Moore and again another what looks like a good tag team. Eric Young is an interesting cat. They love flaunting the homosexuality in TNA dont they... lol I just wish theyd give Orlando the chance to earn his way more for his in ring ability then grinding up on dudes. But to each his own I guess.
Does Eric Young have a split personality? He's going back and forth between teams. And I kinda like it. Even if its a bit wierd. haha
Inc Inc wins with a whole lot of craziness from Eric Young.
Jeff Hardys mic skills have gotten worse. And he looks like Freddy Krueger on acid.
X Division Championship is up next... Here we go!
I'm a big Jay Lethal fan... and Williams is just classic. MAtch starts out slow with Williams keeping it grounded which is what is expected. Feeds cutting out a bit but Lethal has gained the offence. Crowd is actually going back and forth a bit. Pace picks up with Lethal coming close. But then Williams turns it around. Sick suplexes.
Feed cut out...
Something happens that I missed... but good news... Lethal retains!
This is what TNA needs. The guys like Lethal... Styles... and Pope. Love it.
Wait... nvm... TNA has "The Shore" and he takes out Lethal in the crowd. This is probably the most useless thing I've seen in a while I love watching those psychopaths on the Jersey Shore as much as the next guy. But please don't bring it over to wrestling. You that desperate for ratings that you gotta copy whatever the flavor of the month is? Fuck you TNA. Fuck you very much. Jersey Shore says hes gonna win the belt and bring it back to Jersey. Paulie D should come out and smack this guy with a phat beat.
Monsters Ball up next. And drunk people love blood and violence! Better make up for that Shore shit.
I like RVD since hes been in TNA. This "they" shit is just gonna be Hogan or Bischoff. But anyways I hope it comes off well. Bischoff needs to be heel. I'm interested to see how they work this being Abyss "last match". Here we go. Kinda pumped.
Abyss on the mic... talking about "they"... and he says the takeover has arrived... 10-10-10...
Here comes RVD... love the crowd in TNA going along with the entrance.
Side Note: One of my all time favorite moments in wrestling was not even a match but one night on TSN here in Canada where the announcer in commercial break said very sarcastically... "and we'll be right back with more boring kicks from Rob Van Damn after this sports centre update." hahahahah
Match so far a bit slow... reminds me of RVD vs Kane? Abyss with a table wrapped in Barbed Wire ala GZW. Abyss goes to chokeslam RVD on the table but a few counters later and RVD smacks Abyss down face first into the barbed wire. But ends up out on his ass shortly after.
Abyss sets up some tables from the ring to the very old school barricade that TNA uses. Abyss ends up on the barbed wire table thats set up across like a bridge and RVD hits rolling thunder over the rope and onto Abyss through the table.
Feed cut out..
RVD for the 5 Star... nobody home!
Abyss goes for the weapon he can never ever really use on TV... go TNA.
I checked over to see if Kevin Kolb remembered how to throw to his wide recievers. Nope. Come back and RVD has won! Taz says RVD used janice somehow. Musta been a gut shot. Abyss says... get ready... says... "here we come."
Promoting the Sting/Nash/Pope/Hogan/Bischoff/Jarret/Joe match.
I like the way TNA has promoted these matches with the old guys promoting the best way they can. With the microphone. I'm a big Pope fan so I'm going for him however he ends up involved?
Sting and Nash look old. lol But Popes mask is badass. Man I wish I could walk around like that. haha King of the Mountain is still one of the worse nick names going.
Computer froze.. too much going on for the old girl.
Joe and Pope seem to be carrying the action which at least means TNA knows Sting/Jarret/Nash just aren't that good anymore. Sting has to wear a T-shirt to cover the old man boobs. Time to hang em up.
Joe and Sting go at it. Moving outside the ring and using the barricade again. But Nash with the shot on Joe and Sting takes control. Tag to Big Grey. Who beats on Joe in the corner before taggin in the Pope.
Pope controls Joe and then tags to Sting for the double but Joe counters. But Joe cant get the tag. Hits his fat kick tho and now trying for the tag. He reaches the corner...
BUT Jarrets jumps off the apron!
The trio beat down on Joe and finally Nash hits the jack knife on Joe for the pin! Ive also heard this is Nash's last match.
Announcers keep asking why Jeff? Why? Why so predictable?
Mr. Anderson is on the mic and he is MONEY! IF TNA is gonna make a real run then this is the guy that can do it. Stone Cold gave him the seal of approval for christs sake! I love Mr. Anderson. He's a straight up "asshole" that my generation can get behind!
Up next is Team 3D but not sure what this is... they just say it's an announcement tho? Good use of PPV time.
Switched over to the game and checked my fantasy stats... Jackson only has 3.2... need him to hit 7 or 8 so I dont gotta lean on AP tomorrow so hard against those fucking Jets.
Back to the PPV and the Dudleys are really milking this as a retirement announcement but I highly doubt it.
"As of this very minute... Team 3d is officially... retired"
But he says they have one last request. One last match. And that they want it against the best tag team in the world today. One more match he says. Says if they win they will still retire though. I'm guessing as a team and not individuals. Altho they both should.
This promo should have been done on Impact....
Up next is Lethal Lockdown. I'm hoping its better than that Foley/Flair stuff. Not a fan. Might catch the end of the half.
Switched over in time to watch Kevin Kolb continue to fuck my fantasy team... back to the PPV.
Flair and his boys are on the mic. Wooing it up. Big AJ fan but I think Flair has... well i dont even think... I KNOW... Flair has tarnished his legacy with me personally. Kinda sad really. He knows nothing but wrestling.
EV2 is out first with Foley. Hopefully they are done after this match. Fortune out and Foley and Flair go at each other right away.
Kazarian and Richards go back and forth at the start. Stevie mocks Flair. AJ is the next guy in and they begin to work on Stevie. AJ is the man PS. Styles locks on the figure four while Kazarian holds Stevies arms for like a minute. Dreamer is the next in.
Feed cut out...
Back in to see all 10 in the ring and the roof coming down. Foley and Flair are going at eachother again.
Match was pretty sweet for what I saw. Big spots all over.
BUT... Dreamer pinned Styles... FUCK... THAT! Wrong team won. Period.
Kurts on the mic talking about his career and how he'll be done if he doesn't win. I'm 50 50 on Angle winning. Personally I hope... "They" cost Angle the match somehow. Go Mr. Anderson!!
I missed most of the match so I'll have to watch it tomorrow but the ending was kinda shit...
Bischoff comes out and looks like hes gonna hit Angle and Anderson who are lying on the mat... but Hogan comes out in crutches and gimps to the ring... while Angle and Anderson are still on the mat... he gets in and they milk it out between he and Bischoff... Hardy gets in and tries to play peace negotiator.... Hogan hands him one of his crutches... Hardy... looks to smack Bischoff... but turns and HITS ANGLE!!
Yeah so Bischoff... Hogan... Abyss... Jarret... and JEFF HARDY are revealed to be "they". As Hardy wins the TNA World Heavyweight Championship as a heel.
Gotta say I dont like Hogan and Bischoff taking so long and taking the Main Event... I really dont like Hardy... BUT... It came off pretty good. RVD came out and Hardy smashed him. So they are gonna run Hardy as a leader of a stable I assume? In a way its good for TNA... not sure whats gonna go down with Angle?
I suspect he'll take a break then come back for one last run at the belt. In the meantime I'm sure RVD will go after Hardy. And MR. Anderson has to continue his delayed march towards the gold. ANDERSON should have been the Champ tonight. So at the very end you again fucked up TNA.
Unless this is gonna lead to a good Anderson push as the Companies top face against this new group... then it's just fucked.
Overall a good PPV. But the Old Guard still won't move out of the way 100%...
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Gonna do this bit by bit as I watch some of it. Watching online between the Sunday Nighter.
Motor City Machine Guns vs Gen Me
What a fucking match... I'm so overly impressed with TNAs young guys and how they let them go out there and just work work work. TNAs tag division makes WWEs look like the special olympics.
MCMG won it with just amazing spot after amazing spot that my WWE trained mind thought was the finish time and time again. Loved it.
Knockouts Match
Retarded video build up here... not TNAs fault. I just don't think Divas or Knockouts can convey enough acting skills to make me care beyond their bodies. I'll see how the match goes though. This is like a coming out party for me as far as TNA goes. But I'm impressed really so far on this show.
Best news so far. Mickie James does not have a belly. But my my does she ever have a booty. lol
Side Note: God I need Desean Jackson to put up a few points for my fantasy league. haha
Match seems pretty good for a womans match. Good pace. Well... until the shitty finish. Tara/Victoria wins with a really bad looking hold of the tights. Mickie smacks a bitch then looks at Tara. So get set for yet another WWE drop out feud. lol
Looks like Eric Young and Orlando are up next... switching over to the football game.
Wtf is Orlando wearing comes to mind as I return. lol On the flip side nice to see Shannon Moore and again another what looks like a good tag team. Eric Young is an interesting cat. They love flaunting the homosexuality in TNA dont they... lol I just wish theyd give Orlando the chance to earn his way more for his in ring ability then grinding up on dudes. But to each his own I guess.
Does Eric Young have a split personality? He's going back and forth between teams. And I kinda like it. Even if its a bit wierd. haha
Inc Inc wins with a whole lot of craziness from Eric Young.
Jeff Hardys mic skills have gotten worse. And he looks like Freddy Krueger on acid.
X Division Championship is up next... Here we go!
I'm a big Jay Lethal fan... and Williams is just classic. MAtch starts out slow with Williams keeping it grounded which is what is expected. Feeds cutting out a bit but Lethal has gained the offence. Crowd is actually going back and forth a bit. Pace picks up with Lethal coming close. But then Williams turns it around. Sick suplexes.
Feed cut out...
Something happens that I missed... but good news... Lethal retains!
This is what TNA needs. The guys like Lethal... Styles... and Pope. Love it.
Wait... nvm... TNA has "The Shore" and he takes out Lethal in the crowd. This is probably the most useless thing I've seen in a while I love watching those psychopaths on the Jersey Shore as much as the next guy. But please don't bring it over to wrestling. You that desperate for ratings that you gotta copy whatever the flavor of the month is? Fuck you TNA. Fuck you very much. Jersey Shore says hes gonna win the belt and bring it back to Jersey. Paulie D should come out and smack this guy with a phat beat.
Monsters Ball up next. And drunk people love blood and violence! Better make up for that Shore shit.
I like RVD since hes been in TNA. This "they" shit is just gonna be Hogan or Bischoff. But anyways I hope it comes off well. Bischoff needs to be heel. I'm interested to see how they work this being Abyss "last match". Here we go. Kinda pumped.
Abyss on the mic... talking about "they"... and he says the takeover has arrived... 10-10-10...
Here comes RVD... love the crowd in TNA going along with the entrance.
Side Note: One of my all time favorite moments in wrestling was not even a match but one night on TSN here in Canada where the announcer in commercial break said very sarcastically... "and we'll be right back with more boring kicks from Rob Van Damn after this sports centre update." hahahahah
Match so far a bit slow... reminds me of RVD vs Kane? Abyss with a table wrapped in Barbed Wire ala GZW. Abyss goes to chokeslam RVD on the table but a few counters later and RVD smacks Abyss down face first into the barbed wire. But ends up out on his ass shortly after.
Abyss sets up some tables from the ring to the very old school barricade that TNA uses. Abyss ends up on the barbed wire table thats set up across like a bridge and RVD hits rolling thunder over the rope and onto Abyss through the table.
Feed cut out..
RVD for the 5 Star... nobody home!
Abyss goes for the weapon he can never ever really use on TV... go TNA.
I checked over to see if Kevin Kolb remembered how to throw to his wide recievers. Nope. Come back and RVD has won! Taz says RVD used janice somehow. Musta been a gut shot. Abyss says... get ready... says... "here we come."
Promoting the Sting/Nash/Pope/Hogan/Bischoff/Jarret/Joe match.
I like the way TNA has promoted these matches with the old guys promoting the best way they can. With the microphone. I'm a big Pope fan so I'm going for him however he ends up involved?
Sting and Nash look old. lol But Popes mask is badass. Man I wish I could walk around like that. haha King of the Mountain is still one of the worse nick names going.
Computer froze.. too much going on for the old girl.
Joe and Pope seem to be carrying the action which at least means TNA knows Sting/Jarret/Nash just aren't that good anymore. Sting has to wear a T-shirt to cover the old man boobs. Time to hang em up.
Joe and Sting go at it. Moving outside the ring and using the barricade again. But Nash with the shot on Joe and Sting takes control. Tag to Big Grey. Who beats on Joe in the corner before taggin in the Pope.
Pope controls Joe and then tags to Sting for the double but Joe counters. But Joe cant get the tag. Hits his fat kick tho and now trying for the tag. He reaches the corner...
BUT Jarrets jumps off the apron!
The trio beat down on Joe and finally Nash hits the jack knife on Joe for the pin! Ive also heard this is Nash's last match.
Announcers keep asking why Jeff? Why? Why so predictable?
Mr. Anderson is on the mic and he is MONEY! IF TNA is gonna make a real run then this is the guy that can do it. Stone Cold gave him the seal of approval for christs sake! I love Mr. Anderson. He's a straight up "asshole" that my generation can get behind!
Up next is Team 3D but not sure what this is... they just say it's an announcement tho? Good use of PPV time.
Switched over to the game and checked my fantasy stats... Jackson only has 3.2... need him to hit 7 or 8 so I dont gotta lean on AP tomorrow so hard against those fucking Jets.
Back to the PPV and the Dudleys are really milking this as a retirement announcement but I highly doubt it.
"As of this very minute... Team 3d is officially... retired"
But he says they have one last request. One last match. And that they want it against the best tag team in the world today. One more match he says. Says if they win they will still retire though. I'm guessing as a team and not individuals. Altho they both should.
This promo should have been done on Impact....
Up next is Lethal Lockdown. I'm hoping its better than that Foley/Flair stuff. Not a fan. Might catch the end of the half.
Switched over in time to watch Kevin Kolb continue to fuck my fantasy team... back to the PPV.
Flair and his boys are on the mic. Wooing it up. Big AJ fan but I think Flair has... well i dont even think... I KNOW... Flair has tarnished his legacy with me personally. Kinda sad really. He knows nothing but wrestling.
EV2 is out first with Foley. Hopefully they are done after this match. Fortune out and Foley and Flair go at each other right away.
Kazarian and Richards go back and forth at the start. Stevie mocks Flair. AJ is the next guy in and they begin to work on Stevie. AJ is the man PS. Styles locks on the figure four while Kazarian holds Stevies arms for like a minute. Dreamer is the next in.
Feed cut out...
Back in to see all 10 in the ring and the roof coming down. Foley and Flair are going at eachother again.
Match was pretty sweet for what I saw. Big spots all over.
BUT... Dreamer pinned Styles... FUCK... THAT! Wrong team won. Period.
Kurts on the mic talking about his career and how he'll be done if he doesn't win. I'm 50 50 on Angle winning. Personally I hope... "They" cost Angle the match somehow. Go Mr. Anderson!!
I missed most of the match so I'll have to watch it tomorrow but the ending was kinda shit...
Bischoff comes out and looks like hes gonna hit Angle and Anderson who are lying on the mat... but Hogan comes out in crutches and gimps to the ring... while Angle and Anderson are still on the mat... he gets in and they milk it out between he and Bischoff... Hardy gets in and tries to play peace negotiator.... Hogan hands him one of his crutches... Hardy... looks to smack Bischoff... but turns and HITS ANGLE!!
Yeah so Bischoff... Hogan... Abyss... Jarret... and JEFF HARDY are revealed to be "they". As Hardy wins the TNA World Heavyweight Championship as a heel.
Gotta say I dont like Hogan and Bischoff taking so long and taking the Main Event... I really dont like Hardy... BUT... It came off pretty good. RVD came out and Hardy smashed him. So they are gonna run Hardy as a leader of a stable I assume? In a way its good for TNA... not sure whats gonna go down with Angle?
I suspect he'll take a break then come back for one last run at the belt. In the meantime I'm sure RVD will go after Hardy. And MR. Anderson has to continue his delayed march towards the gold. ANDERSON should have been the Champ tonight. So at the very end you again fucked up TNA.
Unless this is gonna lead to a good Anderson push as the Companies top face against this new group... then it's just fucked.
Overall a good PPV. But the Old Guard still won't move out of the way 100%...
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