Post by Rob on Feb 2, 2011 20:38:08 GMT -6
Information gained on subject #341,985
Password: ********
Access Granted.
Name: Subject is known as "Rob", real name believed to be Robert.
Age: 25
Height: 5'5"
Eyes: Two. Both brown, either dark or light with hints of orange depending on light.
Hair: Long and artificially coloured.
Disctinguishing marks: One or two barely visible scars, multiple piercings and tattoos.
From: Glasgow, Scotland.
Current residence: As above.
Personality traits: Multiple, depending on current mood. Ranges from friendly and optimistic to hostile.
Bio: This sarcastic, cynical fuckbag was born to Filipino and Serbian parents, resulting in his lack of height and patience with other people. Conceived via IVF, though complications arose when the egg was injected with West Nile fever for shits and giggles. The joke, however, is on the doctor responsible because the subject is now a temperamental cunt.
Later in life, the subject showed an aptitude for survival tactics, chronicling his knowledge in articles un the alias "Eternal Cynic". When Roleplaying (hereafter referred to as "RPing") as his characters, the subject transfers parts of his own personality to each character to varying degrees of success. Subject also has a better taste in music and films than you do.
The subject is also a known terrorist whose activities are funded by Extraterrestrial beings or "ETs". Little is known about these employers, but it is believed that they ultimately wish to take a position of power once an opening is created. This terrorist cell is on Interpol's most wanted list after the official most wanted list. Currently, he is the 157,000th most wanted criminal in the world today.
Known accomplices:
Derrick: AKA "Blizzard". One of two men responsible for bringing the subject into this environment dubbed "GZW2K1".
Randy: AKA "Red Dragon". The second man responsible for his introduction to this place, infamous for its appetite for debauchery and wicked, wicked sin.
Tate: AKA Tate. Current head of the GZW2K1 terrorist haven.
Ayshea: AKA Ish/Ishy, AKA "Lord Leon Corbin". One of the two people responsible for helping the subject improve and settle in writing.
V: AKA "Vernon Vanderbilt" (believed to be real name). The second of two responsible for the subject's imrovement.
Derrian: AKA "Sean Locke". Like Randy and Derrick, this sexual terrorist met the subject in a previous debauchery house, hereafter referred to as an "E-fed".
Chris: AKA "Spyral". Brought in under the employ of the subject for a short stay. Believed to be good friends in real life.
Matt: AKA "Ratchet". Subject's brother in-law.
Additional notes: Sunject has reported a need "to pee". We are unsure of how to approach this issue.
Password: ********
Access Granted.
Name: Subject is known as "Rob", real name believed to be Robert.
Age: 25
Height: 5'5"
Eyes: Two. Both brown, either dark or light with hints of orange depending on light.
Hair: Long and artificially coloured.
Disctinguishing marks: One or two barely visible scars, multiple piercings and tattoos.
From: Glasgow, Scotland.
Current residence: As above.
Personality traits: Multiple, depending on current mood. Ranges from friendly and optimistic to hostile.
Bio: This sarcastic, cynical fuckbag was born to Filipino and Serbian parents, resulting in his lack of height and patience with other people. Conceived via IVF, though complications arose when the egg was injected with West Nile fever for shits and giggles. The joke, however, is on the doctor responsible because the subject is now a temperamental cunt.
Later in life, the subject showed an aptitude for survival tactics, chronicling his knowledge in articles un the alias "Eternal Cynic". When Roleplaying (hereafter referred to as "RPing") as his characters, the subject transfers parts of his own personality to each character to varying degrees of success. Subject also has a better taste in music and films than you do.
The subject is also a known terrorist whose activities are funded by Extraterrestrial beings or "ETs". Little is known about these employers, but it is believed that they ultimately wish to take a position of power once an opening is created. This terrorist cell is on Interpol's most wanted list after the official most wanted list. Currently, he is the 157,000th most wanted criminal in the world today.
Known accomplices:
Derrick: AKA "Blizzard". One of two men responsible for bringing the subject into this environment dubbed "GZW2K1".
Randy: AKA "Red Dragon". The second man responsible for his introduction to this place, infamous for its appetite for debauchery and wicked, wicked sin.
Tate: AKA Tate. Current head of the GZW2K1 terrorist haven.
Ayshea: AKA Ish/Ishy, AKA "Lord Leon Corbin". One of the two people responsible for helping the subject improve and settle in writing.
V: AKA "Vernon Vanderbilt" (believed to be real name). The second of two responsible for the subject's imrovement.
Derrian: AKA "Sean Locke". Like Randy and Derrick, this sexual terrorist met the subject in a previous debauchery house, hereafter referred to as an "E-fed".
Chris: AKA "Spyral". Brought in under the employ of the subject for a short stay. Believed to be good friends in real life.
Matt: AKA "Ratchet". Subject's brother in-law.
Additional notes: Sunject has reported a need "to pee". We are unsure of how to approach this issue.
