Post by Icon Lord Leon Corbin on Feb 4, 2011 16:26:40 GMT -6
Lord Corbin: So where is this war I was promised?
No frills are needed for the man standing close to the camera. Visible from the waist up, he’s sports a tank top, his wife on the front in the new design of shirts since her return. It was probably deliberate that his arms were glistening, emphasising on the tone on his arms. “If you’ve got it, flaunt it”, so they say and that was just the man he’s always been. Looking about the place, he raises his hands like he can’t find something, letting them fall eventually.
Lord Corbin: From all angles I have had to hear I should prepare for war, that this Lord will be toppled by the good forces of wrestling. I have had to endure an over elaborate display from you, Tamer but what is there beyond that?
FUCK ALL!!
I’ve given you the chance to take that fucking ball and run with it and you couldn’t even do that! Yet you expect me to take your fucking words to heart? You’ve done nothing, said nothing. If I didn’t know better I would think Tamer has gone all a bit tame!
He sports his signature sideward smile.
Lord Corbin: There is no use hiding, Tamer…You’ve made your voice so heard, all eyes are on you to see just what you will do about the Kindred. You know, those “devious and terrible” people! Where is our hero if he is not to fight the good fight!!
Or are you backing off because Johnny Williams is doing it all so much better than you are. Is it HIS fucking spot you want? Did you think being a bit of a runner up in a Lord of the Coliseum tournament would put you up to the top where you and only you think you should be, Tamer?
Too bad, bitch!
You’ve a long way to go. I actually felt sorry for Sean Locke the moment we all found out you would be his partner this past Crimson. He had to work twice as hard because you’re just lack lustre. All fucking hype! It’s not unusual for a globalstar to be forced down people’s throats but sometimes, just sometimes, they realise what has been put in their fucking hands and decide to make the fucking most of it! Are you THAT ungrateful that you think you can just sit back and relax and get everything handed to you, you bitch?! You think a war will fight itself?! If that’s the case, this will be a walk in the park for any of the Kindred, sunshine! Deceptive and evil or not, this family is used to challenges personally and professionally. If all you have in your arsenal is Brokeback The Live Show then you can fuck right back off to where you came from!
Sarcastic is his wink, slow and patronising.
Lord Corbin: If you want the fucking privilege of having the Kindred opposite then you better open your eyes and get your arse out of neutral, Tamer. And if you don’t want to do that then I will go out of my way to come for you. One way or another, you WILL wake from your professional slumber, do you hear me? You want to make a name for yourself then look no fucking further than me to help you. Don’t concern yourself with that shipwreck that is Prime Time, Tamer…just come to ME. There is nothing Prime Time can even do to boost your career now anyway, that ship isn’t even sailing, sweetpea, it’s fucking sinking and you’ll go down with it.
And why should I even care?
I don’t.
Prime Time means nothing to me, you mean nothing to me. But I am not as bad as people think I am. If I was, I would let you continue bumping heads with that fucking idiot that suffers delusions constantly. GZW’s resident hot air balloon, John fucking Champa.
Well, I am nothing like him. I actually can back up my every word and I won’t hide behind a fucking pair of brass knucks. I don’t need to use a weapon to make myself heard when I have EVERY weapon I need in the form of my absolute fucking being. You’ve gotten too used to playing around with the fakes and wannabes, Tamer. It’s why you have gotten so confident, bringing the breeze on that mic because you think every one of us on this roster is the same. Can only be because you haven’t met me for real yet! I have beaten your leader to an inch of his life, reduced him to tears, had him on his knees, I’ve damn near fucking ended his life on several occasions and I am willing to bet you aren’t even half the man he is! If you are his best asset then you are a testament to him and everything else that is half arsed!
Shooting his head forward, he’s close enough his capillary veins can be seen clearly. He moves back again. His outburst of seconds ago already a thing of the past.
Lord Corbin: Good luck against my wife by the way. Unlike common belief she doesn’t actually lay down easily for any man so I do think you will have a tough time trying to beat a woman even a man like me is so willing to have her by his side. I’ll leave you to her for now. I actually have bigger fish to fry, I believe.
Sean…
Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought I would be facing you at this level. I don’t want you to take that the wrong way. I want you to feel good about it. I am a man of passion and I like to be challenged, fired up. I like to know I have a reason to walk that path to our very own fucking battleground. There aren’t many that can make me feel that way but the little snippet of it I got in that tag team match may help restore some of the faith lost in the future of this sport. You are the embodiment of what I like to see. The experience this sport should offer.
Blah blah blah?
Well, I am not actually lying but I don’t want you to get big-headed now. I have been there on your journey as much as Eva Hikari has. I have been here every step of the way, Sean, and now is that time. Now is the time you go out there and prove yourself. You have done it with the TV title, a title once held by me and you are doing it with another title once held by me. It’s a privilege to be where you are right now. I remember the many battles you had with my step mother, trying to dethrone The Phoenix from her Intercontinental crown.
I remember it all. I remember the fight you had inside. I remember that even though the Kindred were your mortal enemies in that ring that I admired the fact that you could stand right back, dust yourself down and keep going. You’ve got it, Sean but will you still have it at a higher level than you’re used to? It’s easy to fall off, Sean. If you think you’re ready then step right up. We can do battle but a battle isn’t always won in the ring. It’s won within and at times I think I see you swaying. It doesn’t matter how many victories you get, how many people you beat, how many titles you win...it’s all fucking meaningless if you aren’t right up here!
He taps his temple a few times, pausing before he continues.
Lord Corbin: This is why I say I am ready now! Make no mistake, I was a hard fucker before now. But now I am not just physically ready, I am mentally ready. I have the experience but no longer any of the pain. I know what can befall me so I am prepared. I am not a man who will be venturing into the unknown now. This is always going to be something that gives me an edge over this fucking roster because winning that match and holding up that title is NOT where it’s at to be a World champion alone. Look at your fallen champions. All talk big fucking game but they are lost souls with nowhere to go and no will power. Kid Kaos. An amazing talent in the ring but a flake when placed before his superiors. He has fallen along with his reign. Rupert Martin. Found his grip on the title but lost his grip on reality. He thought he would win the world title and would be free to bask in glory but never did he fucking think it would be an empty victory and the burden of carrying the company on his flimsy shoulders. He failed. Zachary Sharp, consumed. Multi time champion but with none of the heart or true desire. Honestly, the fucking list goes on. So I hope you’re listening too, Vyper. If you think facing my father is a behemoth of a battle, you have no idea what awaits you at the throne, sunshine. And what will you do if you get there? Does anyone ever think about that? Everyone wants glory but what then? They don’t know and THAT is why they fall quickly.
Same goes for the tag champions...
Don’t think just because Kindred lost at Crimson that is a free pass to dismiss me or my wife. We wanted our warm up, our feeling out stage of what this evolved cast of fucking roster clowns has to offer and we found out. Our eyes are still on those tag titles, Smokescreen. Don’t think for one minute that I have forgotten about you. I know you two and the New Era are putting on this little show to make people think there is some major battle fucking happening to keep others at bay but trust me, boys, the second Kindred gets in on that action we will take all of you out of your fucking comfort zone! All I see is the same shit I did a month ago. It’s still tag champions without their titles and New Era being all fucking dastardly and playing hide and seek with belts that are worth so much fucking more than that! How fucking innovative and cunning!!
It’s fucking disrespectful! Do you fucking hear me Tim and Ron?!
Sounds like a fucking kid’s program...Ronnie and Tim, Ronnie and Tim!
Nodding his head from side to side, he sings playfully, fading the children’s theme out quickly with the Corbin shark-like stare.
Lord Corbin: You want to fucking act like children then you will be treated as such. My fucking five year old little girl is infinitely more mature, smarter and more creative than either of you overhyped little tosspots! I could probably sit her in front of a camera and get something so much more enthralling out of her about her day at school than I am getting out of anyone else in the tag team division! It’s time to polish what has faded over the years and Kindred is the only one with the ability and star power to do it! There will be no fucking hiding my title when I get it, I will shove it in your fucking faces and remind you just what it really takes to hold it legitimately! I’ll even do the nice thing and buy you a fucking replica because that is about as close as you will get to holding it!
And that goes for anyone with something I have my eye on. Don’t get complacent if I don’t pursue you today. It just means I can wait. You can’t fight destiny so I won’t. I can wait for the throne that is inevitably mine. Just keep that thought very fresh in your minds because when that time comes, none of you will be able to fight my destiny either....
No frills are needed for the man standing close to the camera. Visible from the waist up, he’s sports a tank top, his wife on the front in the new design of shirts since her return. It was probably deliberate that his arms were glistening, emphasising on the tone on his arms. “If you’ve got it, flaunt it”, so they say and that was just the man he’s always been. Looking about the place, he raises his hands like he can’t find something, letting them fall eventually.
Lord Corbin: From all angles I have had to hear I should prepare for war, that this Lord will be toppled by the good forces of wrestling. I have had to endure an over elaborate display from you, Tamer but what is there beyond that?
FUCK ALL!!
I’ve given you the chance to take that fucking ball and run with it and you couldn’t even do that! Yet you expect me to take your fucking words to heart? You’ve done nothing, said nothing. If I didn’t know better I would think Tamer has gone all a bit tame!
He sports his signature sideward smile.
Lord Corbin: There is no use hiding, Tamer…You’ve made your voice so heard, all eyes are on you to see just what you will do about the Kindred. You know, those “devious and terrible” people! Where is our hero if he is not to fight the good fight!!
Or are you backing off because Johnny Williams is doing it all so much better than you are. Is it HIS fucking spot you want? Did you think being a bit of a runner up in a Lord of the Coliseum tournament would put you up to the top where you and only you think you should be, Tamer?
Too bad, bitch!
You’ve a long way to go. I actually felt sorry for Sean Locke the moment we all found out you would be his partner this past Crimson. He had to work twice as hard because you’re just lack lustre. All fucking hype! It’s not unusual for a globalstar to be forced down people’s throats but sometimes, just sometimes, they realise what has been put in their fucking hands and decide to make the fucking most of it! Are you THAT ungrateful that you think you can just sit back and relax and get everything handed to you, you bitch?! You think a war will fight itself?! If that’s the case, this will be a walk in the park for any of the Kindred, sunshine! Deceptive and evil or not, this family is used to challenges personally and professionally. If all you have in your arsenal is Brokeback The Live Show then you can fuck right back off to where you came from!
Sarcastic is his wink, slow and patronising.
Lord Corbin: If you want the fucking privilege of having the Kindred opposite then you better open your eyes and get your arse out of neutral, Tamer. And if you don’t want to do that then I will go out of my way to come for you. One way or another, you WILL wake from your professional slumber, do you hear me? You want to make a name for yourself then look no fucking further than me to help you. Don’t concern yourself with that shipwreck that is Prime Time, Tamer…just come to ME. There is nothing Prime Time can even do to boost your career now anyway, that ship isn’t even sailing, sweetpea, it’s fucking sinking and you’ll go down with it.
And why should I even care?
I don’t.
Prime Time means nothing to me, you mean nothing to me. But I am not as bad as people think I am. If I was, I would let you continue bumping heads with that fucking idiot that suffers delusions constantly. GZW’s resident hot air balloon, John fucking Champa.
Well, I am nothing like him. I actually can back up my every word and I won’t hide behind a fucking pair of brass knucks. I don’t need to use a weapon to make myself heard when I have EVERY weapon I need in the form of my absolute fucking being. You’ve gotten too used to playing around with the fakes and wannabes, Tamer. It’s why you have gotten so confident, bringing the breeze on that mic because you think every one of us on this roster is the same. Can only be because you haven’t met me for real yet! I have beaten your leader to an inch of his life, reduced him to tears, had him on his knees, I’ve damn near fucking ended his life on several occasions and I am willing to bet you aren’t even half the man he is! If you are his best asset then you are a testament to him and everything else that is half arsed!
Shooting his head forward, he’s close enough his capillary veins can be seen clearly. He moves back again. His outburst of seconds ago already a thing of the past.
Lord Corbin: Good luck against my wife by the way. Unlike common belief she doesn’t actually lay down easily for any man so I do think you will have a tough time trying to beat a woman even a man like me is so willing to have her by his side. I’ll leave you to her for now. I actually have bigger fish to fry, I believe.
Sean…
Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought I would be facing you at this level. I don’t want you to take that the wrong way. I want you to feel good about it. I am a man of passion and I like to be challenged, fired up. I like to know I have a reason to walk that path to our very own fucking battleground. There aren’t many that can make me feel that way but the little snippet of it I got in that tag team match may help restore some of the faith lost in the future of this sport. You are the embodiment of what I like to see. The experience this sport should offer.
Blah blah blah?
Well, I am not actually lying but I don’t want you to get big-headed now. I have been there on your journey as much as Eva Hikari has. I have been here every step of the way, Sean, and now is that time. Now is the time you go out there and prove yourself. You have done it with the TV title, a title once held by me and you are doing it with another title once held by me. It’s a privilege to be where you are right now. I remember the many battles you had with my step mother, trying to dethrone The Phoenix from her Intercontinental crown.
I remember it all. I remember the fight you had inside. I remember that even though the Kindred were your mortal enemies in that ring that I admired the fact that you could stand right back, dust yourself down and keep going. You’ve got it, Sean but will you still have it at a higher level than you’re used to? It’s easy to fall off, Sean. If you think you’re ready then step right up. We can do battle but a battle isn’t always won in the ring. It’s won within and at times I think I see you swaying. It doesn’t matter how many victories you get, how many people you beat, how many titles you win...it’s all fucking meaningless if you aren’t right up here!
He taps his temple a few times, pausing before he continues.
Lord Corbin: This is why I say I am ready now! Make no mistake, I was a hard fucker before now. But now I am not just physically ready, I am mentally ready. I have the experience but no longer any of the pain. I know what can befall me so I am prepared. I am not a man who will be venturing into the unknown now. This is always going to be something that gives me an edge over this fucking roster because winning that match and holding up that title is NOT where it’s at to be a World champion alone. Look at your fallen champions. All talk big fucking game but they are lost souls with nowhere to go and no will power. Kid Kaos. An amazing talent in the ring but a flake when placed before his superiors. He has fallen along with his reign. Rupert Martin. Found his grip on the title but lost his grip on reality. He thought he would win the world title and would be free to bask in glory but never did he fucking think it would be an empty victory and the burden of carrying the company on his flimsy shoulders. He failed. Zachary Sharp, consumed. Multi time champion but with none of the heart or true desire. Honestly, the fucking list goes on. So I hope you’re listening too, Vyper. If you think facing my father is a behemoth of a battle, you have no idea what awaits you at the throne, sunshine. And what will you do if you get there? Does anyone ever think about that? Everyone wants glory but what then? They don’t know and THAT is why they fall quickly.
Same goes for the tag champions...
Don’t think just because Kindred lost at Crimson that is a free pass to dismiss me or my wife. We wanted our warm up, our feeling out stage of what this evolved cast of fucking roster clowns has to offer and we found out. Our eyes are still on those tag titles, Smokescreen. Don’t think for one minute that I have forgotten about you. I know you two and the New Era are putting on this little show to make people think there is some major battle fucking happening to keep others at bay but trust me, boys, the second Kindred gets in on that action we will take all of you out of your fucking comfort zone! All I see is the same shit I did a month ago. It’s still tag champions without their titles and New Era being all fucking dastardly and playing hide and seek with belts that are worth so much fucking more than that! How fucking innovative and cunning!!
It’s fucking disrespectful! Do you fucking hear me Tim and Ron?!
Sounds like a fucking kid’s program...Ronnie and Tim, Ronnie and Tim!
Nodding his head from side to side, he sings playfully, fading the children’s theme out quickly with the Corbin shark-like stare.
Lord Corbin: You want to fucking act like children then you will be treated as such. My fucking five year old little girl is infinitely more mature, smarter and more creative than either of you overhyped little tosspots! I could probably sit her in front of a camera and get something so much more enthralling out of her about her day at school than I am getting out of anyone else in the tag team division! It’s time to polish what has faded over the years and Kindred is the only one with the ability and star power to do it! There will be no fucking hiding my title when I get it, I will shove it in your fucking faces and remind you just what it really takes to hold it legitimately! I’ll even do the nice thing and buy you a fucking replica because that is about as close as you will get to holding it!
And that goes for anyone with something I have my eye on. Don’t get complacent if I don’t pursue you today. It just means I can wait. You can’t fight destiny so I won’t. I can wait for the throne that is inevitably mine. Just keep that thought very fresh in your minds because when that time comes, none of you will be able to fight my destiny either....
