Metal Report ~ Wednsday, August 25th, 2004

[The Tool]

blame the lateness on traffic. The source couldn't get home in time to report.

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[glow=gray,2,000]Metal[/glow]

The lights around the arena faded out as "Been There, Done That" by Dr. Dre kicked in. Nathan Williams made his way down the ramp to a chorus of boos with the occassional cheer from the die hard fans and slid into the ring.

Nathan called for a mic and mentioned how he had warned his brother not to meddle in Heretic business but he didn't seem to want to listen. He went on to say that Jimmy would realize the hard way that brother knows best when it comes to things of this nature.

Nathan then went on to talk about the upcoming Contest of Champions and called out two superstars inparticularly in the form of Seven and Joshua Cleaver. Nathan went on to say that Seven was nothing but a carbon copy of Maxx Pain which meant he had the strength of a bull, the brain of an ameba, and the talent of a squirrel. He stated that Seven needed to stick to being an undertaker and leave the wresting to real men.

He then went on to mention about how rumors were flying backstage about the young Joshua Cleaver. Nathan stated that the rumor was that Cleaver smoked more pot than Method Man and Redman on "How High." Nathan stated that Cleaver was just a small piece in a much large scheme of things and that he needed to learn his place in this business before he was placed there the hard way.

Nathan began to talk about how he would walk into the Contest of Champions the HKWF World Heavyweight Champion and walk out the HKWF World Champion as well as the number one contendor to the GZW World Championship. Nathan went on to state that there would be no man, woman, or child that would stand in his way.

"Been There, Done That" kicked back in as Nathan dropped the mic and made his way backstage.

*~*~*~*~*

After the show started Mychael Lord and James "Monarch" Corbin were spotted backstage in a heated "debate".Harsh words were exchanged between the two as Monarch belittled Lord for being "...nothing but a bloody second rate imposter that never will walk out of my f*cking shadow" and Lord calling Monarch "a pathetic shell of a great man that has been reduced to being the lapdog for Uncle John's real son".Both former students of Michael Irons had to be physically restrained by security from going at one another.

*~*~*~*~*

The scene opens up to the locker room of Edwin MacPhisto while he is in the process of getting ready for the match. Edwin finishes lacing up his boots and happily gives the camera crew a quick interview, stating that he appreciates Kid Kaos’ praises, and he hopes that the two put on a hell of a match.

Edwin MacPhisto ~VS~ Kid Kaos

The match starts out with a quick burst of technichnical holds from Edwin, while Kaos manages to escape from them all with no real harm. Realizing that neither will go down without a fight, the crowds cheer loudly as Kaos and Edwin both shake hands in the middle of the ring as a show of respect. After getting underway again, Edwin takes the upper hand in the fight, hitting various moves on Kaos until he flips out of a german suplex and begins his offense against Edwin, starting with a hard Flipping scissor kick to the back of Edwin’s head. After five minutes of hitting move after move on Edwin with little effect, Kaos attempts to hit his “Kaotic Krusha” but Edwin somehow gets out of the move and hits his “Flash Bang” (Signature Move ~ Side headlock into a swinging DDT) and proceeds to ground Kaos with a long series of submission moves targeted around the head and neck area, finally topping it off with his “Lights Out” (Finishing Move ~ Standing Dragon Sleeper) but to his amazement, Kid Kaos reaches the ropes and Edwin immediately breaks the hold. Edwin attempts to hit his “Breakdown” finisher, but Kaos somehow flips Edwin head over heels and once Edwin reaches his feet, Kaos finally hits his “Kaotic Krusha” (Finishing Move ~ Inverted Eye of the Hurricane) for the three count pinfall.

Kid Kaos d. Edwin MacPhisto via pinfall @ 14:40

[The Tool]

"Force Fed" by Strapping Young Lad began to blast through the PA system on Metal, and from the back came "Buzzing"Electric Sharpe. The crowd reaction was a deafening negative response for the young Heretic as he made his way to the ring sporting the "Heretics" promotional T-Shirt, and jeans and had his golf club in tow

As Sharpe entered the ring he was promptly given a microphone, before begining his barrage of insults first of all directed at the crowd, then he turned his attention to his next opponent in the Neophyte of the Year tournament "The Untouchable" Kaine, after claiming he breezed past "The Angry Aussie" Edwin MacPhisto he said he was looking forward to something of a better opponent in Kaine. He mentioned however that Kaine aught not to get in his way before the next round of matches otherwise he might just feel what it's like to be faced with the unfortunate circumstance of facing a heretic in the next round of the Neophyte of the Year tournament.

Sharpe then laid claim to winning the Neophyte of the Year tournament, and should it require help from his trust friend then that's what i will take. Whilst Sharpe said that he made it quite clear that he was talking about his golf club. He then said that if to advance to the next round he finds Kaine somewhat untouchable then he may not be the one touching him at all.

Before Sharpe left he mentioned that he and Jimmy Williams DO have finished business agreeing with a previous Jimmy Williams, and that if he wishes to take this matter up any further that he wasn't such a hard person to find.

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Walking back and forth around the communial locker room was the young rookie Kid X. The small superstar seemed to be full of energy as he continued to make his way around the large locker room trying to stay out of the way of the people who were actually working that night.

Kid X finally took notice of the camera and began to talk about how ready he was for his upcoming match and that there wasn't a man alive that would keep him from achieving the goal ahead. He mentioned how he might not know much about his upcoming opponent but that didn't really matter because when your Kid X every match is a cake walk.

Kid X then made his way out of the locker room as he went on a hunt for young ladies.

*~*~*~*~*

In the darkness as usual was Cursed Angel, meditating in isolation. As he finished, he looked at the camera with his cold eyes. He wasn't much on words, but did say that James Tanner, once his partner, will now be the next to be knocked out of his path. He also stated that Tanner just might get to see those 'neat' tricks he likes so much.

*~*~*~*~*

Sat in the corner of his dressing room with the phone to his ear is the man formerly known as Desecrator. The high flyer tapped a pen on the table in front of him as he obviously waited for someone to pick up.

Finally a look up despare comes across the face of James as he began to talk into the answering machine begging for Nicole to pick the phone up. He went on to appologize and say anything to get her to pick the phone up but all that he gets in return is a sudden dial tone.

James placed the phone back down on the reciever as he looked up to the camera with a face full of pain and eyes that showed he hadn't slept in weeks.

James mentioned how he didn't know how things had ever gotten this far and he didn't know how he would be able to even focus on the match at hand. He quickly appoligized to the fans and to CA for not being totally focused on the match and said that he didn't expect to be forgiven because he didn't see how anyone could.

James than got up and made his way out of the locker room as the scene faded.

The Cursed Angel ~VS~ James Tanner

Tanner begins the match with hard shots to Angel’s head, knocking back the mysterious man to the ropes untin Angel blocks one of the attempted blows and starts hitting hard shots of his own followed by a huge overhead suplex, getting a quick two count from the ref. After about three minutes of working heavily on Tanner’s midsection with various hard suplexes and gruesome holds, Angel attemps to complete the match with the Flipping Piledriver that he dubs the “Black Charm Driver” but still with some fight left in him, Tanner hurls Angel head over heels from the powerbomb position and begins to get in some big offense of his own, until finally Angel uses his amazing magic to shoot a large flame out of his hands right in front of Tanner’s face, scaring pretty much the entire arena, giving Angel enough time to hit Tanner with his “Angel’s Decent” (Finishing move ~ Double underhook suplex into a sitdown spike powerbomb) for the academic three count pinfall.

Cursed Angel d. James Tanner via pinfall @ 8:17

[The Tool]

Uncannily depressed, Edwin MacPhisto solomnly begins to leave the GZW Arena with two big duffel bags flung on his shoulder. As he is about to get into his car to leave, a camera crew stops Edwin in his tracks and asks him why he’s depressed, but all they get in response is a cold “Piss off you fucking wankers.” and a hard shove from Edwin to the camera, almost knocking the camera man off balance. Edwin then climbs into the car and drives off into the cool Atlanta night, leaving the crowds sitting there in wonderment.

*~*~*~*~*

Stood in the hallways with his back against the wall and his right leg against the wall was the young Jimmy Williams. Jimmy watched as several interns and wrestlers made there way back and forth down the hall before speaking.

Jimmy talked about how it really didn't surprise him one bit what Cleaver said the other night. He stated that had Cleaver awoke this supposed beast up than he wouldn't be walking right now but instead would be in a pool of his own blood.

Jimmy went on to say that Cleaver should be preparing himself for the fight of his life and that he needed to find his place of peace because once he got his hands on him there would be no turning back and no stopping the pain that would follow.

Jimmy watched as a young female intern walked by and winked at him bringing a smile to his face. Noticing the camera was still on Jimmy cleared his throat and turned back to the camera.

Jimmy went on to say that if Joshua wanted a beast than he was going to feel the wrath of an untameable beast very soon.

Jimmy then went on to comment about how the unfinished business between himself and Electric Sharpe would come to an end very soon and that there would be no turning back and no running for assistance because he was about to turn it up a notch.

With that being said Jimmy got off the wall and made his way down the hall as the scene faded.

*~*~*~*~*

With the fans...

Jeff is seen out in the crowd with a microphone getting word from the great fans of GZW. Most of the fans seemed hyped up about GZW's Contest of Champions, and many thought that Nathan Williams was the favorite to win it closely followed by Paul Spartan. One woman looking very drunk, claimed that she was pregnant with James Tanners baby!

*~*~*~*~*

Joshua Cleaver confronted the crowd at Metal and was overwhelmingly boo'd. Joshua stated that he agreed with Jimmy Williams that Williams would show the whole world what he was made of, but Cleaver said it would only be after he (Cleaver) beat Jimmy for the second time. Joshua said it'd spark the old king of extreme, back to his old self.

After being boo'd for a minute, Joshua said he would show what he was made of to GZW World Heavyweight Champion, and prove he wasn't no rookie. Joshua was boo'd some more as he left to backstage.

*~*~*~*~*

Backstage there was a big commotion. Supposedly Ass Clown had arrived at the arena wearing some freaky clown mask. Angelfire made a comment about the mask at passing, and Ass Clown ended up attacking him. He finished it off by throwing Angelfire through one of the ice cream concession stands backstage. As he left he said, "I'm sick of being a jobber!"

*~*~*~*~*

The sound of a violet argument fills the hallways of the GZW Arena. In search of the cause, the camera crew comes up upon the GZW locker room, where “The Untouchable” Kaine and his manager Samuel Dobbson are almost at each other’s throat, screaming at one another about something the camera can’t pick up. As the camera crew inches closer to the locker room door, Kaine can be heard saying “Fuck you Dobbson… I’ve got a match.” and suddenly, the door flings open, showing the angry face of the “Untouchable” staring down the lense. Without hesitation, Kaine violently shoves the cameraman back into a wall, causing him to drop the expensive camera onto the floor, breaking it instantly. To make matters worse, Kaine also gives a hard kick to the cameraman’s stomach before glaring back at his manager and storming off down the hall towards the ring area.

“The Untouchable” Kaine ~VS~ “The Gamebreaker” Mychael Lord

For the first time in a long while, Kaine comes out to the ring alone. I think it has something to do with he and Dobbson’s fight just now. Anyway… Kaine quickly takes to the offensive, with much more agression than usual for him, hitting Lord with big moves early on. Lord takes a quick advantage though, catching Kaine in mid-air durring a Backflip attempt and turning it into a fallaway slam. Lord works hard on keeping the Youngster grounded, with painful submissions to the legs, keeping him on the floor, and ocassionally hitting a big move on Kaine. The quick and agile man breaks out of the holds though and begins to show his aerial side, hitting top rope moves left and right. Just before Kaine can hit his “Leap of Faith” though, Dobbson appears at the top of the ramp, catching the attention of his young protejé long enough for Lord to grab Kaine on the top rope, and hurl him into the middle of the ring. Once Kaine reaches his feet, Lord nails Kaine with his “Game Over” (Finisher ~ two Shining Wizard knee strikes in a row) for the three count pinfall while Dobbson simply exits the stage, shaking his head.

Mychael Lord d. Kaine via pinfall @ 6:53

Immediately following the Lord/Kaine match Tytan and Monarch crashed the ring while Kaine hastily slides out and makes his exit through the crowd, as to not get involved in the coming fight. Lord tried to mount an offense but Tytan had the jump on him and quickly had him at his mercy.Monarch instructed the young big man to give the Gamebreaker When Worlds Collide (jacknife powerbomb),not one,not twice,but three times.The former CCW Triple Crown Heavyweight Champion mounted the former HKWF World Heavyweight Champion and commenced to pound away on his face the whole time telling Lord to "respect his bloody betters!!" After that Monarch instructed his fellow Heretic to lift up Lord and give him another When Worlds Collide. Before Tytan could attempt the devastating power move, Jimmy Williams and Cursed Angel hit the ring.The two Heretics aborted the attack and slid out the other side of the ring cursing the young faces in the ring as they tended to Lord

[The Tool]

In the front row seats of the GZW2K1 Coliseum manager extraordinare Andrew Excelsior was spotted by Butterscotch Monroe.The only female interviewer on the GZW media staff was surprised to see the always dapper dressed Excelsior at the Metal house show.Excelsior let it be known that he normally would have simply downloaded the webcast of the show from the GZW2K1.com Video On Demand section but he was actually there to scout out potential opponents for his newest client the W.C.E.K Television Champion "The Unbreakable Female" Tonya Glory.Monroe quesioned whether or not if he had seen anyone that he felt would be suitable to give the W.C.E.K TV champ a run for her money.Excelsior stated that "nearly all of the roster was quite suitable but no one clearly stood out above all others".But Excelsior did say that he was looking very closely at Cursed Angel.Before leaving Butterscotch asked when could the wrestling world possible see the matchup between World Heavyweight Champion Pimp Bizkit and W.C.E.K Television Champion Tonya Glory.Excelsior insured that he was in the face of Commissioner Devotion and the Booking Committee everyday petitioning for the match to take place.

*~*~*~*~*

As Joshua Cleaver prepared for his match he was suddenly blind sided by a vicious closeline by Jimmy Williams that knocked him into a nearby table. Jimmy delivered several rights and lefts to the face of Joshua until blood started to run from his forehead. Several officials flooded the scene and pulled Jimmy off the bloodied Joshua and escorted him down the hall as the rest of them checked on Cleaver.

*~*~*~*~*

Phillip Tytan and James "Monarch" Corbin were seen backstage after the attack upon Mychael Lord.Tytan was very jovial about the attack but Monarch dismissed that attitude by telling Tytan that "this isn't a bloody joke" and that if anyone ever disrespects any Heretic it was Tytan's job as the group enforcer to "deal with them in a bloody serious manner".Monarch stressed that the way to survive with any longevity in this business was to "take out your bloody enemy before they get the bloody chance first".Monarch,fitting into his mentor role with considerable ease,encouraged Tytan to go out there and literally destroy Seven and show that "kack wannabe Maxxwell Pain the folly of stepping into the bloody ring with a f*cking Heretic".Tytan totally hyped by the inspirational speech of Monarch walked down the hall on his way to his match with Seven.

Phillip Tytan ~VS~ “The Dark Angel” Seven

The match began with a hard series of punches between the two compeditors, with Seven gaining the upper hand due to his strength. With the fans on his side, due to the fact that he’s facing a heretic, Seven begins to wail away at the slightly smaller opponent with hard forearm shots to the chest, followed by hard knee shots to the rips, and completed with a huge “Fatal Encounter” (Signature Move ~ Sit-out Powerbomb) that violently shook the ring upon comletion. Seven only gets a one count for his troubles though. Seven takes control of the match using his size and strength to his advantage at every turn, throwing Tytan around like a rag doll. Just when Seven is about to close the deal though, Tytan low blows Seven when the referee is not looking and hits a MASSIVE Tombstone Piledriver on Seven, drastically turning the tide of the match. Tytan takes his turn wearing Seven down with move after move, shwoing the bigger man that he can match power with power. Just when Seven is starting to make a comeback though, Tytan once again turns to the low blow to retake the advantage. This time though, Tytan hits a huge pump-handle suplex on Seven, followed by the ever devastating “When Worlds Collide” (Finisher ~ Jackknife Powerbomb) for the hard fought three count fall. Post match, Seven and Tytan get into a fight of words, as Tytan victoriously walks arrogantly up the ramp and to the back.

Phillip Tytan d. Seven via pinfall @ 13:32

[The Tool]

Backstage we see the "Living Legend" Pimp Bizkit preparing himself for his upcoming match with Joshua Cleaver. Pimp refused any kind of interview, saying how he had nothing to say to anyone and that he was a "Living Legend" and would prove to be exactly that when he beats Joshua Cleaver which is scheduled to take place later in the night. The scene then promptly faded to black

*~*~*~*~*

As Electric Sharpe made his way out of his locker room he was suddenly met with a baseball bat from Jimmy Williams to the chest knocking the much smaller man up against the wall. Jimmy reared back and took a large swing pinning Sharpes head between the bat and the wall cracking his skull wide open. Sharpe slid down the wall slowly obviously unconscience by now as Jimmy began to stomp a mud hole in the downed Sharpe. Running down the hallway with officials in tow soon after the attack was Phillip Tytan. Jimmy began to stand his ground but officials quickly put a stop to that by seperating the two and escorting Jimmy out of the building and off the property.

~Main Event~

Joshua “The Panther” Cleaver VS~ “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit

With Joshua still feeling the effects of Jimmy’s attack earlier, Pimp has no problem taking the advantage early on in the match, hitting several small but effective moves on the already beaten man. Showing his resliaince though, Cleaver begins to fight back not only the pain from the attack, but the onslaught of the World champion with several hard strikes to the midsection, knocking Bizkit back several steps. With his opponent in prime position, Cleaver immediately starts his own assault on the GZW World Champion with a “Cleaver Suplex” (Signature Move ~ Cobra Clutch Suplex). Cleaver steadily begins to wear Pimp Bizkit down with timely suplexes, hard submissions, and lots of taunting, until Pimp suddenly nails Cleaver with a low blow, causing Homeless Jack to jump up onto the ring apron in anger, yelling at Pimp. With the referree’s focus on Homeless Jack, Pimp takes the opportunity to quickly slide out of the ring and grab his title belt. In the ring, Pimp nails Cleaver between the eyes with the world belt and quickly tosses it out of the ring, while Homeless jack is still arguing with the referee. Pimp finally gives jack a hard elbow right to his face, knocking him down to the floor and covers the knocked out Panther for the three count fall, under the deafening haze of boos from the crowd.

Pimp Bizkit d Joshua Cleaver via pinfall @ 18:22

~Immediately Following the pinfall~

Following the main event Electric Sharpe, Nathan Williams, and Monarch hit the ring and joined Pimp in stomping away on Joshua Cleaver. Monarch hit a massive powerbomb on cleaver while at the same time Sharpe came off the top rope with his 720 Bomb. Nathan lifted The Panther up and quickly dropped him with his Hell From Above chokeslam. Monarch instructed the other two Heretics to hold up Joshua for Pimp as the World Heavyweight Champion gave the number two contender several Your Mama slaps to the face. Pimp mushed Joshua in the face with the World title belt and constantly screamed to him that "you'll never get your hands on my damn belt!!"

The crowd became ecstatic as from the back came Jimmy Williams and Mychael Lord.The two were led by Sean "Magic" Fiery.The face collective brought the fight to their immediate rivals; Williams on Sharpe, Lord on Monarch, and Magic on T-Rex. Pimp slid out of the ring and was making it up the ring until he he was blindsided from a kendo stick blow."Lone Gunman" John Taylor stepped from behind the curtains and steadily whooped away on the Living Legend as the show ended.

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