Post by Lone Gunman on May 9, 2011 11:26:06 GMT -6
1. Icon Pimp Bizkit was forced to retire in 2005 after the company made a rape allegation disappear.
2. Icon Jason Machiavelli got his break into the industry because he was Tate Troublesome's crack dealer.
3. Clancy McClean has over ten illegitimate children in the USA alone.
4. Lord Kaos sucker-punched Monarch backstage after the Aftermath 2K10 main event and was fired on the spot.
5. Sweet Cheapshots was bullied backstage for the duration of his active GZW2K1 career. After a failed suicide attempt he was removed from the active roster and given the well-paid title of 'road agent'. He hasn't stepped foot at a GZW2K1 event since.
6. Pitfighter died backstage at a Monday Night Manslaughter event in 2002 from a heroin overdose.
7. Clancy McClean (then GZW2K1 Director of New Media) lobbied against Bane's proposed World Heavyweight title push in 2005 purely because he doesn't like Chris Cairns.
8. Quake has slept with a former female GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion.
9. "The Root" Amun Ma'at was killed by a fellow inmate at Guantanamo Bay in 2009.
10. Icon Jason Machiavelli was indicted by the FBI in 2006 for suspected ties to organised crime in New York.
11. Clancy McClean didn't actually write Just Business columns himself, but in fact used a number of ghostwriters over the years - including Icon Alexander Hunt and BDR.
12. In 2004 a fan threw a cup of piss at then-Heretic Philip Tytan while he made his entrance. The fan was taken backstage by security at which point Tytan's stablemates Monarch, Pimp Bizkit and Electric Sharpe kicked the shit out of him.
13. Two Ring of Honor Icons are registered sex offenders.
14. Leon Corbin was pressured into changing his ring name from Lord Taylor to Lord Corbin after "Lone Gunman" Lord John Taylor put in a call to Monarch.
15. Several Globalstars claim to have witnessed Zachary Sharp giving "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond head backstage on the night of "The Upset" - when Zac beat Smooth to become the youngest ever World Heavyweight Champion.
16. Todd Crumb is a Nazi sympathizer.
17. Shane Ryder has no military background whatsoever.
18. Mrs. M makes a mean batch of pot brownies.
19. GZW2K1 President Seth Richards has dirt on Cameron Peerless and can never be fired.
20. Rupert Martin never slept with Eva Hikari. He slept with Leon Corbin.
21. The Command Suite knows exactly where Icon Lord Deacon Kane is and he still gets a healthy paycheck.
22. Several top guys were arrested after Heatwave I following a coke bust at the hotel at which the roster were staying. Hong Kong police were paid off and all charges were dropped.
23. Lord John Taylor lost his virginity well into his thirties to a 15-year-old ring rat the night he won the Lord of the Coliseum.
24. Bane can't read.
25. Seth Raide is heavily involved in charity work.
26. Monarch was paid two million dollars cash to walk out of the first Lord of the Coliseum tournament.
27. Jimmy Williams has been having an affair with his sister-in-law Angel Profit-Williams for nearly a decade.
28. At least two globalstars have gotten Joy Napier pregnant.
29. Reid Maxwell is "The Dark Angel" Seven's cousin.
30. "El Gambit" Santiago DeTouwce has sold handguns to a number of GZW guys including Reject, Justin Sharp and Jericho Cross.
31. Nathan Williams is a karaoke enthusiast.
32. The Scourge's death is a work.
33. Monarch and Davina Cameron had a drunken one night stand shortly before Davina's debut. Her price for keeping quiet was the World Heavyweight title.
34. Vyper has a family connection in the Command Suite.
35. Icon Nathaniel Davis is a regular shoplifter.
2. Icon Jason Machiavelli got his break into the industry because he was Tate Troublesome's crack dealer.
3. Clancy McClean has over ten illegitimate children in the USA alone.
4. Lord Kaos sucker-punched Monarch backstage after the Aftermath 2K10 main event and was fired on the spot.
5. Sweet Cheapshots was bullied backstage for the duration of his active GZW2K1 career. After a failed suicide attempt he was removed from the active roster and given the well-paid title of 'road agent'. He hasn't stepped foot at a GZW2K1 event since.
6. Pitfighter died backstage at a Monday Night Manslaughter event in 2002 from a heroin overdose.
7. Clancy McClean (then GZW2K1 Director of New Media) lobbied against Bane's proposed World Heavyweight title push in 2005 purely because he doesn't like Chris Cairns.
8. Quake has slept with a former female GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion.
9. "The Root" Amun Ma'at was killed by a fellow inmate at Guantanamo Bay in 2009.
10. Icon Jason Machiavelli was indicted by the FBI in 2006 for suspected ties to organised crime in New York.
11. Clancy McClean didn't actually write Just Business columns himself, but in fact used a number of ghostwriters over the years - including Icon Alexander Hunt and BDR.
12. In 2004 a fan threw a cup of piss at then-Heretic Philip Tytan while he made his entrance. The fan was taken backstage by security at which point Tytan's stablemates Monarch, Pimp Bizkit and Electric Sharpe kicked the shit out of him.
13. Two Ring of Honor Icons are registered sex offenders.
14. Leon Corbin was pressured into changing his ring name from Lord Taylor to Lord Corbin after "Lone Gunman" Lord John Taylor put in a call to Monarch.
15. Several Globalstars claim to have witnessed Zachary Sharp giving "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond head backstage on the night of "The Upset" - when Zac beat Smooth to become the youngest ever World Heavyweight Champion.
16. Todd Crumb is a Nazi sympathizer.
17. Shane Ryder has no military background whatsoever.
18. Mrs. M makes a mean batch of pot brownies.
19. GZW2K1 President Seth Richards has dirt on Cameron Peerless and can never be fired.
20. Rupert Martin never slept with Eva Hikari. He slept with Leon Corbin.
21. The Command Suite knows exactly where Icon Lord Deacon Kane is and he still gets a healthy paycheck.
22. Several top guys were arrested after Heatwave I following a coke bust at the hotel at which the roster were staying. Hong Kong police were paid off and all charges were dropped.
23. Lord John Taylor lost his virginity well into his thirties to a 15-year-old ring rat the night he won the Lord of the Coliseum.
24. Bane can't read.
25. Seth Raide is heavily involved in charity work.
26. Monarch was paid two million dollars cash to walk out of the first Lord of the Coliseum tournament.
27. Jimmy Williams has been having an affair with his sister-in-law Angel Profit-Williams for nearly a decade.
28. At least two globalstars have gotten Joy Napier pregnant.
29. Reid Maxwell is "The Dark Angel" Seven's cousin.
30. "El Gambit" Santiago DeTouwce has sold handguns to a number of GZW guys including Reject, Justin Sharp and Jericho Cross.
31. Nathan Williams is a karaoke enthusiast.
32. The Scourge's death is a work.
33. Monarch and Davina Cameron had a drunken one night stand shortly before Davina's debut. Her price for keeping quiet was the World Heavyweight title.
34. Vyper has a family connection in the Command Suite.
35. Icon Nathaniel Davis is a regular shoplifter.
