Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Apr 11, 2012 14:54:44 GMT -6
I'M A GROUNDZERO GLOBALSTAR... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
GZW2K1 is apparently looking to capitalize (about ten years too late) on the massive popularity of the realty television genre, the company soon to unveil their new show which is set to air this Summer: "I'm A GroundZero Globalstar... Get Me Out of Here!!"
The show will follow the trials of ten Globalverse personalities who will be dumped in the middle of the Brazilian rainforest and be left to fend for themselves, working as a team in order to earn food rations, by carrying out a series of demeaning tasks, which are rumored to include:
- Crawling through a claustrophobic maze filled with tarantulas, snakes and cockroaches.
- Eating armadillo and flamingo genitals. Eating insects alive.
- Navigating highly dangerous assault courses.
- Being defecated upon by elephants (imported from Africa).
- Enduring Zachary Sharp promo marathons whilst sitting in a bath of Brazilian fire ants.
Based upon the premise of a highly popular and extremely unethical British reality TV show which features celebrities demeaning themselves for public approval, there is much speculation as to who the contestants will be in the Globalverse version.
The only name confirmed thus far is William Black.
