Post by Mike on Oct 19, 2002 7:03:50 GMT -6
1st EVER edition of DEAR PIMP……….
Dear Pimp,
I am a lonely man from Wales, I have a very BAD problem, that I would like help and advice on what to do, but enough with that I’ll get on and write down my problem.
I have a hard time meeting women with the same interests as me, I have been try for months now to find a woman with similar interest as myself, and every time I end up at a dead end. I have tried various ways to find this woman of my dreams, from using telephone-dating service, which was a complete failure because they didn’t want to meet. Then I tried using an Internet chat room it seemed to be going very, very well. Well that was until we decided to meet which we did, and group of teenagers turned up laughing at me. I have tried talking to women when I meet them in bars, etc, but that’s a complete failure They’re always either married, have a boyfriend, or are simply not interested.
Pimp any advice on what to do and where to go to find the woman of my dreams would be helpful.
Your gratefully
Welshman
HAHAHA, look at this loser everyone this guy can’ even get a woman. What I say is Mr Welshman that you MUST be a looser you can’t even find a REAL woman that wants to be with you. Come on lets take a look at how you have tried to find a woman shall we?
A telephone dating service? You LOOSER, only losers who can’t get a woman or a man use those things the adverts are just to fool people into thinking attractive people use those sort of things. Geesh some people are so gullible, attractive people don’t need to use Geeky ways to meet people, they can just date who they want like I can. I could have any woman I wanted but YOU going about it this way you’re going to end up with a fat cow, or a minger with a face like a bulldog, or even worse someone as UGLY as my sister Angel.
Internet chat rooms, hahahaha another place losers go, and you’re proving the pointy that the reason you haven’t got a woman is because you’re a loser. The only women you will find again are ugly as sin, if you want a woman then stop being this cyber geek. I serves you right that it was a bunch of teenagers taking the piss out of you, because maybe it taught you a lesson not to be a cyber geek. Another reason NOT to do this is, is anyone who uses the net who they say they are? These so called women you’re talking about are just characters people make up to take the piss out of you. Yes it’s SAD to make up characters but EVEN SADER to fall for a SAD trick like that.
Maybe next time you attach me a picture or something so I can get a better picture of why you’re a loser who can’t get a woman. Probably because you’re an ugly freak, and the women probably just say they’re married, and taken to get rid of you, you ugly sad Welshman. The only ones that are honest are the ones who have told you’re they’re not interested, when are you going to get a clue?
My advice go see a plastic surgeon maybe they can sort you out, JACKO! But until the next edition of dear Pimp I say goodbye Hotwire readers!
Dear Pimp,
I am a lonely man from Wales, I have a very BAD problem, that I would like help and advice on what to do, but enough with that I’ll get on and write down my problem.
I have a hard time meeting women with the same interests as me, I have been try for months now to find a woman with similar interest as myself, and every time I end up at a dead end. I have tried various ways to find this woman of my dreams, from using telephone-dating service, which was a complete failure because they didn’t want to meet. Then I tried using an Internet chat room it seemed to be going very, very well. Well that was until we decided to meet which we did, and group of teenagers turned up laughing at me. I have tried talking to women when I meet them in bars, etc, but that’s a complete failure They’re always either married, have a boyfriend, or are simply not interested.
Pimp any advice on what to do and where to go to find the woman of my dreams would be helpful.
Your gratefully
Welshman
HAHAHA, look at this loser everyone this guy can’ even get a woman. What I say is Mr Welshman that you MUST be a looser you can’t even find a REAL woman that wants to be with you. Come on lets take a look at how you have tried to find a woman shall we?
A telephone dating service? You LOOSER, only losers who can’t get a woman or a man use those things the adverts are just to fool people into thinking attractive people use those sort of things. Geesh some people are so gullible, attractive people don’t need to use Geeky ways to meet people, they can just date who they want like I can. I could have any woman I wanted but YOU going about it this way you’re going to end up with a fat cow, or a minger with a face like a bulldog, or even worse someone as UGLY as my sister Angel.
Internet chat rooms, hahahaha another place losers go, and you’re proving the pointy that the reason you haven’t got a woman is because you’re a loser. The only women you will find again are ugly as sin, if you want a woman then stop being this cyber geek. I serves you right that it was a bunch of teenagers taking the piss out of you, because maybe it taught you a lesson not to be a cyber geek. Another reason NOT to do this is, is anyone who uses the net who they say they are? These so called women you’re talking about are just characters people make up to take the piss out of you. Yes it’s SAD to make up characters but EVEN SADER to fall for a SAD trick like that.
Maybe next time you attach me a picture or something so I can get a better picture of why you’re a loser who can’t get a woman. Probably because you’re an ugly freak, and the women probably just say they’re married, and taken to get rid of you, you ugly sad Welshman. The only ones that are honest are the ones who have told you’re they’re not interested, when are you going to get a clue?
My advice go see a plastic surgeon maybe they can sort you out, JACKO! But until the next edition of dear Pimp I say goodbye Hotwire readers!
