Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Aug 5, 2012 19:33:41 GMT -6
Many of you may remember that three months ago HotWire Magazine revealed GZW2K1 would be airing its own reality TV show similar to the UK's "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" (click here for the original story).
We can now exclusively reveal that the show will be called "That William Black Show."
Despite currently fighting for his life on life support, and being pregnant, and being at the centre of a hotly contested lawsuit between GZW2K1 and IGW, the extremely hated and yet over William Black is scheduled to appear in the new TV show this winter.
The show will see William Black being forced to complete a series of degrading tasks in order to win meals for himself, and be allowed out of his cage. If Black performs his tasks particlarly well, he even gets to enjoy a full day without his 'daily beating.'
As stressed by the show's producers, William Black voluntarily signed the contract yesterday. Quite the feat for someone who is currently in a coma.
HotWire Magazine has obtained a list of the degrading, humiliating and horrific tasks which William Black - who is a notable sufferer of both arachnophobia and claustrophobia - will be forced to carry out during the show's first season. Black's tasks will include:
- Upon being locked in a prison cell full of at least hundreds of moths, Black must eat fifty of the live, large moths with his hands tied behind his back. Moths reportedly have the wing span of a credit card.
- Black shall be pushed down a set of stairs ten times with an apple in his mouth. For each time Black reaches the bottom of the stairs with the apple still intact in his mouth, he raises money for charity.
- Black will be waterboarded until he can recite the alphabet backwards five times. Whilst being waterboarded.
- Black must live for seven days inside a pitch black coffin full of tarantulas with no food whasoever and water only when highly recommended by the on-set doctor.
The show is set to air this December.
We can now exclusively reveal that the show will be called "That William Black Show."
Despite currently fighting for his life on life support, and being pregnant, and being at the centre of a hotly contested lawsuit between GZW2K1 and IGW, the extremely hated and yet over William Black is scheduled to appear in the new TV show this winter.
The show will see William Black being forced to complete a series of degrading tasks in order to win meals for himself, and be allowed out of his cage. If Black performs his tasks particlarly well, he even gets to enjoy a full day without his 'daily beating.'
As stressed by the show's producers, William Black voluntarily signed the contract yesterday. Quite the feat for someone who is currently in a coma.
HotWire Magazine has obtained a list of the degrading, humiliating and horrific tasks which William Black - who is a notable sufferer of both arachnophobia and claustrophobia - will be forced to carry out during the show's first season. Black's tasks will include:
- Upon being locked in a prison cell full of at least hundreds of moths, Black must eat fifty of the live, large moths with his hands tied behind his back. Moths reportedly have the wing span of a credit card.
- Black shall be pushed down a set of stairs ten times with an apple in his mouth. For each time Black reaches the bottom of the stairs with the apple still intact in his mouth, he raises money for charity.
- Black will be waterboarded until he can recite the alphabet backwards five times. Whilst being waterboarded.
- Black must live for seven days inside a pitch black coffin full of tarantulas with no food whasoever and water only when highly recommended by the on-set doctor.
The show is set to air this December.
