Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Aug 6, 2012 9:56:42 GMT -6
Snoop Donkey Donk is a humanoid donkey of African-American origins and (s)he is - somehow - one of GZW2K1's longest running managers.
Openly racist towards whites, Snoop often uses bizarre tactics and cruel and unusual punishments in order to 'motivate' his/her (predominantly caucasian) clients. Snoop's clients include:
Bake The Cake:
'The Baker From Bakersville' is Snoop's longest running client, the pair having been together since their respective debuts in Spring 2005. The two are often seen to be feuding with The Happy Sumo - a feud which has lasted for over seven years for no discernible reason whatsoever - and Snoop is often at his nastiest when berating Bake. Cake is a noted sufferer of various mental illnesses, with suicidal tendencies and a dark and mysterious past, Snoop often causing his client to have anxiety attacks and nervous breakdowns with his unique management techniques which include mental torment and manipulation.
William Black:
Whilst the torment Snoop inflicts on Bake The Cake may be entirely psychological, his harsh treatment of William Black is far more psychical. A pairing since Winter 2011, Snoop will often see to it that Black is severely beaten, tortured, humiliated and hospitalized in order to motivate him to be the best that he can be. It's a unqiue tactic which seems to have worked, as Black recently nearly won a GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Championship match - even getting a three count on the champion when the referee was unfortunately distracted - and is arguably one of the most over performers on the roster today.
Snoop will often appear wearing crude cardboard masks of other Globalverse personalities over his own face, pretending to be these people - most notably, Icon Commissioner Nathaniel Davis.
There has been speculation over the years as to who actually hides beneath the Snoop Donk costume. Everyone from BDR to Zachary Sharp to Todd Crumb's Mother has been rumoured.
Snoop started life in GZW2K1 as a fairly inoffensive HotWire Magazine columnist back in March 2005. He would often put forward ridiculous yet harmless rumours in his column, 'Donkey Style.'
The character is one of the more heavily censored in GZW2K1 history but is said to have been prominently featured because Lord Seth Raide is a fan.
Openly racist towards whites, Snoop often uses bizarre tactics and cruel and unusual punishments in order to 'motivate' his/her (predominantly caucasian) clients. Snoop's clients include:
Bake The Cake:
'The Baker From Bakersville' is Snoop's longest running client, the pair having been together since their respective debuts in Spring 2005. The two are often seen to be feuding with The Happy Sumo - a feud which has lasted for over seven years for no discernible reason whatsoever - and Snoop is often at his nastiest when berating Bake. Cake is a noted sufferer of various mental illnesses, with suicidal tendencies and a dark and mysterious past, Snoop often causing his client to have anxiety attacks and nervous breakdowns with his unique management techniques which include mental torment and manipulation.
William Black:
Whilst the torment Snoop inflicts on Bake The Cake may be entirely psychological, his harsh treatment of William Black is far more psychical. A pairing since Winter 2011, Snoop will often see to it that Black is severely beaten, tortured, humiliated and hospitalized in order to motivate him to be the best that he can be. It's a unqiue tactic which seems to have worked, as Black recently nearly won a GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Championship match - even getting a three count on the champion when the referee was unfortunately distracted - and is arguably one of the most over performers on the roster today.
Snoop will often appear wearing crude cardboard masks of other Globalverse personalities over his own face, pretending to be these people - most notably, Icon Commissioner Nathaniel Davis.
There has been speculation over the years as to who actually hides beneath the Snoop Donk costume. Everyone from BDR to Zachary Sharp to Todd Crumb's Mother has been rumoured.
Snoop started life in GZW2K1 as a fairly inoffensive HotWire Magazine columnist back in March 2005. He would often put forward ridiculous yet harmless rumours in his column, 'Donkey Style.'
The character is one of the more heavily censored in GZW2K1 history but is said to have been prominently featured because Lord Seth Raide is a fan.
