Clancy McClean "Revolutionary" T-Shirt

[Lone Gunman]

Forget Che Guevara, the only Argentine Marxist you need to be wearing across that bloated chest of yours this summer is "The" Clancy McClean!

Clancy McClean's image has always been a very popular design in the fashion world - his, of course, being "the face that launched a squillion T-shirts^TM" according to Slime magazine - and now even the lowliest Globalgeek out there can get in on the action! For the revolutionary price of $120.95 (plus postage, packaging, handling and fondling fees), this brilliant, sturdy piece of American^* craftsmanship can be yours. Order now and order frequently to avoid disappointment and generally improve quality of life.

_{*Made in Cuba.}