Metal Report: 2-11-05

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Golden Sun Inc.
in association with GZW Enterprises
Presents

Backstage

Edwin MacPhisto can be seen standing around the hallways chatting with his manager Samuel Dobbson. After a quick conversation, Kaine appears in the scene with his manager Andrew Excelsior hot on his heels. Edwin asks his partner why he’s so late, but Kaine gives no sort of comprehensible reply. After a brief stare down between Kaine and Samuel Dobbson, the two competitors make their way to the ring for their upcoming tag match.

“The Untouchable” Kaine and Edwin MacPhisto ~VS~ Gorby McGates and Disco Dawg

Kaine starts out the match joking about how much of a loser Disco Dawg is, calling him the most worthless piece of crap in the federation, but quickly retracts on his statement once Gorby McGates waddles down to the ring, fashionably late as usual. After Gorby finally gets into the ring, Kaine begins to dance circles around the poor jobber, firing quick shots in on the overweight jobber. Gorby tries to fight back, but swings at nothing but air as Kaine ducks under the poorly attempted punches. After kicking McGates in the head, Kaine turns to the crowd and begins to taunt the crowd, paying no attention to Gorby as he gets up to his feet with a harsh look of anger in his eyes. Just as Kaine turns around to face his opponent again, the arrogant youngster is met with a hard fist that connects with his nose, knocking the youngster off balance, and into the turnbuckle. Gorby rushes in and absolutely cruses the much smaller man against the turnbuckle, causing Kaine to fall limp on the floor once the bigger man backs out. Gorby attempts a pin fall on Kaine, but it is broken up before a two count by Edwin. Once the bigger man trudges off to tag in his partner Disco Dawg, Kaine quickly shoots towards his corner to tag in Edwin just as Disco steps through the ropes. Disco and Edwin clash in the middle, firing right hands at each other until Edwin reverses a thrown punch into an arm breaker, followed by locking Disco into the “Lights Out” (Standing Dragon sleeper), causing Disco to wildly flail his arm in submission before Gorby could even get into the ring.

Edwin MacPhisto and “The Untouchable” Kaine d. Gorby McGates and Disco Dawg @ 2:11

In the ring

Mickey Mouse Greer comes out to the ring, he is there to introduce the Nashville native, and graduate of Tennessee State University, which is hosting the event, Rico "Suave" Jones. The crowd stands and begins to shout loud as he makes his way down to the ring. He stands in the center of the ring, a single tear flows from his eyes as he soaks in the ovation. He begins to talk about how he is a proud alumni from Tenn. St. and that he will make all of Nashville proud by climbing up the ranks and becoming one of the greatest performers to ever come out of Nashville. "Awake" by Godsmack hits and out comes the 7 foot monster Seven. He gets in the ring and reminds everyone that he too is from Nashville, and that he takes exception to the remarks made by a jobber. Rico then gets in Seven's face, which latter proves to be costly because as he talks, he decks Seven in the face, staggering the big man a few steps. Seven doesn't retaliate immediately. He states that he is going to allow Rico to walk out on his own power and doesn't have to be destroyed in front of his fellow Tigers.

Rico Doesn't abided by those comments, he delivers a stiff kick to the balls of Seven. He then runs into the ropes and tries for some kind of high clothesline, he hits in and it sends the 7 foot monster to the Gentry Center Floor. A swarm of refs comes out and prevents Seven from going in and destroying the jobber. Seven then states that He is Nashville's Greatest Production, and that he isn't a loser unlike the Tennessee Titans.

Manami "Tokyo Rose" Naruse ~VS~ Kid X

Kid X and Tokyo rose both begin the match circling the ring, sizing up once another. After a few seconds, both competitors come into the middle of the ring and grapple one another. Tokyo locks Kid X in a side headlock, but Kid X quickly shoves Ms. Naruse free and hits her with the “Sunshine” (Super kick) upon her return from the ropes, following up with a hard elbow drop to the sternum. Kid X continues to work on his smaller opponent, topping if off with hitting Naruse with his “Jolt” (Flipping Neck breaker) but only receives a quick two count from the pin fall attempt. Kid X drags Tokyo Rose up to her feet and attempts to hit a “Wrong Way” (Corkscrew Pile driver) but before he can get the move off, Tokyo Rose reverses the move into a Pile driver of her own. Ms. Naruse quickly follows the move up with a series of submission maneuvers and high flying moves of her own, weakening the slightly larger Kid X to the point where she can finally lock in the Katahajime (Tazzmission) and get the submission victory.

Manami "Tokyo Rose" Naruse d. Kid X via submission @ 6:20

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GZW JOBBER CHAMPIONSHIP
Jobber Battle Royale

Before the match starts, the GZW Crew installs an extra large ring to fit all 37 of the jobbers GZW Has to offer. Once the ref rings the bell from the outside, all hell breaks loose. Every single competitor inside the ring begin to throw punches at one another. After a few seconds, Lou Sass is seen falling out of the ring, followed by Disco Dawg, K-9, and Sticky Gel. The camera swings over to the other side of the ring, where “Mr. Big” Nate W, James McDonald, Bilston Brawler, and “SiDeShOw” SeAn are all trying to throw the overweight Gorby McGates out of the ring, but before they can get the largest competitor in the Battle Royale out of the ring the cooperation dissolves with Nate W attacking Sean and James McDonald going after Bilston Brawler. After a bit of scuffling between Rico Jones and Dave HC, Dave charges towards Rico, who is positioned against the ropes. At the last second before Dave clotheslines Rico out of the ring, Rico ducks under Dave, and lifts him up just enough to let the momentum carry Dave out of the ring to the floor. The camera switches over to the right side of the ring, where Ben Robertson finally succeeds in throwing AC out of the ring, only to be pushed out of the ring by Shobuko No Saru, who then is dropkicked out of the ring by Indy McDonald, leaving the total number of Jobbers in the ring at 29. On the other side of the ring, Robbie 2 Snobbie and Supa Man are really wailing into each other until Robbie ducks under a punch from Supa Man and tosses him outside the ring. Finally, after being beaten on for a long time, Gorby McGates begins to go on the offensive, eliminating Micah Hoties, Mark Eudy, Willie Haire, Dinky Jones, and Angelfire out of the ring in quick succession. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Mark A, Chad B, and Terry Patten have teamed up to start their rampage. Mosquito Man quickly went out at the hands of the trio, followed by Wood Chuck, while on the other side of the ring Gorby Eliminates Mean Macauley McGrue. The trio of Mark A, Terry Patten, and Chad B quickly turn their attention to Gorby, and after a lot of effort, they finally throw the large man out of the ring. Before the trio can attack some more, Mark A quickly shoves both Terry Patten and Chad B out of the ring, leaving the number of active Jobbers in the ring at 16. Just as Mark A tries to catch his breath, Bushido E. Kamikazee attempts to eliminate him, but in the end gets thrown over the top rope to the floor. The camera swings around to another side of the ring to find “Hill” Billy on the brink of elimination at the hands of Roley Poley. finally, Billy falls out of the ring, but unknown to Roley, Billy only falls on the apron, never touching the floor. Billy quickly reaches back into the ring, grabs Roley Poley, and forcefully drags him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him while on the other side of the ring Nate W eliminates the Bilston Brawlerette, which enrages her brother and causes the Bilston Brawler to recklessly rush over to Nate W, only to receive a head over heels elimination from “Mr. Big.” Hannah and Soulja are both going at it near the ropes until Hannah tries to eliminate Soulja. Unfortunately, Soulja holds on to Hannah, dragging her out along with. After eliminating both Enrique Haire and James McDonald, “SiDeShOw” SeAn falls victim to Indy McDonald, who tosses him out of the ring for a bit of redemption for his brother. Indy then turns to Mikey Mell, and attempts to dropkick him out of the ring, but as usual, botches the dropkick and goes falling out of the ring under his own power with no help at all from Mikey, who just stands there and laughs, leaving only 6 jobbers in the ring. Rico J and Mick McNasty both begin to thin out the competition, finally getting Mikey Mell out of the ring, followed by Mark A after a bit of struggling, but as usual Rico turns on McNasty, tossing him out at the first opportunity, leaving only him, “Hill” Billy and “Mr. Big” Nate W in the ring. The three competitors begin to circle the ring, contemplating their next move, when all of the sudden “Mr. Big” and “Mr. Suave” rush towards “Hill” Billy, quickly throwing him out of the ring for good. Nate W and Rico both smile at each other and raise their hands in victory as if this was planned, but Rico quickly changes those plans and tosses his partner in crime out of the ring, leaving him with the victory and the Jobber title.

”Mr. Suave” Rico Jones wins the Jobber Battle Royal and is the new Jobber Champion.


Victor Storm ~VS~ “Bad Attitude” Eclipse

Vic comes out hard from the opening bell, hitting Eclipse with nearly everything that he’s got from the get go, sending the larger wrestler crashing to the mat after multiple hard maneuvers. After a little while though, Eclipse regains his bearings and manages to squirm out of a “Second Sight” (Rock Bottom) and begin to mount an offense of his own, but eventually Victor regains control of the match. For the next five minutes, Victor hits move after move, attempting to put the finishing touches on his opponent, but Eclipse somehow manages to get out of everything that Victor does. After some big offense from Eclipse, Victor manages to get off his “Category 5” (Pedigree) followed by the “Simply Phenomenal” (Five Star Frog Splash) for the pin fall win.

Victor Storm d. Eclipse via pinfall @ 7:43


Admiration

The scene opened up backstage with "The Living Legend" Pimp Bizkit. He was admiring himself in the mirror, before the camera interupts him, and he turns to the camera, and winks at it.

He said how he knew what we where thinking and that's that he looks good... real good, especially with the World Heavyweight Title around HIS waist. He then said how the audience and him have something in commone then... He thinks he looks good too.

The camera mentioned something about "Vyle" to Pimp, who shrugged it off asking "Who's Vyle" to which he got the response of the guy who thinks he's death... and defeated Paul Spartan for the Television Championship.

"So I face the Grim Reaper, tonight." commented the self-proclaimed "Human Miracle". The GZW2K1 World Heavweight Champion laughed, and said he was going to take it easy tonight, and not even break a sweat, as he didn't want to have to shower again. The scene then faded as the promo ended.

Vyle ~VS~ “The Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit

The World Champ quickly begins the match firing on all cylinders, hitting Vyle with punches, kicks, suplexes, and DDT’s. Vyle tries to fight back against the onslaught, but Pimp manages to keep his control over the match. Vyle begins to gain control of the match after about 5 minutes, hitting Pimp with various moves in his vast arsenal along with several high flying moves, catching the champ off guard. Before Vyle can get too much of an advantage though, Pimp locks the man in with a “Final Choke” and gains the submission victory over Vyle.

Pimp Bizkit d. Vyle via submission @ 8:54

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