Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Sept 21, 2012 22:51:41 GMT -6
Stan Dan Cook is GZW2K1's ill-advised attempt to capitalise on mainstream media's current fascination with celebrity chefs. The 'legitimate tough guy' indy sensation, Jack "The Fucking Merciless" Mauler - who was supposedly trained by Lord Seth Raide and who is supposedly one of Seth's top graduates, and who was supposedly being groomed to be the 'next' Seth Raide - is the unlucky individual being forced to serve up this particularly hammy gimmick.
Nontheless, Stan shares legitimate beef with a large portion of the GroundZero roster - his steak and kidney pie is a huge backstage favourite!
STRENGTHS
- Good guy. Stan takes on unsavoury heels with an aim of serving up multiple slices of humble pie.
- Tough talker. Always one to give his opponents a good grilling and a real pizza his mind!
- Has a sizzling temper and can become easily steamed, bringing things to the boil etc. etc.
- Will always relish a challenge and put on a palatable match.
WEAKNESSES
- Sometimes has too much on his plate, biting off more than he can chew.
- Loner. Stark believer that too many cooks do indeed spoil the broth.
- Can often be egged on into sticky situations where a non-stick pan would've been more sufficient.
- Being a relative rookie to mainstream professional wrestling, Stan has 'mushroom' for improvement!!
FAVOURITE QUOTE
"Can't stand the heat? Then get outta my fucking kitchen!"
ENTRANCE
The Old School 'Master Chef' theme plays and we cut to the backsage kitchen area. Stan Dan Cook is angrily screaming at the other chefs that he has been summoned to 'fucking ringside for a fucking match' and that they had 'better not fuck up' whilst he is gone or else he will 'fucking kill them.'
Nelson: Stan Dan Cook - GZW2K1's Head Chef - looks very heated here tonight!
Crumb: Shades of a young Seth Raide, this man really knows how to cook up a wrestling display to satisfy the appetite of even the most demanding of fans!
Stan Dan Cook angrily makes his way down the entrance ramp to various food and chef related verbal taunts from the crowd. He gets into the ring and takes off his chef hat, throwing it at a startled referee.
