Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Sept 28, 2012 21:17:27 GMT -6
An increasingly jaded Bane continues to defy GZW2K1 management by no-selling recent storylines, demeaning his own GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Championship reign and generally no-showing promotional bookings.
Bane is legitimately enraged by bitter rival Icon Lord John Taylor's heavy involvement in the controversial title victory at Honorbound, Bane feeling that the 2004 Lord of the Coliseum's actions overshadowed his own major moment of glory.
Bane was not aware of Taylor's involvement prior to the match. There has been legit hatred between the two men for nearly a full decade now.
Following his prolonged beating at the hands of Icon Nathan Williams at the conclusion to the most recent Crimson broadcast, Bane has reportedly infuriated GZW2K1 officials by appearing at the opening ceremony for his newest 'Damn Good Sleep' superstore in Oklahoma, Texas, less than 24 hours following his on-screen turmoil, no-selling his storyline injuries, breaking kayfabe and even going so far as to cartwheel onto the stage!
Bane's frustrations stem from a perceived notion of idiocy emitting from the GZW2K1 creative team, Bane often being booked to look foolish, with Brian Reaper and Nathan Williams no-selling his finisher in recent weeks, and other such 'odd booking,' including his in-ring involvement in the Trouble Trax tournament which was a contest intended solely for industry newcomers. Even the man himself is on record as saying that his current title reign makes very little sense.
He is also deeply unhappy with the fact that his son, Quarrie Naughton Caprice, has been overlooked for the 2012 Lord of the Coliseum tournament.
Chris Cairns has scrapped plans for the Creation Wrestling II roster to bid for the coveted Christmas Number 1 spot in the pop music charts, rumours suggesting that Cairns was trying to write, compose and direct a music video featuring the entire roster.
The CreationStars would reportedly be covering Queen classic 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' albeit with many of the lyrics altered in order to take petty digs at Cairns' arch-rival, Clancy McClean.
"It seemed like a good idea in Cairnsy's head," mused Billy The Brilliant. "But the lyrics were awful when written down on paper."
One such lyric we obtained was Poncey McPoof singing, "I'm just a fat cunt, nobody loves me."
The music video was scheduled to debut on the upcoming Genesis broadcast, but Cairns has instead opted to focus all of his creative juices on upcoming video game 'Super Uncle Sir Chris Cairns Kart' instead.
Bane is legitimately enraged by bitter rival Icon Lord John Taylor's heavy involvement in the controversial title victory at Honorbound, Bane feeling that the 2004 Lord of the Coliseum's actions overshadowed his own major moment of glory.
Bane was not aware of Taylor's involvement prior to the match. There has been legit hatred between the two men for nearly a full decade now.
Following his prolonged beating at the hands of Icon Nathan Williams at the conclusion to the most recent Crimson broadcast, Bane has reportedly infuriated GZW2K1 officials by appearing at the opening ceremony for his newest 'Damn Good Sleep' superstore in Oklahoma, Texas, less than 24 hours following his on-screen turmoil, no-selling his storyline injuries, breaking kayfabe and even going so far as to cartwheel onto the stage!
Bane's frustrations stem from a perceived notion of idiocy emitting from the GZW2K1 creative team, Bane often being booked to look foolish, with Brian Reaper and Nathan Williams no-selling his finisher in recent weeks, and other such 'odd booking,' including his in-ring involvement in the Trouble Trax tournament which was a contest intended solely for industry newcomers. Even the man himself is on record as saying that his current title reign makes very little sense.
He is also deeply unhappy with the fact that his son, Quarrie Naughton Caprice, has been overlooked for the 2012 Lord of the Coliseum tournament.
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Chris Cairns has scrapped plans for the Creation Wrestling II roster to bid for the coveted Christmas Number 1 spot in the pop music charts, rumours suggesting that Cairns was trying to write, compose and direct a music video featuring the entire roster.
The CreationStars would reportedly be covering Queen classic 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' albeit with many of the lyrics altered in order to take petty digs at Cairns' arch-rival, Clancy McClean.
"It seemed like a good idea in Cairnsy's head," mused Billy The Brilliant. "But the lyrics were awful when written down on paper."
One such lyric we obtained was Poncey McPoof singing, "I'm just a fat cunt, nobody loves me."
The music video was scheduled to debut on the upcoming Genesis broadcast, but Cairns has instead opted to focus all of his creative juices on upcoming video game 'Super Uncle Sir Chris Cairns Kart' instead.
