Post by Dropbox on Nov 18, 2005 23:43:26 GMT -6
Name: Santa Claus
Age: Timeless (37)
Height: 5'10
Weight: 250lbs
Hometown: The North Pole
Status: Heel
Entrance Theme: "Lies" by KoRn
Gimmick: He's Santa Claus. Angered by the way he's been typecast as a jolly and fat buffoon, Santa has decided to give himself a makeover. He's shed the pounds and is one pissed off, nasty bastard! He's signed a contract with GZW2K1 to help get across his new attitude and is keeping a close eye on which superstars are being good, and which are being naughty. Santa is a drunken, bad tempered pervert who has let his celebrity status go to his head. Thinks he's bigger than God and is currently a casual follower of Islam. No decent looking woman is safe when Santa Claus is near! Santa is above the law as he bribes police by offering their kids a 'Good Christmas' if they don't throw him in jail. Santa hates Jesus for stealing his thunder during the holiday season. Santa is very bitter, twisted, grumpy and perverted.
Ring Attire: Eh... Red and white. During the summer though, santa will change his traditional attire to something a little more fitting for the hotter months: a Hawian shirt and baggy shorts.
Finishing Move: Hell's Bells (Shattered Dreams)
Trademark Move 1: Chimney Dive (Diving Headbutt)
Trademark Move 2: Lump of Coal (Stunner)
[The lights turn red as fake snow begins to fall from the rafters. The crowd jeer with disapproval as Santa's "YOU'RE A BUNCH OF HO-HO-WHORES!!" blares out of the arena loudspeakers. That jeeing gets even louder as the man himself steps out on to the entrance stage, frowning as he taunts the fans, swinging his sack above his head as red and white pyro explodes at ethier side of him, "Lies" by KoRn blaring out the loudspeakers. He makes his way down to the ring, stroking his beard as the fans shout abuse at him. He rolls into the ring and places his sack in the corner before then beginning to warm himself up, music fading.]
Age: Timeless (37)
Height: 5'10
Weight: 250lbs
Hometown: The North Pole
Status: Heel
Entrance Theme: "Lies" by KoRn
Gimmick: He's Santa Claus. Angered by the way he's been typecast as a jolly and fat buffoon, Santa has decided to give himself a makeover. He's shed the pounds and is one pissed off, nasty bastard! He's signed a contract with GZW2K1 to help get across his new attitude and is keeping a close eye on which superstars are being good, and which are being naughty. Santa is a drunken, bad tempered pervert who has let his celebrity status go to his head. Thinks he's bigger than God and is currently a casual follower of Islam. No decent looking woman is safe when Santa Claus is near! Santa is above the law as he bribes police by offering their kids a 'Good Christmas' if they don't throw him in jail. Santa hates Jesus for stealing his thunder during the holiday season. Santa is very bitter, twisted, grumpy and perverted.
Ring Attire: Eh... Red and white. During the summer though, santa will change his traditional attire to something a little more fitting for the hotter months: a Hawian shirt and baggy shorts.
Finishing Move: Hell's Bells (Shattered Dreams)
Trademark Move 1: Chimney Dive (Diving Headbutt)
Trademark Move 2: Lump of Coal (Stunner)
[The lights turn red as fake snow begins to fall from the rafters. The crowd jeer with disapproval as Santa's "YOU'RE A BUNCH OF HO-HO-WHORES!!" blares out of the arena loudspeakers. That jeeing gets even louder as the man himself steps out on to the entrance stage, frowning as he taunts the fans, swinging his sack above his head as red and white pyro explodes at ethier side of him, "Lies" by KoRn blaring out the loudspeakers. He makes his way down to the ring, stroking his beard as the fans shout abuse at him. He rolls into the ring and places his sack in the corner before then beginning to warm himself up, music fading.]