Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Mar 11, 2013 17:12:33 GMT -6
THA'S MA THEME MUSIC! THA'S ME PLAYIN' MA BAGPIPES AS A' MARCH OOT TAE THE RING! OCH AYE THE NOO!!
Name: Bagpipey McHaggis
Hame Toon: The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond, Scotland
Billed Height: William Wallace height
Billed Weight: Twa Hunner Poonds
Gimmick: Awfy Prood Patriot
Catchphrases:
Jings, Crivens, Help ma Boab! (conveys shock and/or dismay)
Och aye the noo! (contentment)
FFFRRREEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMM!!! (battle cry)
Likes:
- Bagpipes
- Haggis (tartan-coloured turkey-like birds with one leg shorter than the other)
- Tartan
- Deep-fried food (any)
- Irn-Bru (Scottish soft drink)
- Shortbread
- Mountains
- Lochs
- Waterin' his bonnie thistles in his bonnie wee gairden
- Tossin' the caber up and doon his livin' room
- Watchin' Mel Gibson's Braveheart
- Mel Gibson/William Wallace
Dislikes:
- English people
- England
- Spending money
Wrestling Style:
Punches, kicks and dirty brawling tactics. Will use his bagpipes as an illegal weapon whenever the opportunity arises.
Entrance:
Bagpipey McHaggis makes his way straight down to the ring, playing his bagpipes all the while.
