Learn tae Speak Even Mair Scottish wi' Bagpipey McHaggis

[Sir Chris Cairns]

Part 3

Scottish	Translation	Example in a Sentence
Breeks	Pants	"Thon Lorrrd Leon Corrrbin shites e's breeks whenever ah'm aroond."
Gang	Go	"Ah'll gang a' the way tae the top o' thon GroondZerrrrro Globalverrrrrse."
Feart	Scared	"Jerrrricho Crrroasse haud tae sneak up oan Bagpipey fae ahind fur e's tae feart tae face m'man tae man."
Laird	Lord	"2013 will be thon year o' LAIRD Bagpipey McHaggis!"
NichtMesk	KnightMask	"Listen you NichtMesk, ah'm gonnae boot your baws an' gie ye yer heid tae play wi'!"
Coorse	Storm	"Sir Justinian, ah'm gonnae skelp yer lugs at Sunday Coorse, laddie!"
Hochmagandy	Sexual Intercourse	"Chris Cairns telt me that thon Clancy McClean likes tae hae hochmagandy wi' wee bairns!"
Knocked Up	Awaken	"Somebody needs tae git that bloody eejit Bane knocked up afore e' sleeps through Heatwave!"
Fud	Vagina	"Clansman Davis is an awfy fud."