Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Apr 26, 2013 19:16:09 GMT -6
Not content with being a mere public nuisance/cunt, The Annoying Cyclist has decided to join GZW2K1 in a bid to become the first Globalstar to cycle their way to Lord of the Coliseum glory.
Gimmick
Typical heel cyclist. Causes traffic jams and ignores red lights. Is also a menace to pedestrians as he speeds erratically down pedestrian sidewalks.
Finishing Move
Bicycle Kick
Wrestling Style
The Annoying Cyclist wrestles the entire match while mounted upon his bike. He generally tries to run his opponents over or butt them with his helmet while driving towards them at high speed.
Entrance
The chorus from "Bicycle Race" by Queen is looped over and over again and the fans begin to boo heavily. The lycra-clad gimp himself, The Annoying Cyclist, slowly meanders out onto the entrance stage, perched atop his stupid bicycle with a look of self-righteous smugness etched across his face. He rings the stupid little bell on his handlebars over and over again while footage of him being a nuisance to the general public - holding up traffic on the roads and dangerously weaving his way through pedestrians on the sidewalk - airs on the ZeroTron.
Samson: Aw dammit, not this moron! I was nearly late to the arena here tonight because he was holding up traffic with his stupid little bicycle!
Crumb: I hate him, too. I hope he gets hit by a bus.
The Annoying Cyclist begins to pedal off down the entrance ramp, doing a stupid wheelie as he goes. He reaches ringside and nearly runs over a cameraman. Despite the near-mishap being entirely the Cyclist's own fault due to his unpredictable driving, he blames the cameraman anyway and verbally berates him for not being considerate towards cyclists.
Nelson: What a prick.
The Cyclist tries to cycle into the ring but is unable to drive up the apron, instead driving right into it like an idiot. He complains loudly to the referee, demanding that all wrestling rings be modified in future so as to be more accessible to cyclists.
Crumb: Someone please fire this douche.
After much fuss, at least a dozen or so officials eventually manage to lift The Annoying Cyclist (and his annoying bicycle) off the ringside floor, over the top rope, and into the ring. Afterwards, he rings his bicycle bell cheerily - oblivious to the hate-fueled crowd - before doing a circular lap around the ring, almost running over Herbert Torres in the process. The Cyclist then audibly demands that the ring have a cycle lane installed.
