Line Spacing

[Sir Chris Cairns]

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iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf long beards suck ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

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iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

akzjgnfrvkreajbv sdv akvjbns dkare vsdv \sdv dsv dzxfn kareujg bervkaerv kjalvej re rv zdfb kjedrb vksed jabsdev kebev kae dsjbvk ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

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iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

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iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

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iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

akzjgnfrvkreajbv sdv akvjbns dkare vsdv \sdv dsv dzxfn kareujg bervkaerv kjalvej re rv zdfb kjedrb vksed jabsdev kebev kae dsjbvk ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

[Sir Chris Cairns]

akzjgnfrvkreajbv sdv akvjbns dkare vsdv \sdv dsv dzxfn kareujg bervkaerv kjalvej re rv zdfb kjedrb vksed tate doesn't like double line spacing because he is lame jabsdev kebev kae dsjbvk ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf long beards suck ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

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iuhaev kjnvsd oiehf loknasc lokansf ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz. ekjsbdevkj s\bdkvjbdsv sdv sdsgedgf zdfb xcv xc dfbddfbfb dcfgndfn fgnd sdvsv xcv dv sdf sdvdvsdv dfb sz.

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[Sir Chris Cairns]

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[Sir Chris Cairns]

Face doon in a puddle o' e's ain sweat, pair auld Bagpipey McHaggis juist cannae seem tae tak' the heat! It's anither beelin' day in Hong Kong's Kowloon Park, wae nary a clood in sicht. The future tellyvision champion - near hauf-deed, richt enough - is laid oot oan the path, lookin' lik' some kilted hameless jakey, e's coupon burnt reed-raw, an' e's pair, fair highland skin peelin' a'neath the Oriental sun's shan, unforgivin' glare.

McHaggis: Och... it's tae hoat in this place... ma pubes're pure drookit! ...AH'M BEELIN'!

Pair auld Bagpipey coughs an' splutters, lookin' fair awfy dehydrated. He reaches a sunburnt haund intae the sporran o' e's kilt.

McHaggis: Mibbes ah need tae apply mair "Sperk" Shown Loch Antiseptic Crrrream!

Bagpipey tak's thon Shown Loch heat removal cream fae oot e's sporran an' begins tae apply the cream a' ower e's coupon an' intae e's lugs. He lits oot a satisfied sigh as the cool cream seeps intae e's skin.

McHaggis: Och aye... cough... splutter... thon Shown Loch fair awfy helps in removin' heat fae ony situation! Time an' time again thon "Sperk" kills a' heat weel an' truly deed!

McHaggis rubs mair o' the cream a' ower e's coupon. SUDDENLY THE GIANT GHOST HEID O' JOHN LOGIE BAIRD FLEES INTAE VIEW!!!

Baird: BAAAAAGPIIIIPEEEEY McHAAAAAGGIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!

McHaggis: JINGS! IS THAT YOU AGAIN, JOHN LOGIE BAIRRRD, THON SCOATTISH INVENTOR O' THON TELLYVISION?

The big ghost heid begins tae float aroond Bagpipey, juist lik' last time. The ghost speaks in a richt eerie reverb.

Baird: Aye, young Baaaagpiiipey, it is meeeeee wance mair - the inventor o' thon tellyviiiiissssiiiionn; Ring of Honor Icon Class of 2005, John Logie Bairrrrrd.

McHaggis: An' whit kin a dae fur ye the day, Mister Bairrrrd?

Baird ponders this, orbitin' roond an' roond Bagpipey's heid, makin' Bagpipey fair uneasy.

Baird: I have grown concerned, Baaaagpipey. Meeeee and the Loch Ness Monster have our doubts about your abilities to bring thon tellyvision title... haaaaaaaaaame.

McHaggis: WHIT?! HOO KIN YE DOOT BAGPIPEY?! AH'M A FUTURE LAIRD O' THON COLISEUM!!!

Baird: Beeeee that as it maaaay, myself and Nessie feel that you are too inexperienced to get the job done against thon wee baaaaawbaaaaaag, Viiitaaamiiiiin Geeeee, at Sundaaaay Coorse.

McHaggis: Och, dinna worry aboot that wee fud, Mister Bairrrd. His doonfaw is but a mere forrrrmality! Vitamin Bawbag isnae even hauf the mannie I um, an' ah'll prove it by gi'en 'im e's heid tae play wae! Ah'll skelp e's arse sae hard e'll no' be able tae sit doon fur a week, juist you wait an' see! Ah ken fine weel hoo important it is that ah bring thon tellyvision title back tae its hameland, an' ah'm no' gonnae lit ye doon!

Baird: You had best not, young Baaaagpiiiipeeeey. Myself and Nessie, and the rest o' the Scottish Clan Renegades o' Allied Tellyvision - or, SCROAT - are eager tae see the tellyvision title rrrreturn.

McHaggis: An' rrreturn it ah will, masturr! Ye dinnae need tae worry ataw!

Baird: The cast o' River City grow especially anxious, Baaagpiiipeeey. They are the entire reason I invented the tellyvision a' those years ago, and I do not want to see them disappointed. If you fail in your mission, then you shall spend the rest of your days transformed into a cushion for the personal use of Michelle McMaaaaanus.

Bagpipey rrrecoils.

McHaggis: WHIT?! SHAIRLY YE WOULDNA' BE SAE CRUEL?!?!?!

Baird: Do not fail me, Baggggpiiiipeeey. Do not fail... meeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

An' wae that, the ghost o' John Logie Baird disappears, leavin' Bagpipey wide-eyed wae feartness.

McHaggis: TRANSFORMED INTAE A CUSHION FUR MICHELLE McMANUS?!

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[Icon Lord Leon Corbin]

Prefer it without actually but that is just me.

[Icon Lord Leon Corbin]

Love the little messages in there too though hehee...