Lend Me Your Ear 15 Oct 2002

[Nightwhisper]

Lend Me Your Ear

My queendom for a real champion.I suppose my wishes have come true as that ultra sexy hunk known as Monarch has claimed supreme rulership over the wrestling world by becoming the first ever Combined Championship Wrestling Triple Crown Champion.Rumor has it that the Wrestling Franchise is not satisfied with the GZW,UJW,and HKWF top titles but has been spouting that his next goal is to hold the top title of UWA.Word has it that he Monarch believes that he will take that "minor bloody title and make it into something bloody major."Bloody hell,Monarch is the man!!!

Whispers in the night came to my ears about the sudden arrival of yet another Davis sibling.I am quite baffled at this news as it seems this family tree is already enormous enough in GZW with Nathaniel,Forever,and Deacon Kane.Not to forget Sincere,Gideon,and Symon.If this is indeed true where will this newest family member fit in?

Speaking of newest family members a little "Mouse" told me that the baby twins that Hades and Aqua Fiery just had are not the pride and joy of Poppa Smurf.This "Mouse" told me that he had undeniable proof that Old Man Fiery,Dameon himself,had a little "fire burning" time with his daughter-in-law.Now for an old guy,Dameon is hot,but come on Aqua,he's particularly your father.Imagine what else goes on in this family?Uugghhh!!

Now it must be something in the GZW water cause not only is Nathaniel Davis' wife six month pregnant but Jessica Wuchie is also with child by reigning Intercontinental Champion Justin Sharp.Now there is no rumor that this baby is by anyone else,but the rumour is that Justin is looking to get Jessica to say that Tate Troublesome is the father in order that he can copy his life after yet another established GZW superstar's life.Get a clue,Justin,get a life.

Return of the living dead.That's what these pretty brown eyes thought after Chains revealed himself to be alive.Come on Chains that's like the lamest gimmick in entertainment and you want us to believe that Sincere put you up to it?From what I heard Chains faked the death in order to get out of his child support debt to a young woman in Manchester,England.Once authorities found out Chains was alive he had no choose but to return to GZW and beg for his "job" back.Everyone knows that only Chains can do "the job" to all the established veterans.

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Buzz around Tinseltown is that "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond is NOT on his way to make any sequel to "Mars War" but is actually going to be filming a low budget pornographic film trilogy entitled "It Goes In Smooth". Now don't hold me to this but the film will be hitting adult theatres and adult stores around Christmas.It's no secret what this girl wants under her Christmas tree!

With the sudden emergence of Strife's Dungeon it seems like "GZW's Most Dangerous Stable" Chaos Theory has become wimpering puppies.More and more Sincere and his Theory have been pushed into the background as The Dungeon dominates GZW airwaves.Through a little snooping I have found out that Chaos Theory will be joining the already huge stable that Queen Strife has assembled in the very near future.

Is it me or did anyone forget that Pimp Bizkit got out of scrubbing the toilets of Colonial Stadium?A certain Command Suite receptionist gave me a certified copied letter from the desk of the Commissioner which stated that a certain British former Bad Company wrestlers contract will be terminated if said stipulations are not fulfilled.It seems that the Commissioner isn't playing and has gone all the way up the ladder to the GroundZero Enterprises Board of Executives.Is the former "Living Legend" on his last legs in GZW?

Who in the hell would have thought that Basilbond Bond formerly known as Chump the Cameraman is being inducted into the GZW Ring of Honor?Well my sources say that the future Ring of Honor Icon not only "greased a few hands" but also happened to "lay down" with one of the Executives on the GZW Board.If that's all it takes I should have been inducted as an Icon.Did I just type that?Hopefully my editor will catch that and it won't get printed.