Crowley's Cheevo Guide
Apr 16, 2015 7:52:54 GMT -6
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Head Booker, Sir Chris Cairns, and 2 more like this
Post by Rob on Apr 16, 2015 7:52:54 GMT -6
Hello, reader, and welcome to the ultimate achievement/trophy guide to the latest version of Super Uncle Sir Chris Cairns Kart. Below are the numerous odd tasks required to unlock each one.
R.I.P.K
Run over Clancy McClean's grave stone.
FINALLY!
Run over Stephon Davis until he pisses himself to death.
Save The Children!
Kill Vitamin G.
Conspiracy Breaker
Knock Nathaniel Davis into an open grave ans then piss on it.
Justice Is Served!
Kill Vitamin G with a chicken sandwich.
My Biggest Fan
Give Monarch your autograph the first time he begs for it.
It's All Regal
Kill 5 racers with the regal scepter.
The Only Opinion That Bloody Matters, Mate!
Hold down the taunt button for an entire race while playing as SIR Chris Cairns.
Royal Flush
Win the game with SIR Chris Cairns and then as Prince William.
Wardrobe Malfunction
Choke Eva Hikari to death with Leon Corbin's pink frilly knickers.
Was That Bagpipey?
Kill Raze.
Piss Easy
Finish the game on easy difficulty (only for completionists and poofs).
Piece of Piss
Finish the game on normal difficulty, which even Damien Knight could do.
Piss of Death
Finish the game on hard difficulty without being pissed on by any other racers.
Deportation
Kill Piper Sanchez, and then give her a dirty Sanchez.
Big Bane Spin
Knock Bane into a water turbine.
A Touch of Class
Unlock Shirley Manson.
Sweet Silence
Kill Weston Bentley.
Cathartic
Kill Weston Bentley, bring him back to life and kill him again. Do this 25 times.
R.I.P.K
Run over Clancy McClean's grave stone.
FINALLY!
Run over Stephon Davis until he pisses himself to death.
Save The Children!
Kill Vitamin G.
Conspiracy Breaker
Knock Nathaniel Davis into an open grave ans then piss on it.
Justice Is Served!
Kill Vitamin G with a chicken sandwich.
My Biggest Fan
Give Monarch your autograph the first time he begs for it.
It's All Regal
Kill 5 racers with the regal scepter.
The Only Opinion That Bloody Matters, Mate!
Hold down the taunt button for an entire race while playing as SIR Chris Cairns.
Royal Flush
Win the game with SIR Chris Cairns and then as Prince William.
Wardrobe Malfunction
Choke Eva Hikari to death with Leon Corbin's pink frilly knickers.
Was That Bagpipey?
Kill Raze.
Piss Easy
Finish the game on easy difficulty (only for completionists and poofs).
Piece of Piss
Finish the game on normal difficulty, which even Damien Knight could do.
Piss of Death
Finish the game on hard difficulty without being pissed on by any other racers.
Deportation
Kill Piper Sanchez, and then give her a dirty Sanchez.
Big Bane Spin
Knock Bane into a water turbine.
A Touch of Class
Unlock Shirley Manson.
Sweet Silence
Kill Weston Bentley.
Cathartic
Kill Weston Bentley, bring him back to life and kill him again. Do this 25 times.
