Post by Joy Napier on May 15, 2015 9:13:18 GMT -6
*Ring Ring*
"Hello?"
"This one is kind of young, isn't it, Trystan?"
"Excuse me?"
"I guess as a referee you have first dibs on all the pretty young things coming out of Trouble Trax?"
"Joy, what is this even about?"
"I just received a text of you and some very young little girl all booed up."
"What?! From who? And...w-you mean America?"
"Does it even matter from who?! You can't be a little bit more discreet with your plaything?!"
It was clear annoyance in the voice of the Fortune cousin.
"And America is her name? That sounds stupid..."
"Firstly, she is not my plaything. I was having lunch and she approached me. We had a chat and she hugged me goodbye. Nothing more. Besides, I have no interest in young women who cannot process their feelings properly when all that happens is people get burnt when they start dropping them like hot bricks. Secondly, even if I did have a plaything, what would it matter? Why would I need discretion? I am a single man and free to do what I like if I so chose."
"Unbelievable! Whatever, man, I'm sooo over this!"
"Over what? Are you actually annoyed at the thought of me having someone else, Joy?"
"You can do whatever the hell you want, Trystan, with whoever the hell you want. But just remember I'm not just going to allow any old kind of female around our daughter."
"No? Sounds to me more like you're not as happy as you tell yourself. Or this call would have a whole lot less emotion coming from you. So how is married life treating you? Or have you held off on that?"
"The wedding isn't until August. So, no, I'm not holding off on that. I'm very happy and can't wait. Just tell your other hoe, Piper, not to text me anymore pics."
"I haven't spoken to Ms Sanchez for a very long time. Clearly she got the wrong end of the stick. And if you were happy, seeing me merely hugging someone wouldn't bother you. And it doesn't apparently, right? So what kind of woman is Secret allowed to meet? Someone decent. It would have to be now. I can't be dealing with erratic people anymore."
"Whatever, Trystan, whatever. Just make sure I don't get anymore damn texts. Learn to keep your hoes in line!"
*Click*
"Hello?"
"This one is kind of young, isn't it, Trystan?"
"Excuse me?"
"I guess as a referee you have first dibs on all the pretty young things coming out of Trouble Trax?"
"Joy, what is this even about?"
"I just received a text of you and some very young little girl all booed up."
"What?! From who? And...w-you mean America?"
"Does it even matter from who?! You can't be a little bit more discreet with your plaything?!"
It was clear annoyance in the voice of the Fortune cousin.
"And America is her name? That sounds stupid..."
"Firstly, she is not my plaything. I was having lunch and she approached me. We had a chat and she hugged me goodbye. Nothing more. Besides, I have no interest in young women who cannot process their feelings properly when all that happens is people get burnt when they start dropping them like hot bricks. Secondly, even if I did have a plaything, what would it matter? Why would I need discretion? I am a single man and free to do what I like if I so chose."
"Unbelievable! Whatever, man, I'm sooo over this!"
"Over what? Are you actually annoyed at the thought of me having someone else, Joy?"
"You can do whatever the hell you want, Trystan, with whoever the hell you want. But just remember I'm not just going to allow any old kind of female around our daughter."
"No? Sounds to me more like you're not as happy as you tell yourself. Or this call would have a whole lot less emotion coming from you. So how is married life treating you? Or have you held off on that?"
"The wedding isn't until August. So, no, I'm not holding off on that. I'm very happy and can't wait. Just tell your other hoe, Piper, not to text me anymore pics."
"I haven't spoken to Ms Sanchez for a very long time. Clearly she got the wrong end of the stick. And if you were happy, seeing me merely hugging someone wouldn't bother you. And it doesn't apparently, right? So what kind of woman is Secret allowed to meet? Someone decent. It would have to be now. I can't be dealing with erratic people anymore."
"Whatever, Trystan, whatever. Just make sure I don't get anymore damn texts. Learn to keep your hoes in line!"
*Click*
