Post by Referee Trystan Lloyd on Jun 12, 2015 14:08:10 GMT -6
*Ring Ring*
"Hello?"
"¿Quién carajo te crees que eres , estúpido cojera polla puta?!"
"Er...excuse me?"
"You have got to be the biggest coño in the Globalverse! You really turned in a formal complaint against me?!"
"Ms Sanchez, you laid your hands on me deliberately during a match. I'm not your fellow wrestler, I'm a referee. Yes, of course I did."
"A referee?! More like a bitch! Really?! Who does that?!"
"I'm not the first and I won't be the last. My job is to enforce the rules, not be attacked for doing what I am employed to do. I'm sorry of you don't like that I had to put in a complaint but if I let people get away with it once, they'll all be doing it. I won't stand for that kind of behaviour on my watch."
"Save your self-righteous political stance for the review board! You think I'm just going to let this mierda slide, you have another thing coming, homie! I swear if you are refereeing ANY of my matches...."
"Then what? If the shoe was on the other foot, there'd be blue murder and screaming from the rafters about it being 'mierda'. And why did you attack me?"
"No one attacked you, little bitch! You just got caught by a slap that was supposed to be for someone else in the match! Goddamn!"
"Why lie? You knew there was no one else behind you and that it was me. If it was as you say then there would be no case against you right now. The cameras don't lie. And please refrain from the unnecessary obscenities. We are both adults here. I'd like to think we are anyway."
"Vete a la mierda, marica! Be a goddamn man and handle this like you've got a pair!"
"And how would that be, Ms Sanchez? Let you get away with doing what you like? Maybe a man is more the type who might hit back? I took the best course of action. I am not afraid but what I have done makes me no less of a man."
"Strap up and let's handle this in the ring! Instead of crying to the execs, let's handle this the right way!"
"What on earth are you talking about? I am not an active wrestler. I'm an official, Ms Sanchez. And besides, surely you have better things to do than to antagonise staff when there are people looking to take your title?"
"Blah, blah, blah. If you're scared then just say you're scared!"
"Scared of what? I do things by the book, Ms Sanchez. And it's precisely because of that why I moved away from the active side of wrestling. It's just so disorderly."
"Like I thought: scared. Make this complaint go away, Trystan. Retract it or there's going to be consequences."
"Are you threatening me now? Do I need to add to my statement?"
"If that's how coños roll! Do what you do 'cause I'm about to do what I do. Adiós, puto..."
*Click*
"Hello?"
"¿Quién carajo te crees que eres , estúpido cojera polla puta?!"
"Er...excuse me?"
"You have got to be the biggest coño in the Globalverse! You really turned in a formal complaint against me?!"
"Ms Sanchez, you laid your hands on me deliberately during a match. I'm not your fellow wrestler, I'm a referee. Yes, of course I did."
"A referee?! More like a bitch! Really?! Who does that?!"
"I'm not the first and I won't be the last. My job is to enforce the rules, not be attacked for doing what I am employed to do. I'm sorry of you don't like that I had to put in a complaint but if I let people get away with it once, they'll all be doing it. I won't stand for that kind of behaviour on my watch."
"Save your self-righteous political stance for the review board! You think I'm just going to let this mierda slide, you have another thing coming, homie! I swear if you are refereeing ANY of my matches...."
"Then what? If the shoe was on the other foot, there'd be blue murder and screaming from the rafters about it being 'mierda'. And why did you attack me?"
"No one attacked you, little bitch! You just got caught by a slap that was supposed to be for someone else in the match! Goddamn!"
"Why lie? You knew there was no one else behind you and that it was me. If it was as you say then there would be no case against you right now. The cameras don't lie. And please refrain from the unnecessary obscenities. We are both adults here. I'd like to think we are anyway."
"Vete a la mierda, marica! Be a goddamn man and handle this like you've got a pair!"
"And how would that be, Ms Sanchez? Let you get away with doing what you like? Maybe a man is more the type who might hit back? I took the best course of action. I am not afraid but what I have done makes me no less of a man."
"Strap up and let's handle this in the ring! Instead of crying to the execs, let's handle this the right way!"
"What on earth are you talking about? I am not an active wrestler. I'm an official, Ms Sanchez. And besides, surely you have better things to do than to antagonise staff when there are people looking to take your title?"
"Blah, blah, blah. If you're scared then just say you're scared!"
"Scared of what? I do things by the book, Ms Sanchez. And it's precisely because of that why I moved away from the active side of wrestling. It's just so disorderly."
"Like I thought: scared. Make this complaint go away, Trystan. Retract it or there's going to be consequences."
"Are you threatening me now? Do I need to add to my statement?"
"If that's how coños roll! Do what you do 'cause I'm about to do what I do. Adiós, puto..."
*Click*
