Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Nov 14, 2015 20:36:14 GMT -6
Explaining his absence from GZW2K1 in a piss conference earlier today, SIR Chris Cairns stated: "I have been reet busy lately, writing a new fantasy novel called "Lord of the Rings of Honor Icons" and working on development for this December's sequel to 2012's smash-hit video game: "Super Uncle SIR Chris Cairns Kart II."
Having also reformed Creation Wrestling II this week and with no explanation given, Cairns then claimed responsibility for having numerous GZW2K1 Globalstars executed within recent months, including Icon Lord Leon Corbin, Icon Lady Eva Hikari, Icon Lord Jon Kellar and Non-Icon Lady Alex Cross (may they forever rest in piss).
With Creation Wrestling II now reformed, Cairns was keen to introduce the press to his latest roster signings: a dastardly heel tag team known as "The Muslim Cyclists."
"Most people hate cyclists and everyone hates Muslims," Cairns declared, anticipating monster heat for his newest recruits.
When asked what his next move in GZW2K1 might be (if any) Cairns pondered deeply for a few moments before levitating several feet above the press conference stage and then vanishing amidst a puff of smoke.
