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Post by Jackie Lee on Aug 22, 2002 12:05:22 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,000]GZW Presents...[/glow]With the roof of the stadium open, ‘Front to Back’ by Xzibit hit the PA and Kid Kaos came onto the zerotron to a fan pop as he headed to the ring for his guest commentary spot! Da Kid was obviously enjoying himself as he hit the fans hands all the way down to the commentary table. ’Front to Back’ was followed by the official GZW Instrumental remix of ‘Bring Her Down’ by Rob Zombie as Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee headed to the ring for their usual commentary duties. The crowd cheered, and Siu Ann and Jackie hit low fives all the way down the ramp. Siu Ann and Jackie took their seats next to Kid Kaos, and Kid Kaos told Siu Ann she looked pretty. Jackie told da Kid to back off! On the zerotron screen, various GZW superstars hit their signature moves on unsuspecting opponents! T-Rex hits Extinction on Magic. Firefly hits a Napalm Bomb on Happy Sumo. Magic hits a Final Destination on Maxx Pain. Diamond hits Dumped on El Gambit. Deacon Kane hits a Wicked Way on Kid Kaos. Monarch hits Imperial Impalement on Syn. Chains has the Chainsaw locked on Prey on the steel railing. Zac Sharp drops Billy Bond with the reverse DDT that won him the GZW title. Maxx Pain hits a Career Ender on Billy Bond. As the theme tune continued to play, crazy pyro blasted around the arena to announce GZW's Wednesday Night Wyldsyde! The scene quickly cut to the parking lot: Justin Sharp, steel chair in hand, rushed up to the arriving Mirage and cracked him right around the face with it! Siu Ann pointed out that Mirage is supposed to be Justin’s partner later on in the evening! Justin cracked the steel chair again and again across the defenceless Mirage’s back and screamed how the attack was a big favour to him, and now he wont have to embarrass himself until Fallout: Zero Options! He declared that he wanted his match on Wyldsyde to be a handicap match with Symon and Adam Cage! Jackie commented that Justin had finally taken one too many chair shots, and had lost his marbles! ‘Timebomb’ by Godsmack blasted over the PA to herald the entrance of Angel! Angel stood on the zerotron, and announced that the special guest referee for the Ryder/ Chains matchup would be none other than the guest commentator, Kid Kaos! KK was angered by that announcement, stating that the Brother}{ood was all over and he was da kid who would beat da Deacon at fallout: Zero Options. He said he’d do the guest ref spot but did not want to feud with his ex-stablemates! Angel also announced that, despite the fact that it was obvious that Justin Sharp had gone mad, she was going to grant his request for a handicap match on Wyldsyde! ‘Gimme’ by Alice Cooper hit the PA and El Gambit strutted to the ring, accompanied by Shinoba who strode with menace. El G claimed that he was el hombre, and he would win back HIS light-heavyweight title at Fallout: Zero Options. The fans booed, and shouted ‘gumbo, gumbo, gumbo’ at the man from Gibraltar. El G screamed angrily for them to stop, but it only got louder! Shinoba took the mike and using his voice distorter informed the fans that, after El Gambit wins his title light-heavyweight back, that he and El gambit would bring the tag team titles to Chaos Theory! He also stated that an enemy of Chaos Theory would be taken out that very night! As the two Chaos Theory members headed back, Siu Ann Wong commented that she may not like them, but she’d love to see Gambit and Shinoba take on Malcolm Hodges and Logan Phlash in a clash of the light-heavyweight tag teams!
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Post by Jackie Lee on Aug 22, 2002 12:06:53 GMT -6
MATCH RESULTS
Special Guest Referee Singles Match (Guest Ref: Kid Kaos) – Ryder V Chains
With the reluctant ref scowling, Ryder and Chains took each other on in a very even match. The match was swings and roundabouts, but Chains did manage to lock on the Chainsaw! After a missed Chained Splash, Ryder capitalised with a sleeper slam, but only got a two count. A misplaced Irish whip saw Chains go hurtling into Kaos. Kaos was fuming, but moments later another Irish Whip sent Chains crashing into him. Kaos had had enough! He booted Chains and nailed him with the Kaotic Krusher! Ryder went for the pin, but Kaos whacked him one, and then hit a Kaotic Krusher on Ryder. With both men lying on the mat, Kaos administered a very quick ten count, and declared the match a double count out!
RESULT: Double Count Out
Tag Team Match - Teardrop and Jimmy Williams V Pimp Bizkit and Santiago DeTouwce
Jackie congratulated Kid Kaos on his reffing skills as Teardrop and Jimmy Williams started up their match with Pimp Bizkit and Santiago DeTouwce in nothing but a brawl! Williams tossed Gambit over the top rope, and Teardrop stopped Pimp’s progress with an Atomic Drop. Finally, it was Teardrop and Pimp as the legal men. Teardrop rained fast paced moves on Pimp, but Pimp got the advantage with a rake to the eyes and a huge short-arm clothesline! Pimp hit Teardrop with some heavy moves, and tagged Gambit. A cocky Gambit suplexed Teardrop and went for the Gibraltarsault… but Teardrop rolled out of the way! Both men struggled to their corners and both got tags! Williams cleared house on Pimp and Gambit. After a few minutes, Pimp nailed a spinebuster on Jimmy and follwed it with an Irish Whip. Unseen to the ref, as he hit the ropes, Gambit cracked Williams with his cosh! Williams staggered right into a Final choke! Teardrop tried to save his partner, but El G was in the ring and knocked him down with a lariat. Jimmy tapped out to Pimp’s infamously painful finisher!
WINNERS BY SUBMISSION: Pimp & Gambit
Jacob Helmsley and GoldenEye were sat backstage watching the previous match, and shaking their heads in disgust. GoldenEye headed out of the room mumbling about relieving himself. Quick as a flash, Shinoba was in the room and he smashed his Singapore Kane across the light-heavyweight champ’s head. Jacob hit the floor, and Shinoba layed in Kane shots to the back before making a quick getaway. Moments later, GoldenEye returned to the scene, and roared with anger! He looked down the corridor where Shinoba had fled, and found nothing. He quickly returned to Jacob to help him out.
Maxx Pain's music hits on the pa and he walks out wearing his Gzw heavyweight title belt around his waist. The fans begin to boo loudly at the site of the champion. Maxx gets on the microphone and states about how Magic has tried tierlessly to humiliate him and about how Zac Sharp thinks that he silence is the key to victory. Maxx then states about after he defeats both Zac and Magic that he is going to go on to become the greatest heavyweight champion of all time. He then makes reference to the Deacon Kane era, the Billy Bond era and then stats that this is the era of Maxx Pain, the greatest era of all time. He exits the ring as the fans continue to boo him, but he just points down to the title around his waist before flicking them off.
A shot from the parking lot showed a parking spaced with a sign saying ‘RESERVED FOR PAUL SPARTAN’. The space was empty, and Siu Ann speculated that the Spartan wasn’t going to turn up, because he didn’t think that Rebellion was worthy as he’s never been a CCW heavyweight champion! Kid Kaos commented that he’d be number one contender to do belt WHEN he beat da Deacon Kane!
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Post by Jackie Lee on Aug 22, 2002 12:08:36 GMT -6
Handicap Match - Justin Sharp V Adam Cage & Symon
Justin came to the ring with fury and determination in his eyes, and started off nailing both opponents with a right hand and a body slam each. Both got a dropkick too, but even the psyched up Intercontinental Champion was no match for two men! AC low blowed Justin as he went for a Sharp Razor’s Edge on Symon, and the beating began. Symon and AC worked well as a team, hitting some canny double teams, including a doomsday device… but shockingly, Justin kicked out! Symon and Cage started arguing which gave Justin the opportunity to take them both out with a double clothesline. He tossed Symon over the top ropes, and hit a Sharp Drop on Cage! With a standing moonsault into a lateral press pin on Cage, Justin thought he’d got the match won, but Symon came flying off the top rope with a flipping legdrop across his back as he pinned Cage. With Justin clearly hurt by the legdrop, Symon hit the Symon Says and then tossed him to AC. AC proceeded to turn Justin over into a Sharp lock right in the centre of the ring. Any attempt to crawl to the ropes was thwarted by Symon kicking Justin in the face! Justin had no choice but to tap out to his own painful submission hold! Symon immediately exited the ring informing Cage that they were no longer friends, and come F:ZO the title would be around his waist and no other. Cage layed a boot into Justin for good measure and left as well. Justin finally got up and staggered back, clutching at his back. Jackie Lee once again questioned Justin’s sanity for wanting that match.
WINNERS BY SUBMISSION: Cage & Symon
Triple Threat Match - T-Rex V Paul Spartan V Rebellion
With Rex and Reb glaring at one another in the ring, Spartan’s music played, but the first did not appear. It played again, but the first did not appear. It played again, but the first did not appear! The ref had no choice but to make the match a standard singles match! Rex dominated Rebellion, and hit a massive big boot for a long two in the early going. Reb hit back with stiff kicks, followed by a bulldog. Reb locked on a sleeper, but Rex powered out and smashed him to the ground with a heavy clothesline. Rex set up for extinction, but Reb wriggled out and hit a modified facebuster on the way down, but that only got him a two count. Rebellion then set up for the Downfall, but Rex elbowed out and followed up with a release dragon suplex! Rex then set up for Extinction again, and this time hit it. Rex picked up the pinfall. On his way back up the ramp, Pimp steamed in and cracked him with a steel chair! Pimp the hit the Pimp Drop right on the steel entranceway!
WINNER BY PINFALL: T-Rex
The Zero-tron showed a room carnage of jobbers from Supa Man, Happy Sumo, Roley Poley, where all laid out on the floor, from out of nowhere “M.I.G.R.A.I.N” appeared, and Jeff was quickly off the mark, to try and shoot some questions at the mysterious man in a black outfit. “M.I.G.R.A.I.N” just shoved his way past the young interviewer. Siu Ann and Jackie where both stumped as to what this was all about! Kid Kaos stated he didn’t care!
More backstage cameras showed a ruckus in the canteen! A vengeful T-Rex had clobbered Pimp Bizkit from behind with a steel chair. He and Jimmy Williams were stood over the sprawling Pimp, screaming at him for his earlier actions. Suddenly, Rebellion cracked Jimmy from behind with another chair! Jimmy staggered forward and Rex turned to face Rebellion. The two men stared at each other as Pimp got up. Pimp stood by Reb, and Jimmy stood by Rex: a stalemate. They were about to go at it, but refs came in and separated the heated scene.
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Post by Jackie Lee on Aug 22, 2002 12:09:38 GMT -6
The GZW Women’s Heavyweight Champion came to the ring to an arousing chorus of boos from the Melbourne fans. Once in the ring, Elexia Croix draped the championship belt over the turnbuckle and looked to the entranceway. In her normal sneering visage, Elexia talked about how she has waited months to finally go at it with Tokyo Rose for yet another championship and at Fallout: Zero Options the day was happening. But instead of the normal fire she had burning in her heart, Elexia announced that the pay-per-view was to be her final match. She went on to speak about the unchanging condition of Holly Fortune from her coma and that Eric Fortune was paralysed from the neck down. Those events alone had changed her outlook on life. Before the Women’s Champ could continue the theme to ‘Rocky’ blared and Tonya Glory appeared on the entranceway ramp mocking the ‘weak’ Elexia.
The two women verbally jousted before Elexia began to step through ropes to take care of the long time developmental trainer. Suddenly, the HKWF wrestler Vampira slid into the ring and clobbered the unsuspecting Women’s Champ before she could exit the ring. A fierce beating took place as both Glory and Vampira laid heavy boots and fist the Elexia. In no time at all Celestia ‘Mooncat’ L'yark and Manami ‘Tokyo Rose’ Naruse hit the ring for the save.
Siu Ann was expressing her disgust at what had just happened while Mooncat and Rsoe helped Elexia back up the aisle. Kid Kaos said he liked Elexia’s old attitude: mean and vicious is good, and that was how he was going to be with Deacon Kane! Suddenly, Kaos was grabbed from behind by Deacon Kane who’d come through the crowd! Deacon cracked him around the face with steel knucks, and then proceeded to powerbomb him through the commentary table he’d been sat behind all night! Siu Ann and Jackie were left sprawling in the carnage!
As EMTs helped Kid Kaos, and Siu Ann and Jackie struggled to get their mikes working, the zerotron showed the backstage area. Magic was there stood with a refreshed look. Ready for a promo, he talked about how Maxx never had gotten the job done when it is REALLY needed and never will. Maxx can go on about his fairytale facts but he needs to face reality and worry about the injuries he is going to receive. Then he talked about how he respected Zac’s wishes of not wanting to be a Maxx Jr. and that it’d be best if he weren’t involved in the ‘verbal battle’. Of course, not quite finishing up yet, he takes his time to mention people who deserve the title more than Maxx Pain. People like Ass Clown, Happy Sumo, and even Alex Hunt. In ending he said his signature ‘Your Final Destinations will strike you hard’ line and told Maxx he better be ready to crown Magic with the Heavyweight Championship when he wins.
MAIN EVENT: Non-Title Heavyweight Match - Maxx Pain V Sho Murakame
Sho started out the match frustrating Maxx with his high-flying, martial arts arsenal, hitting kicks, body blocks and leverage moves that the big man seemed to have no answer for! However, Maxx caught a cross body block attempt and whirled Murakame into a devastating sidewalk slam for a long two! From there, Maxx hit three powerbombs in a row, but Sho kicked out. Sho fought back, even hitting a top rope hurancanrana, but couldn’t put the determined and resilient champion away. Maxx regained the momentum by swatting away a missile dropkick and nailing a big legdrop. He then grabbed Sho by the neck and slammed him to the mats with a Chaos Bomb. Suddenly, ‘Dig In’ by Lenny Kravitz hit the PA and after a ‘Goodness Gracious’ from Siu Ann, Zac Sharp appeared on the Zerotron! Maxx turned around and screamed at Zac who stood still, pointing at the champ from the Zerotron. The resilient Firefly got up and spun Maxx around, then nailed him with a boot to the gut. He then quickly hooked him up and dropped him with a spinning Falcon Arrow! Sho then quickly jumped onto the top the turnbuckle and crashed down upon Maxx with a scintillating Napalm Bomb! Sho hooked the leg, and claimed the victory over the current heavyweight champion! Sho celebrated in the ring as the crowd cheered, but the angry Maxx grabbed him from behind as he climbed up the turnbuckles and hit a reverse career ender on Sho! Siu Ann screamed in horror and Zac ran to the ring but by the time he’d got there, Maxx had bailed! Zac helped up Sho as the Pendragon theme music played and Wyldsyde faded to black with a ‘Sayonara’ from Jackie Lee!
WINNER BY PINFALL: Sho Murakame
(C) Infinite Dreamer Press 2002
Contributions from Tate, Rico, Nate, Mike, and Sean – Thank you!
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