Post by Jackie Lee on Aug 14, 2002 7:05:39 GMT -6
GZW Presents...
'Stupefy' by Disturbed hit the PA and out came the brand new GZW Heavyweight Champion, Maxx Pain, for his guest commentary spot! With the title belt around his waist and a chorus of boos that nearly took the roof off the stadium, Maxx headed to the ring, gesturing to the belt and generally wallowing in his recent success.
'Stupefy' was followed by the official GZW Instrumental remix of ‘Bring Her Down’ by Rob Zombie as Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee headed to the ring for their commentary duties. The crowd cheered, and Siu Ann and Jackie hit low fives all the way down the ramp. Both Siu Ann and Jackie hesitated to sit next to Maxx, and Maxx threatened to kick Jackie's punk ass if he bad mouthed him!
On the zerotron screen, various GZW superstars hit their signature moves on unsuspecting opponents! T-Rex hits Extinction on Magic. Firefly hits a Napalm Bomb on Happy Sumo. Magic hits a Final Destination on Maxx Pain. Diamond hits Dumped on El Gambit. Deacon Kane hits a Wicked Way on Kid Kaos. Monarch hits Imperial Impalement on Syn. Chains has the Chainsaw locked on Prey on the steel railing. Zac Sharp drops Billy Bond with the reverse DDT that won him the GZW title. Maxx Pain hits a Career Ender on Billy Bond. As the theme tune continued to play, crazy pyro blasted around the arena to announce GZW's Wednesday Night Wyldsyde!
The zerotron showed Justin Sharp and Mirage talking backstage. It appeared that using his stablemate Pimp's influence over Mirage, coupled with an offer to join the Revelation, convinced Mirage to do a favour for him. Siu Ann speculated as to what it was, and Maxx suggested that it'd better not have anything to do with him, cos if it was, Justin's mouth just wrote a cheque his punk ass couldn't cash!
Straight after that, more footage was shown on the Zerotron showing a man with the word "Institution" across his chest in black. He walked straight up to an unwitting Slicky Gel... and utterly creamed him with a steel chair! A 'Goodness Gracious!' from Siu Ann later and he was gone. The commentary team were stumped as to why that had happened!
Jackie Lee was tirading Siu Ann and Maxx about how his friend El Gambit was robbed of his Light-Heavyweight title, when suddenly 'Hold Me Down' by tommy Lee hit the PA! Out came Justin Sharp with his newly won Intercontinental Title as the fans booed vehemently. Justin got into the ring with a mike, and stated that not only is he going to make Mirage look like the blubbering idiot he is, he's gonna make Adam Cage know exactly who the 'Pride of Pride' was! He's also going to show Symon... That hate never dies! The fans booed even louder, and Justin screamed that he's the Intercontinental Champion and that they should bow their fucking heads!" As Justin headed to the back, Siu Ann apologised for his disgraceful language!
MATCH RESULTS
Non-Title Light-Heavyweight Match - Jacob Helmsley V Supaman
With newfound confidence, Helmsley made short work of Supaman! After hitting a beautiful Sambo Suplex, he hooked up the unfortunate Supaman into a Black Stallion! After Jacob gained the pinfall, El Gambit ran down to the ring and hit a missile dropkick on Jacob from behind! He pulled out his cosh, and was about to use it when Teardrop sprinted to the ring for the save! El G high-tailed it, and Teardrop and Jacob got into a staredown in the centre of the ring. Siu Ann thought it could get nasty, but it was Teardrop who left the ring first.
WINNER BY PINFALL: Jacob Helmsley
6 Man Tag Team Match - Chains, Kid Kaos & Ryder (Formerly the Brother}{ood) V Supaman, Bilston Brawler & Mick McNasty
All three ex-Brother}{ood members came out to their seperate theme tunes, and glared at one another when they got in the ring. They all wanted to start up, and refused to exit the ring! It ended up that all three hit their finishers on an opponent and all three pinned simultaniously! The flabbergasted ref decided just to count the pinfall for all three pins at the same time! After the match, Chains provoked Kid Kaos, and Kaos threw a punch. Ryder tried to break it up, but he got clocked! Suddenly, all three were going at it and had to be split up by a horde of referees.
Winners by Pinfall: Chains, Kid Kaos & Ryder
'Stupefy' by Disturbed hit the PA and out came the brand new GZW Heavyweight Champion, Maxx Pain, for his guest commentary spot! With the title belt around his waist and a chorus of boos that nearly took the roof off the stadium, Maxx headed to the ring, gesturing to the belt and generally wallowing in his recent success.
'Stupefy' was followed by the official GZW Instrumental remix of ‘Bring Her Down’ by Rob Zombie as Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee headed to the ring for their commentary duties. The crowd cheered, and Siu Ann and Jackie hit low fives all the way down the ramp. Both Siu Ann and Jackie hesitated to sit next to Maxx, and Maxx threatened to kick Jackie's punk ass if he bad mouthed him!
On the zerotron screen, various GZW superstars hit their signature moves on unsuspecting opponents! T-Rex hits Extinction on Magic. Firefly hits a Napalm Bomb on Happy Sumo. Magic hits a Final Destination on Maxx Pain. Diamond hits Dumped on El Gambit. Deacon Kane hits a Wicked Way on Kid Kaos. Monarch hits Imperial Impalement on Syn. Chains has the Chainsaw locked on Prey on the steel railing. Zac Sharp drops Billy Bond with the reverse DDT that won him the GZW title. Maxx Pain hits a Career Ender on Billy Bond. As the theme tune continued to play, crazy pyro blasted around the arena to announce GZW's Wednesday Night Wyldsyde!
The zerotron showed Justin Sharp and Mirage talking backstage. It appeared that using his stablemate Pimp's influence over Mirage, coupled with an offer to join the Revelation, convinced Mirage to do a favour for him. Siu Ann speculated as to what it was, and Maxx suggested that it'd better not have anything to do with him, cos if it was, Justin's mouth just wrote a cheque his punk ass couldn't cash!
Straight after that, more footage was shown on the Zerotron showing a man with the word "Institution" across his chest in black. He walked straight up to an unwitting Slicky Gel... and utterly creamed him with a steel chair! A 'Goodness Gracious!' from Siu Ann later and he was gone. The commentary team were stumped as to why that had happened!
Jackie Lee was tirading Siu Ann and Maxx about how his friend El Gambit was robbed of his Light-Heavyweight title, when suddenly 'Hold Me Down' by tommy Lee hit the PA! Out came Justin Sharp with his newly won Intercontinental Title as the fans booed vehemently. Justin got into the ring with a mike, and stated that not only is he going to make Mirage look like the blubbering idiot he is, he's gonna make Adam Cage know exactly who the 'Pride of Pride' was! He's also going to show Symon... That hate never dies! The fans booed even louder, and Justin screamed that he's the Intercontinental Champion and that they should bow their fucking heads!" As Justin headed to the back, Siu Ann apologised for his disgraceful language!
MATCH RESULTS
Non-Title Light-Heavyweight Match - Jacob Helmsley V Supaman
With newfound confidence, Helmsley made short work of Supaman! After hitting a beautiful Sambo Suplex, he hooked up the unfortunate Supaman into a Black Stallion! After Jacob gained the pinfall, El Gambit ran down to the ring and hit a missile dropkick on Jacob from behind! He pulled out his cosh, and was about to use it when Teardrop sprinted to the ring for the save! El G high-tailed it, and Teardrop and Jacob got into a staredown in the centre of the ring. Siu Ann thought it could get nasty, but it was Teardrop who left the ring first.
WINNER BY PINFALL: Jacob Helmsley
6 Man Tag Team Match - Chains, Kid Kaos & Ryder (Formerly the Brother}{ood) V Supaman, Bilston Brawler & Mick McNasty
All three ex-Brother}{ood members came out to their seperate theme tunes, and glared at one another when they got in the ring. They all wanted to start up, and refused to exit the ring! It ended up that all three hit their finishers on an opponent and all three pinned simultaniously! The flabbergasted ref decided just to count the pinfall for all three pins at the same time! After the match, Chains provoked Kid Kaos, and Kaos threw a punch. Ryder tried to break it up, but he got clocked! Suddenly, all three were going at it and had to be split up by a horde of referees.
Winners by Pinfall: Chains, Kid Kaos & Ryder
