Pimp: sings

[Mike]

(The scene open up as Pimp is standing in a room sat on a bed, and there is a radio/tape player next to him)

Pimp: I'm going to give you fans a treat of Pimp singing! but instead of making up fake lyrics I have some greatm TRUE ones!

(Pimp presses play on the tape player, and "Why don't you get" by the Offspring kicks in and Pimp begins to sing in tune with the original lyrics)

Pimp: Oh Mrs M's T.V well it should be axed!

She'll then sport a horrible frown

Now people axe the show, but the funny thing is unlike her weight the figures go down!

Murakame did her best to make her show look good, she was always in a happy mood

but atleast she'll have more time to enjoy her life watching tele and eating lots of food!

Ms M ms M yea oh dear oh dear... better go find a new job!

Ms M ms M oh dear oh dear... better go find a new job!

Her show will be gone it'll terribley nice!

GZ.... have worked out how how to replace her

they'll bring back sum repeats of Lassie

Ms M ms M oh dear oh dear... better go find a new job!

Ms M ms M oh dear oh dear... better go find a new job!

Her show should go she'll never be sooooo Happppppppy!

Cos' she had less viewers than than an Innnnnndy fed!

(The scene fades as Pimp coninues to sing)

[Mrs. M]

Mrs. M has crudely changed the "'Fairplay Enforcer' Sho Murkame" log to read "'Fairplay Mum' Mrs. Murkame. She is stood in one of her floral kimonos infront of the "new" logo, clutching her trademark handbag with a scowl.

Mrs. M:
"I not happy with Pimp Bizkit! You a cheeky young man, and I slap your legs the next time I see you! You no dis Mrs. Murkame! How dare you say rude things about my weight and my show. I slim and my show is best in world! Also, you bad singer! You sing out of tune, and break windows with horrid noise! I hope Billy Bond kick your bottom on Manslaughter! Also, I get my Sho to kick your bottom if you ever rude to me again, be warned or you feel the heat of Mrs. Murakame!"

[Mike]

(The scene opnes with Pimp stood in his usuall lime green attire, holding a microphone.)

Pimp: Mrs M, seems as though you try to hide your secret lust for me ol Pimp Bizkit the  "Living Legend" but hey that's cool, no you talk about Billy Bond, and as the last Karaoke time Pimpy B worked it's time for a TUNE A ROONEY for Smooth Legs! I call this one FEEEEED ME!

(Pimp presses play as the backing tune to "Let Me Entertain you" by Robbie Williams comes in.....)

Pimp: Since I was a young boy I played it smooth

I also played some discoteque, and various tutorials

I once was in ESP and people thought I was a prat, some think i'm still a queer. ICE CREAM!

So come on feed me, feed me lots of pasta
feed me pasta

So come on feed me, feed me Faster!
feed me faster

Burgers good lots of chips, treacle pudding chocolate bits, lots of coffe tea and toast and Jam

chinese food goes down a treat, then I think i'll have a sweet. Chicken, pork, Beef and Lamb with HAM!

So come on feed me, feed me lots of pasta
feed me pasta

So come on feed me, feed me Faster!
feed me faster

food is great I think it's fab lots of grease and kebab eat it when your with the lads each week

I will try almost any food, if I don't you'll think i'm rude. Even vegeis soup urbad! and Leak

My stomach went incedibley big. I went from pornstar to the local pig. but now look at my i look incredibly fat, and I still think of those days i lived in Mrs M's.

So come on feed me, feed me lots of pasta
feed me pasta

So come on feed me, feed me Faster!
feed me faster

(scene fades to black)

[Mike]

(the scene opens up once again with Pimp stood again with the micraphone looking rather pleased with himself.)

Pimp: It's that time again for Pimpys Karaoke! now it seems I don't know whether or not Smooth liked the last RP but, hey lets see what what he thinks of this one! sticking with the Robbie Williams theme though!... This one is once again about you Smooth!

(Pimp presses play on the stereo, and the background music to "Fat DJ" by Robbie Williams begins to play)

Pimp: cookin my Bacon, eatin lots of anythin, lots mof chips, sauce and onion rings! Wave your hands if you wana be a can! can I down it?

(from somewhere in background)

Voice: Yes You can!

PiMP: I drink beer, I eat FOOD! just look at my body I've got a tum and a very Big bum, (Sarcastically) and SUCH A SEXY BODY!

Fish and chips are the business don't want a lettuce that's the food that I hate!

Yea yea yea yea

Give me something that's easy something big fat and greasey give me more chocolate cake!

Yes I am a Fat wrestla I love stuffin my face with pies, I'm just a fat Wrestla too much goodness in cake and fries!

(scene fades to black as Pimp continues to sing)

[Nathan "T-Rex" Williams]

[glow=blue,2,300]*The scene opens up inside the GZW Coliseum.  T-Rex is sat in his locker room decked in a pair of boot cut blue jeans, a black t-shirt, and tan timberland boots.  He is sat on the leather couch watching the latest string of Pimp promo's.  The mixture of off tune singing and just the site of Pimp's face is enough to make a man cry.  T-Rex finally cuts the TV off and smiles.*[/glow]

T-Rex: I've never heard anything so aweful in my life.  I'd rather hear finger nails being drawn down a chalkboard than listen to your singing another minute.  Instead of singing your show tunes maybe you should be singing the blues.  Why the blues you may ask?  Simple my friend.  Once I get my hands on you again you'll be singing the "I just lost the IC Title to T-Rex blues."  You see Pimp I haven't forgotten about all the hell you've put me through since I joined the EWO.  The icing on the cake was when you let the cat out of the bag that my wife Angel was your sister.

[glow=blue,2,300]*T-Rex stands up and begins to pace the room.*[/glow]

T-Rex: Monday night I face Rebellion and Pitfighter in a tag match with GoldenEye as my partner.  Granted I feel he's not a man I can trust but I still plan on going out there and doing what I have to do to walk out the winner.  And Pimp when GoldenEye and I are threw with Pitfighter and Rebellion I'm coming for you.  If I have to pull double duty just to get my hands on you than so be it.  I will get my revenge on you Pimp whether you like it or not.  You and I will meet in the ring again very soon.  Enjoy your reign while it lasts.

[glow=blue,2,300]*T-Rex leaves the room as the scene fades out.*[/glow]