Post by Billy Bond on Jan 17, 2002 15:22:30 GMT -6
Mrs. M, in a beautiful kmono, and clutching a microphone is talking to the receptionist at GZW HQ. She has a cameraman in toe
Receptionist:
"Mrs. Murakame, we all feel very sorry about your loss, but there isn't anyone to appear on 'The Mrs. Murakame show' at this moment in time!"
Mrs. M:
"My restaurant a complete mess, and need complete rennovation after evil vandalism. I so want to do interview. Surely there must be someone? How about Happy Sumo?"
As the receptionist explains the the Sumo is currently in custody after causing a riot at Taco Bell after they ran out of salsa, 'Smooth Operator' Billy Bond in a tux and trademark sunglasses as usual comes into reception. With a look of joy, Mrs. M runs over to him!
;D Mrs. M:
"You do interview on Mrs. Murkame Show? Pretty please! I give you free meal when restaurant reopen!"
Smooth smiles warmly.
Smooth:
"Mrs. M, you could get me to jump off a cliff for a free meal at your restaurant! Go ahead, get your cameraman rolling at hit me with some questions!"
Mrs. M thanks him profusely and the cameraman sets up his camera.
;D Mrs. M:
"Hello and welcome to the Mrs. Murakame show! With me today is none other than Bond, Billy Bond! So Billy, you do promo earlier this week and address Deacon Kane and Pimp Bizkit... however, on last weeks Friday Night Travesty, it was Rebellion who elimated you from the extreme battle royal by sneak attacking you with downfall move. What your thoughts on Rebellion?"
8) Smooth:
"Well Mrs. M, it's pretty obvious that Rebellion fears me and Monarch... for Monarch met a downfall as well. I don't much like that 'bloody evil bastard' Monarch, but I sure as hell know the man has ability! Rebellion is a coward, and KNEW that I, or indeed Monarch, would have utterly annihilated him if we had won that battle royal. Rebellion does impressive promos cutting into the TV shows with static and things like that, but a man can talk perfectly and still be a lousy wrestler! And Rebellion, sorry chump, you ARE a lousy wrestler! Sure, you can beat up a few chumps in HKWF, but you KNEW that the Smooth One would beat you for the Extreme belt had I won that battle royal! This is GZW chump, a whole new ball game, and the Smooth One is the one who would have scored the goal against you, and you know it. As for revenge, I can't be arsed! I have bigger fish to fry... a 500 pound fish to be precise!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Rumour around GZW is that you have major announcement to make on Friday Night Travesty! Can you give us a clue?"
;D Smooth:
"Well the rumour is true! The Smooth One will indeed be at Friday Night Travesty with a MAJOR announcement. As to what that announcement will be, I'm afraid you'll have to wait and see! What I will tell you is that it's gonna be smooth!"
;D Mrs. M:
"And finally, if you one of the competitors in the 10 man battle royal thingy against Pimp Bizkit, what you think your chances are? It on record how much you annoy Pimp and make him have tantrum and not do promo!"
8) Smooth:
"Well first of all, thank goodness for small mercies! Pimp shutting up for a few hours is bliss for all I reckon. As to my chances against him, I've pinned him once and made him tap once, so I can definitely beat his garibaldi ass. His only victory against me was a tainted one in which he needed his friend to take me out. I think my revenge, and Pimp's just desserts are on their way! The only thing I worry about is whether his chicken shit, garibaldi ass will run screaming like a girl from me, because he knows I'll give him the Smooth beating of his life, get my pinfall, then beat him the week after taking his pride and joy, the Intercontinental title that he stole from me!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Well thank you Billy Bond! We look forward to your announcement on Friday Night Travesty! ... You do eyebrow for fans now?"
As Mrs. M grins to the camera, Smooth does indeed raise the eyebrow, lower the sunglasses, and do the smirk.
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Receptionist:"Mrs. Murakame, we all feel very sorry about your loss, but there isn't anyone to appear on 'The Mrs. Murakame show' at this moment in time!"
Mrs. M:"My restaurant a complete mess, and need complete rennovation after evil vandalism. I so want to do interview. Surely there must be someone? How about Happy Sumo?"
As the receptionist explains the the Sumo is currently in custody after causing a riot at Taco Bell after they ran out of salsa, 'Smooth Operator' Billy Bond in a tux and trademark sunglasses as usual comes into reception. With a look of joy, Mrs. M runs over to him!
;D Mrs. M:
"You do interview on Mrs. Murkame Show? Pretty please! I give you free meal when restaurant reopen!"
Smooth smiles warmly.
Smooth:"Mrs. M, you could get me to jump off a cliff for a free meal at your restaurant! Go ahead, get your cameraman rolling at hit me with some questions!"
Mrs. M thanks him profusely and the cameraman sets up his camera.
;D Mrs. M:
"Hello and welcome to the Mrs. Murakame show! With me today is none other than Bond, Billy Bond! So Billy, you do promo earlier this week and address Deacon Kane and Pimp Bizkit... however, on last weeks Friday Night Travesty, it was Rebellion who elimated you from the extreme battle royal by sneak attacking you with downfall move. What your thoughts on Rebellion?"
8) Smooth:
"Well Mrs. M, it's pretty obvious that Rebellion fears me and Monarch... for Monarch met a downfall as well. I don't much like that 'bloody evil bastard' Monarch, but I sure as hell know the man has ability! Rebellion is a coward, and KNEW that I, or indeed Monarch, would have utterly annihilated him if we had won that battle royal. Rebellion does impressive promos cutting into the TV shows with static and things like that, but a man can talk perfectly and still be a lousy wrestler! And Rebellion, sorry chump, you ARE a lousy wrestler! Sure, you can beat up a few chumps in HKWF, but you KNEW that the Smooth One would beat you for the Extreme belt had I won that battle royal! This is GZW chump, a whole new ball game, and the Smooth One is the one who would have scored the goal against you, and you know it. As for revenge, I can't be arsed! I have bigger fish to fry... a 500 pound fish to be precise!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Rumour around GZW is that you have major announcement to make on Friday Night Travesty! Can you give us a clue?"
;D Smooth:"Well the rumour is true! The Smooth One will indeed be at Friday Night Travesty with a MAJOR announcement. As to what that announcement will be, I'm afraid you'll have to wait and see! What I will tell you is that it's gonna be smooth!"
;D Mrs. M:
"And finally, if you one of the competitors in the 10 man battle royal thingy against Pimp Bizkit, what you think your chances are? It on record how much you annoy Pimp and make him have tantrum and not do promo!"
8) Smooth:
"Well first of all, thank goodness for small mercies! Pimp shutting up for a few hours is bliss for all I reckon. As to my chances against him, I've pinned him once and made him tap once, so I can definitely beat his garibaldi ass. His only victory against me was a tainted one in which he needed his friend to take me out. I think my revenge, and Pimp's just desserts are on their way! The only thing I worry about is whether his chicken shit, garibaldi ass will run screaming like a girl from me, because he knows I'll give him the Smooth beating of his life, get my pinfall, then beat him the week after taking his pride and joy, the Intercontinental title that he stole from me!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Well thank you Billy Bond! We look forward to your announcement on Friday Night Travesty! ... You do eyebrow for fans now?"
As Mrs. M grins to the camera, Smooth does indeed raise the eyebrow, lower the sunglasses, and do the smirk.
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