History lesson

[Vice-President Devotion]

The camera opens to a television showing what seems to be a wrestling show as a match has just ended.

Fortune: Glad to have you back at the broadcast table, Alex!

Hunt: Why in the hell did that crazy bastard pick me? I’m not my uncle! There is no need for me to be bullied about!

Fortune: Now you get to see what I had to deal with years ago! It seems that Diamond Sledge is just arriving to the Coliseum!

Diamond, one half of the Tag Team Champions, Risky Gold, is seen arriving to the Coliseum. He stops to talk to a few backstage workers. They tell him that Epic, his partner, had already arrived. Diamond goes on his way to the locker room area, but suddenly, out from the shadows...

Fortune: It's Elijah Threatt! Diamond was set to fight Threatt tonight in singles action!

Hunt: Damn, I'm going to miss Diamond!!

Threatt stomps away on Diamond on the concrete floor. Threatt then grabs a nearby stagelight and smashes it in the face of the Tag Champion.

Hunt: How's them apples? Garbage Boy won't be picking up any females with that pretty face anymore!

Threatt then locks in his dreaded Mass Casuality (torture rack) on Diamond.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! He's going to break his back!

Officials and referees hit the scene. They try to pull off the Bad Company member, but to no avail.

Fortune: Threatt is holding onto Diamond, pulling down and snapping his back! What kind of monster is he?

Hunt: Hell, need you ask that question! He hangs with Wicked Ways!

After having satisfied his hunger for inflicting pain, Threatt releases the Mass Casuality and then nonchalantly walks away.

Fortune: Threatt is showing Risky Gold that they are serious about regaining the Tag Team titles!

Hunt: I believe them!

[Vice-President Devotion]

The television cuts off and the camera zooms out to show the tag team of Endangered Species sitting in a living room.Synger,wearing an Acceptable Risks t-shirt and jeans,sits on the sofa downing a beer.While sitting closer to the television,Threatt is wearing a black shirt which reads,"Don't F*ck With Texas!!" on the front and a pair of jogging pants.

Threatt: (grabbing a bottle of MGD)

That pathetic Diamond and his partner Epic Mazur,what a pair of clowns.I really handed the beatdown to that silly young punk,Synger.

Synger: (taking a gulp of his beer)

And than later on that night,I got to beat the brakes off Epic.Funny how now that Epic has teamed up with those little nerd wannabe like John Profit,Clancy McClean and Seth Richards,he thinks he has what it takes to step to a real tag team.The only damn competition they received since winning the damn belts was from those HKWF muppets,Outlaw Wales and Prey,and shit I wouldn't really call the StormRiders any competition.

The self-proclaimed "Wrestling's Sexiest Woman" "Sexy Bitch" Devotion comes into the room wearing red skintight leather hot pants and red halter top.She sits down in a chair holding a glass of champagne.

Devotion:

Guys,what you're talkin' about is history.Back then we were the meanest most feared team in the sport.Now it's time to reclaim that.To show every tag team in GZW that the "Bash Brothers of Wrestling" have returned and won't stop wreckin' havoc until we retire.

Synger: (opening another bottle of MGD)

Well we already have taken care of the Fireless team of Dameon and Hades.Father Time and Baby New Year haven't been heard of since we beat thier asses last Friday.Now in this non-title match against WMCB we get to put the Tag Champs out of commission so they won't be able to compete.

Devotion: (sipping from her glass)

That's very true,Joseph,but I have another idea.A little sneaky "Mouse" told me that the Supreme Team will be at Travesty on Friday checking out Eclipse and Epic before their match on Monday.I propose we show Logan "Bigger Than Life" Phlash and Malcolm "Super Flyer" Hodges that this isn't the United Japan Wrestling,but the home of the prototypical tag team of the future.

Synger: (guzzles down the beer)

No wonder why we have kept you around all these years,Devotion.Time to let the tag team division known that "It All Begins Here!!"