Post by Billy Bond on Jan 15, 2002 15:55:08 GMT -6
It's an official Smooth Operator promo! Smooth is in his tux, laid on his chaise longe with his official logo behind him.
8) Smooth:
"The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and I've got something to say!"
Smooth raises the eyebrow, lowers his signature sunglasses, and smirks for the camera. However, after a moment's pose, his look becomes very serious as he removes the sunglasses and waves them at the camera to emphasise his point.
Smooth:
"But it looks like I'm not the only one with something to say! However, unlike those two chumps Deacon and Pimp, what I have to say is truthful and relevant. Where have I been Deacon? That's none of your business, but you will see the result of what I've been doing on Friday Night Travesty! You mock me and call me the saviour of GZW, Deacon. Sure, I made a mistake and I am ashamed, but no-one mocks the Smooth One and comes out without a Smooth Beating! As for my 'sham of a win' over Pimp Bizkit, I agree inasmuch that I won under false pretences of a better future under Tate Edmonson. However, I proved something that night: that I am the better wrestler. With no interferance in the match, it was the Smooth One who got the victory over the deluded 'legend'. What is it about the embittered in this federation than means it's always someone else's fault that you lost and pathetic attempts to belittle a victory?"
Smooth takes a moment's contemplation, then addresses the camera once more.
Smooth:
"Consulting the tapes Deacon, it pains me to say that you were right! Pimp IS the court jester! Pimp IS a lesser man than you... but then again, he's a lesser man than the Happy Sumo. Pimp IS by far no living legend, he is a sad, deluded, 'not quite but almost' guy who wallows in self-aggrandisement...
Oh yeah, and I did pin the wrong man: want to rectify it Deacon? I am sure as hell not running from you Deacon! I want to face you in the ring and prove myself! I don't give a monkeys about the bit of metal that won't fit around your oversized waist! I just want you and me, in the ring, one on one, with the best man winning on the night! Are you as man as your 7 feet and 500 pounds suggest you should be? Do you really want to take on the Smooth One, or are you bluffing to make yourself look hard? Put up or shut up! Fight me Deacon!"
Smooth pauses momentarily, and looks thoughtful. He then begins to giggle intermittantly. He then addresses the camera grinning.
;D Smooth:
"Sorry! I was just thinking about Pimp Bizkit, and his delusions. Bloody hell, they're funny! Pimp, you're a tonic, you really are! Only you can make me laugh so much! You really do actually believe the utter drivel that spouts from your mouth don't you? And what makes it infinitely more funny is that you've made that adulterous slag sister of yours believe the bullshit too! I really can't be arsed to address you... to be honest I'll probably burst out laughing at you. However, if I am in this 10 man thing against you, you will be locked into the Smooth Operation and you'll tap, opening the door for me to take back what is rightfully mine. And the sweetest thing? It'll be like I never lost it, because you are yet to win a match that can be called a true victory and as such haven't proved yourself to be a worthy champion. Honour will be brought back to the title that should be mine, and you will realise that you really are the sad, lime-green loser that deep down you already know you are! And you know, whether it's you or Deacon that the Smooth One beats on, it's gonna be smooth!"
Smooth does the eyebrow and the smirk as the camera fades.
8) Smooth:
"The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and I've got something to say!"
Smooth raises the eyebrow, lowers his signature sunglasses, and smirks for the camera. However, after a moment's pose, his look becomes very serious as he removes the sunglasses and waves them at the camera to emphasise his point.
Smooth:"But it looks like I'm not the only one with something to say! However, unlike those two chumps Deacon and Pimp, what I have to say is truthful and relevant. Where have I been Deacon? That's none of your business, but you will see the result of what I've been doing on Friday Night Travesty! You mock me and call me the saviour of GZW, Deacon. Sure, I made a mistake and I am ashamed, but no-one mocks the Smooth One and comes out without a Smooth Beating! As for my 'sham of a win' over Pimp Bizkit, I agree inasmuch that I won under false pretences of a better future under Tate Edmonson. However, I proved something that night: that I am the better wrestler. With no interferance in the match, it was the Smooth One who got the victory over the deluded 'legend'. What is it about the embittered in this federation than means it's always someone else's fault that you lost and pathetic attempts to belittle a victory?"
Smooth takes a moment's contemplation, then addresses the camera once more.
Smooth:"Consulting the tapes Deacon, it pains me to say that you were right! Pimp IS the court jester! Pimp IS a lesser man than you... but then again, he's a lesser man than the Happy Sumo. Pimp IS by far no living legend, he is a sad, deluded, 'not quite but almost' guy who wallows in self-aggrandisement...
Oh yeah, and I did pin the wrong man: want to rectify it Deacon? I am sure as hell not running from you Deacon! I want to face you in the ring and prove myself! I don't give a monkeys about the bit of metal that won't fit around your oversized waist! I just want you and me, in the ring, one on one, with the best man winning on the night! Are you as man as your 7 feet and 500 pounds suggest you should be? Do you really want to take on the Smooth One, or are you bluffing to make yourself look hard? Put up or shut up! Fight me Deacon!"
Smooth pauses momentarily, and looks thoughtful. He then begins to giggle intermittantly. He then addresses the camera grinning.
;D Smooth:
"Sorry! I was just thinking about Pimp Bizkit, and his delusions. Bloody hell, they're funny! Pimp, you're a tonic, you really are! Only you can make me laugh so much! You really do actually believe the utter drivel that spouts from your mouth don't you? And what makes it infinitely more funny is that you've made that adulterous slag sister of yours believe the bullshit too! I really can't be arsed to address you... to be honest I'll probably burst out laughing at you. However, if I am in this 10 man thing against you, you will be locked into the Smooth Operation and you'll tap, opening the door for me to take back what is rightfully mine. And the sweetest thing? It'll be like I never lost it, because you are yet to win a match that can be called a true victory and as such haven't proved yourself to be a worthy champion. Honour will be brought back to the title that should be mine, and you will realise that you really are the sad, lime-green loser that deep down you already know you are! And you know, whether it's you or Deacon that the Smooth One beats on, it's gonna be smooth!"
Smooth does the eyebrow and the smirk as the camera fades.
