I am GZW!!

[Lord Deacon Kane]

:::The face of Deacon Kane pierces the darkness.An evil grin is stretched across his face:::

"The travesty of Friday was quite apparent for the young upstart calling himself Chains.Let this be a lesson for all in GZW;from the newcomers of the New Era to the veterans of the Old Guard,I am The Future of GZW,The Future of Wrestling.I will accept all challenges,no matter how big or small."

"Where is the great savior of GZW?Where is the man that was duped into believing that Troublesome had sided with the fans again?Where is the hero which wrenched the power from the tyrannical hands of John Profit?Where are you,"Smooth Operator" Billy Bond?After your sham of a win over Pimp Bizkit at Acceptable Risks,why do you hide?"

"The tapes have been reviewed,Bond.Did you and Troublesome actually defeat Pimp and myself?Was I not the legal man in the ring?Of course I was,Bond.Of course you went to the lesser man to defeat.For all his boistering,Pimp is by far no Living Legend and will never be Deacon Kane.So instead of facing the man who has put you out of this company on two separate occasions,you get the easy submission over the court jester."

"You cannot run from me,Bond.There is no safe place you can hide.I am everywhere,Bond.I am GZW!!"

[Mike]

(The scene open up with Pimp in his usuall Lime green attire, and is sat in the usual armchair with Angel sat on the left hand of it)

Angel: have you seen this brother?.... have you seen how Deacon kane continually gets air time and just runs his mouth about how big he is. Claiming he is the future of GZW, Deacon is you are the future of GZW, then GZW is already dead you don't deserve that title you continually defend that title against nobodies like Billy Bond who you can obviously beat dont you? Well why not show some balls Deacon eh? why don't you get ready to get somebody to prove that they are a number one contender to your title..... OH wait a minute somebody did just that a couple of months ago didn't he? Pimp did exactly that when he beat Smooth for the Intercontinental title, and to think that although you may be ahead of Billy in matches you still managed to loose to him a while ago.

Pimp: You know Angel sister you're right.... Infact you are damned right, I AM a contender to his title, and well he hasn't defended against me yet has he? and I have been a contender to that title that title that will be myn for a atleast a month! You think that you are some BIG man yes well fair enough Smooth Legs did pin me... ILLIGALLY! if it was one on one and it was fair we all know that I would have Played-a-live Smooth Legs with ease.

Angel: YES, Pimp you are number one but you have a title the Intercontinental title to think about first, concentrate on that I think Deacon gets the message! also he knows he'll be ebaten by you.

Pimp: Okay I'll let him savour his moment as World Champion, but the time for me the "Living Legend" to claim what should be his willm come eventually. I'm almost there but only time will keep you holding that title, but eventually your time will run out, and the forever ticking time bomb will explode. There will be a HUGE KABOOM!... and the world will shiver as it will be time for me the "Living Legend" to be written into the history books, and like a carveing in a tree it will be there forever till it dies, and that will be ME, I am the damn tree. This tree has NO man with an axe. YEAR after YEAR i will still be stand tall... Taller as each year goes by. Holding this Intercontinental title as planted the seeds for me to grow grow into the biggest tree the world will ever see. Or to put it simpley to the nimrods out there I will be the biggest most recognised wrestling super-dooper star that anybody will ever witness.

Pimp: This "Living Legend" is just like some more water fueling these seed I have. Every man is a drop of water, that I will drink, and use or abuse as I emerge victorious they realise, I am the man with their axes cutting down there careers, but NOBODY has the axe to cut me down! the warning to ever man in the "Living Legend Challenge" Is that there is only ONE living Legend and that is me!

(scene fades to black as Angel smiles at Pimp)

[Icon Lord Sean "Magic" Fiery]

The scene opens up inside Magic's luxurious home in Glendale, Arizona.  The GZW legend Magic is sitting on his couch, dressed in a dark red silk robe.  He is lounging about, flipping through the channels on his television set.  His face is blemished; he has bruises over his body and an icepack on his ribs.  Magic throws the remote down across the couch bored of surfing.  The channel is now on GZW TV.  Magic sinks back into the couch and watches the TV.  Deacon Kane's words of being GZW comes across the screen.  Magic grins at his pathetic speech.  Pimp is next, complaining that he has yet to get a World Championship shot.  Magic sits up in his couch, interested in the two.  Pimp's promo comes to an end.  The camera zooms closer to Magic, who looks directly at it.

Magic:  You know, I am sick of sitting at my house and listening to these men who claim to be the best of GZW.  It is tiring, and it gets boring.  Sure, these men have championships, but who cares!  I had a championship once and did I look down upon anyone?  Maybe some people, but I held respect for all of those men and treated them as equals.  Now Pimp and Deacon seem to forget about everyone else who is continually proving themselves for those titles they have.  They continue to ignore everyone who deserves the gold.  But no, they give no one a chance.  What kind of champion doesn't defend his title?  Pimp has defended it, what, two times since he has won it?  And Deacon, a defending champ is something the total opposite.  This man claimed to be the "future" of GZW is no more than the past.  He is old news, nothing more than that.  The little time we see Deacon he is demolishing some newcomer; a jobber.  Deacon needs to step into a ring with someone who deserves a shot.  

Now, I am not saying I am that man, but there is plenty of people out there who deserve more than Pimp and Deacon.  These two are only focused on destroying people's lives, and some personal to add on that.  I see T-rex being torn down by this family of Pimp and Angel.  These two see it as a game.  Angel is only angered because Rex broke her heart, but what did she do?  She slept with another man, someone to turn her into a pregnaho!  It could be any man in the world, T-rex wouldn't be able to find out of the father.  But, Rex is none of my business right now.  We had a few problems a few days ago in MSWA when we made a guest appearance, but nothing to break us up.  Rex and i just need time apart, and there will be one day we meet again.  As far as Deacon is concerned, I hope he does defend his championship against Pimp.  It makes sense that he deserves a shot.  I mean, he can screw over as many people as Deacon, it only makes sense.  But, why should Pimp get a shot is the question?  I have done far more than the "Living Legend" has done in his career altogether.  And what the hell is with the "Living Legend" bull?  I am a legend and I am living, so I guess I am also a living legend.  One championship doesn't make Pimp anymore than a champion.  Yet, I won't stop him from using the name, it only shows that he is as fake as his name.

Last thing I have to talk about is this man known as Novacaine.  Can someone tell me who this guy is?  The man that can beat a woman, can hit me with a sledgehammer in a complete sneak attack, and someone who can talk about how he can survive in "today’s" wrestling.  Listen Novacaine, I am not one to sit and listen to a man speak on and on.  I have a life.  But your words just made me think why wrestling is what it is.  Why is it all about hardcore and us wrestlers risking our lives for no reason but to entertain the fans?  Novacaine, you can talk all you want about why you attacked me, but there was no reasonable explanation.  Novacaine, if you think this is just a game, well, play me.  You started it so I dare you to finish it.  I haven't backed down from a challenge in my life, but you are an exception because you are not a challenge to me.  You bump into me the way you did a few weeks ago, I will show you just what it is like to be on the other end.  Enjoy your stay here in GZW because it is going to be a bumpy start.

Magic rises from his seat and darts out of the room.  The scene fades momentarily.

[Mike]

(The scene opens up with Pimp he is lying on a bed with a Pimp Bizkit dovay ($22.95 from gzwshop.com > wonder where I got that idea from) There is aslo a fine looking blonde woman sat on the bed with Pimp, when all of a sudden Angel bursts in)

Angel: Pimp? what the hell are you doing? you should be preparing yourself for your "Living Legend Challenge" on MNM not lying in bed with a woman! I thought these days you were stricktly business?

Pimp: Relax sis like I sed these are just drops of water? how hard can drops of water be?... anyway theres no better way to relax than sat with a fine looking lady.

Angel: Yea, well I want you to get yourself sorted, Magic has been on tele and has said some harsh comments towards you I want you to respond, now get ready, i'll get Will to set the camera up downstairs, you just be down after watching this video with your response.

(Angel picks a video from hedr pocket and slides into the video player, and Magic's last promo plays as the scene fades)

[Mike]

(The scene re-opens as Pimp is sat on his now custom arm chair with his Lime green attire on and Angel sat on the left arm, Angel gets up off the arm, and sits on Pimps lap, as the about 6 month pregnant Angel sits on Pimps lap, and Pimp cringes)

Will: rowwing!

Angel: after those Bad Comments from Magic what do you have to say to Magic Pimp?

Pimp: GET OFF MY LAP YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!

Angel: eh?

Pimp: not him YOU!

(Angel gets off Pimps lap looking slightly   Pimp now turns top the camera and has a look of anger on his face)

Pimp: NO Magic, Magic now thinks he is a "Living Legend" PAH! has he ever issued a "Living Legend Challenge" match to face ten men in one night? NO! I have and what more I am giving ten wrestlers the chance to become the number one contender to my title, Magic since when did you issues a challenge to a groupl of wrestlers to decide who deserves a shot? NEVER in my memory! Magic you held that title, and I only remember you loosing that title in what was a great moment for GZW! no more Pipsqueek Magic holding thw world title. Fair enough Big goof Deacon became champion but that is nowhere near as bad as you holding that title.

Now you go on to talk abou your pathetic friend T-Rex what a joke he is! You like to moan and complain and say how we're seeign it as a game, well isn't he? yea yea she slept with another man that's true, well was it you Magic? I may be wrong but I think it was YOU! well that isn't the point the fact is that Rex is selfish he never gave my sister any attention when she needed it, or when she wanted it so she went elsewhere to get what she wanted and needed, and Magic you would do the very same thing no need to deny it, and so would Steph I know it and so does the rest of the world.

You then like to claim you're a Living Legend? what makes you a legend? all you ever do is get a few fluke vicoties here and there. Hell I have been the main man back in Bad Company, and E.S.P that kicked you and your stable the Forsakens ass, what more proof do I need to show to prove that I am more superior to you?

Well if you enter this Living Legend Challenge then I will show you just how fake a desert storm is when you are Played-a-live by me the "Living Legend"

(scene fades to black)