Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Jan 14, 2002 15:10:04 GMT -6
Sat at a bar is 'El Gambit' Santiago De Towce. He looks somewhat worse for wear... hell, let's not beat around the bush, he looks f*cking shit-faced! He has the LH title and TV title on the bar, and a bottle of Spanish lager, together with many emply shot glasses. He calls over the barman, who comes up to him.
Barman:
"Mr Gambit? How can I help?"
El G:
"Amigo! Dos cerveza, y una tequila por favor!"
Barman:
"Are you sure you haven't had enough, sir?"
El G:
"Enough? ENOUGH! Me llama 'El Gambit' De Towce, y soy el doble campeon! If I can take El Gideon and El Kombat, I can take another cerveza! I'll kick your ass!"
El G gets up, staggers, pukes, and the collapses! The scrawny barman, can't resist, and pins El G! He hits the floor three times!
;D Barman:
"Ha! How many barmen can say they've pinned El Gambit?"
Three other barmen come up to him.
;D Second Barman:
"Actually, all of us in here! He comes here every week! Impossible to resist the temptation isn't it? And the greatest thing? He never remembers!"
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Barman:"Mr Gambit? How can I help?"
El G:"Amigo! Dos cerveza, y una tequila por favor!"
Barman:"Are you sure you haven't had enough, sir?"
El G:"Enough? ENOUGH! Me llama 'El Gambit' De Towce, y soy el doble campeon! If I can take El Gideon and El Kombat, I can take another cerveza! I'll kick your ass!"
El G gets up, staggers, pukes, and the collapses! The scrawny barman, can't resist, and pins El G! He hits the floor three times!
;D Barman:
"Ha! How many barmen can say they've pinned El Gambit?"
Three other barmen come up to him.
;D Second Barman:
"Actually, all of us in here! He comes here every week! Impossible to resist the temptation isn't it? And the greatest thing? He never remembers!"
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