Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Jan 14, 2002 14:57:04 GMT -6
In the car park of the GZW arena, El Gambit is there, as usual, to do a promo. An understandably timid cameraman approaches him. El G turns his nose up at him.
El G:
"You going to wet your pants, debilucho?"
Cameraman:"Whatever you say Mr. De Towce!"
El G:
"Just do your job effectively, and you won't get hurt! Hurry up setting that thing up!"
El G sneers nastily, and waits impatiently for the cameraman to set up. He lovingly places the TV title around his waist, and the LH title over his shoulder. He leans forward to do his bootlace, and then winces involuntarily and grabs the leg that Kombat applied to STF to. Quickly doing up the lace, he pretends that nothing happened, and pulls his hand through his hair. The cameraman gets rolling.
;D El G:
"Another Viernes Noches Parodia; another outstanding victory for el doble campeon, El Gambit! Kombat wasn't good enough to beat el doble campeon, and he beat five others to get to me. That makes me better than six other wrestlers in MY division! Every time I defend MY pride and joy, MY light-heavyweight title, I prove to the world that I am the best damned light-heavyweight wrestler that GZW has ever seen! It is MY division, and no-one will ever take my pride and joy away from me! I am the best double champion, doble campeon if you will, that will ever reign supreme in GZW! I defend both my belts more often than any other champion in GZW! I am the most fightingest champion that GZW has, and there is nothing that any debilucho can do to take my belts from me!"
El G strokes the light-heavyweight title over his shoulder and smiles.
El G:
"Even the Mortal Kombat could not defeat El Gambit! I took your signature hold Kombat, and still beat you! As much as I hate to admit it, it hurt, but there is no hold that can make El Gambit tap out! Not when MY title in MY division is on the line. I will never tap out when MY belt is at stake."
El G starts stroking teh TV title around his waist.
;D El G:
"TV Champion; Light-heavyweight Champion: el doble campeon. GZW have recognised my heavy schedule and my magnificent title defences and granted me a week off. Lunes Noches Homicidio sees a best of show with no hombre wrestling... it will of course have at least ten El Gambit matches there! Meanwhile, this week's Viernes Noches Parodia I have the night off. Not until the following Lunes Noches Homicidio do I have to enter the ring once more. What will I do with all this time? ... Cerveza y tequila!"
With a grin, El G throws his leg over the bike he was sat side saddle on. It is noticeable that once again, he winces in pain. Attaching the LH belt to his waist, he revs her up, and zooms off.
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El G:"You going to wet your pants, debilucho?"
Cameraman:"Whatever you say Mr. De Towce!"
El G:"Just do your job effectively, and you won't get hurt! Hurry up setting that thing up!"
El G sneers nastily, and waits impatiently for the cameraman to set up. He lovingly places the TV title around his waist, and the LH title over his shoulder. He leans forward to do his bootlace, and then winces involuntarily and grabs the leg that Kombat applied to STF to. Quickly doing up the lace, he pretends that nothing happened, and pulls his hand through his hair. The cameraman gets rolling.
;D El G:
"Another Viernes Noches Parodia; another outstanding victory for el doble campeon, El Gambit! Kombat wasn't good enough to beat el doble campeon, and he beat five others to get to me. That makes me better than six other wrestlers in MY division! Every time I defend MY pride and joy, MY light-heavyweight title, I prove to the world that I am the best damned light-heavyweight wrestler that GZW has ever seen! It is MY division, and no-one will ever take my pride and joy away from me! I am the best double champion, doble campeon if you will, that will ever reign supreme in GZW! I defend both my belts more often than any other champion in GZW! I am the most fightingest champion that GZW has, and there is nothing that any debilucho can do to take my belts from me!"
El G strokes the light-heavyweight title over his shoulder and smiles.
El G:"Even the Mortal Kombat could not defeat El Gambit! I took your signature hold Kombat, and still beat you! As much as I hate to admit it, it hurt, but there is no hold that can make El Gambit tap out! Not when MY title in MY division is on the line. I will never tap out when MY belt is at stake."
El G starts stroking teh TV title around his waist.
;D El G:
"TV Champion; Light-heavyweight Champion: el doble campeon. GZW have recognised my heavy schedule and my magnificent title defences and granted me a week off. Lunes Noches Homicidio sees a best of show with no hombre wrestling... it will of course have at least ten El Gambit matches there! Meanwhile, this week's Viernes Noches Parodia I have the night off. Not until the following Lunes Noches Homicidio do I have to enter the ring once more. What will I do with all this time? ... Cerveza y tequila!"
With a grin, El G throws his leg over the bike he was sat side saddle on. It is noticeable that once again, he winces in pain. Attaching the LH belt to his waist, he revs her up, and zooms off.
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