Post by Celestia L'yark on Jan 6, 2002 14:09:54 GMT -6
Lez is leaving the restaurant, but as she opens the door...
;D Mrs. M:
"Before you go, how about you do interview for the Mrs. Murakame show?"
Lez:
"Sure Mrs. M!"
Lez comes back in and Mrs. M ushers herinto a booth. After a few moments of setting up, and messing about, Mrs. M begins the interview.
;D Mrs. M:
"Hello and welcome to the Mrs. Murakame show! Today my special guest is Celestia L'yark, the Mooncat. She a lovely girl you know, would make someone a lovely wife!"
Lez:"Mrs. M!!!!!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Oh yes, sorry... interview, yes, interview. So Miss L'yark, you go into a 6 person elimination match for number one contendership to light-heavyweight title. You think you have a good chance of winning?"
Lez:
"I think I have as good a chance as all the others in that match! I certainly think I'll have an even better chance if, like I suspect they will, some of my opponents will underestimate me! That's exactly the environment I like because it makes them easier to beat, and so much sweeter to see their faces when they're beaten by 'just a girl'."
Mrs. M:
"So you feel that some of your opponents in this match are underestimating you? You think this because you a lady?"
Lez:
"Sadly, some men in this business don't respect you until you kick their arse for them. From the promos I've seen, at least two of my opponents rant and rave about my sex. Well they've got it coming to them! I cannot respect anyone that thinks that it is simply a case of man will always beat woman... Ha! Ask the current TV and light-heavyweight champion! I've pinned his shoulder to the mat enough times!"
;D Mrs. M:
So what you think of each opponent?
:)Lez:
"Well I respect and like both Kombat and Desecrator. They both have respect and deserve respect. Kombat, I know can beat me after the match we had, and James's credentials speak for themselves: light-heavyweight champion within three matches! As for Adam Cage and Pitfighter, they seem obsessed by the fact that I am a woman and seem to think this will automatically make me easy to beat and fragile. Ha! They will know better by the end of tonight, I can promise you that! One thing I will say is that I DO NOT like these overconfident bastards already addressing the light-heavyweight champion like it guaranteed that they've won! It's not guaranteed one little bit! Finally, Jake Mackinnon, the man who deserves a rematch anyway, he's been a little quiet of late, so I don't know his motivations. However, I worry that he's going to have a trick up his sleeve with all this quietness!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Well thank you Celestia L'yark! Good luck in match tonight!"
Lez:
"Thanks!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Before you go, how about you do interview for the Mrs. Murakame show?"
Lez:
"Sure Mrs. M!"
Lez comes back in and Mrs. M ushers herinto a booth. After a few moments of setting up, and messing about, Mrs. M begins the interview.
;D Mrs. M:
"Hello and welcome to the Mrs. Murakame show! Today my special guest is Celestia L'yark, the Mooncat. She a lovely girl you know, would make someone a lovely wife!"
Lez:"Mrs. M!!!!!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Oh yes, sorry... interview, yes, interview. So Miss L'yark, you go into a 6 person elimination match for number one contendership to light-heavyweight title. You think you have a good chance of winning?"
Lez:
"I think I have as good a chance as all the others in that match! I certainly think I'll have an even better chance if, like I suspect they will, some of my opponents will underestimate me! That's exactly the environment I like because it makes them easier to beat, and so much sweeter to see their faces when they're beaten by 'just a girl'."
Mrs. M:
"So you feel that some of your opponents in this match are underestimating you? You think this because you a lady?"
Lez:
"Sadly, some men in this business don't respect you until you kick their arse for them. From the promos I've seen, at least two of my opponents rant and rave about my sex. Well they've got it coming to them! I cannot respect anyone that thinks that it is simply a case of man will always beat woman... Ha! Ask the current TV and light-heavyweight champion! I've pinned his shoulder to the mat enough times!"
;D Mrs. M:
So what you think of each opponent?
:)Lez:
"Well I respect and like both Kombat and Desecrator. They both have respect and deserve respect. Kombat, I know can beat me after the match we had, and James's credentials speak for themselves: light-heavyweight champion within three matches! As for Adam Cage and Pitfighter, they seem obsessed by the fact that I am a woman and seem to think this will automatically make me easy to beat and fragile. Ha! They will know better by the end of tonight, I can promise you that! One thing I will say is that I DO NOT like these overconfident bastards already addressing the light-heavyweight champion like it guaranteed that they've won! It's not guaranteed one little bit! Finally, Jake Mackinnon, the man who deserves a rematch anyway, he's been a little quiet of late, so I don't know his motivations. However, I worry that he's going to have a trick up his sleeve with all this quietness!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Well thank you Celestia L'yark! Good luck in match tonight!"
Lez:
"Thanks!"