Post by Chains on Jan 5, 2002 14:36:07 GMT -6
Chains is seen sitting inside a coffee shop reading a gzw magezine he pores down to the jobber section which has happy sumo and ass clown right at the top he sniggers and then smoothes it away and gives his order to the waiter,chains has on black jeans and a black tshirt his sneakers are well handled and his hair is in a ponytail a well dressed waiter walks up and takes the order
Chains : Get me oreo bisquits and an Espresso please
Waiter : That will be 5 dollars and 25 cents please.
Chains : ok here you are and step on it.
He gets his coffee in 5 minutes n starts sipping slowly and biting the cookies.
Waiter : Hey your the new Gzw Wrestler arent you ?
Chains : Yeah.
Waiter : You face sumo and Assclown !
Chains : Yeah
Waiter : So your debut what are you going to do ? Got any tactics in mind ?
Chains : not really,Just going to go out and well try my best though ? Who cares anyway ?
Waiter : i do i love watching gzw !
Chains : good for you bud now ive got to go.
He walks off with his stuff and gets on his bike and drives to an interview room where a man is sitting ready to get his first match promoting promo
Chains : Lets get this started already im in a bit of a hurry
The man doesnt even wink and motions him to talk
Chains : uhh ok
Chains : assclown and Happy sumo,Well what can i say,your names suck you guys suck your attitudes suck hell any thing your associated with sucks.All i can say is that tommorow this time i am going to walk out into the ring beat you up walk out end of story
Chains : The end of tommorow is going to be The end of the happy sumo and the rise of the sad sumo and ofcourse the ass clown well the assclown is going to find his sense of humour very very intreguing
He glances at the interviewer whos sleeping he pushes him in rage !
Interviewer : Wha honie is it morning already ?
Chains : Oh please !
Chains grabs the glass of water on the table closes his eyes and sprinkles it in the interviewers pants.
Interviewer : YOW !!!
Chains : Now sit down and pay attention
Interviewer : Hey your on the air !
Chains : what ? Whoops. now that ladies was an excellant point
!
Interviewer : damn it i am not a lady.
Interviewer : Anyway,Why do you think you will prevail,The odds are against you !
Chains : i never said im gonna prevail i said they sucked.I mean assclown is so short you can see his feet on his driving liscense.
Chains : And the happy sumo is so dumb he sends me faxes with stamps on them.
Interviewer : and i suppose you thought that was funny ?
Chains : Of course i thought that was funny !
Interviewer : I thought it wasnt !
Chains : oh yeah ?
Chains pushes him onto the table and pulls his shoes off.He then starts tickling them with a sweeping broom
Interviewer : Oh please hahahahahha,Let go hahahahah.
Chains : see you found that funny !
Interviewer : your on AIR !
Chains : whoops , now that lady was an excellant point.
Interviewer : DAMN IT i am not a lady
Chains : whatever,Anyway assclown and sad sumo your both going to walk on the edge of your existance ? Whatever that means,quite plainly ill whoop your asses to the 7th heaven
interviewer : let go of my foot you still have it
Chains : now that lady was an excellant point !
interviewer : how can you be so sadistic ?
chains keeps tickling as the interviewer laughs and the screen goes off air
Chains : Get me oreo bisquits and an Espresso please
Waiter : That will be 5 dollars and 25 cents please.
Chains : ok here you are and step on it.
He gets his coffee in 5 minutes n starts sipping slowly and biting the cookies.
Waiter : Hey your the new Gzw Wrestler arent you ?
Chains : Yeah.
Waiter : You face sumo and Assclown !
Chains : Yeah
Waiter : So your debut what are you going to do ? Got any tactics in mind ?
Chains : not really,Just going to go out and well try my best though ? Who cares anyway ?
Waiter : i do i love watching gzw !
Chains : good for you bud now ive got to go.
He walks off with his stuff and gets on his bike and drives to an interview room where a man is sitting ready to get his first match promoting promo
Chains : Lets get this started already im in a bit of a hurry
The man doesnt even wink and motions him to talk
Chains : uhh ok
Chains : assclown and Happy sumo,Well what can i say,your names suck you guys suck your attitudes suck hell any thing your associated with sucks.All i can say is that tommorow this time i am going to walk out into the ring beat you up walk out end of story
Chains : The end of tommorow is going to be The end of the happy sumo and the rise of the sad sumo and ofcourse the ass clown well the assclown is going to find his sense of humour very very intreguing
He glances at the interviewer whos sleeping he pushes him in rage !
Interviewer : Wha honie is it morning already ?
Chains : Oh please !
Chains grabs the glass of water on the table closes his eyes and sprinkles it in the interviewers pants.
Interviewer : YOW !!!
Chains : Now sit down and pay attention
Interviewer : Hey your on the air !
Chains : what ? Whoops. now that ladies was an excellant point
!
Interviewer : damn it i am not a lady.
Interviewer : Anyway,Why do you think you will prevail,The odds are against you !
Chains : i never said im gonna prevail i said they sucked.I mean assclown is so short you can see his feet on his driving liscense.
Chains : And the happy sumo is so dumb he sends me faxes with stamps on them.
Interviewer : and i suppose you thought that was funny ?
Chains : Of course i thought that was funny !
Interviewer : I thought it wasnt !
Chains : oh yeah ?
Chains pushes him onto the table and pulls his shoes off.He then starts tickling them with a sweeping broom
Interviewer : Oh please hahahahahha,Let go hahahahah.
Chains : see you found that funny !
Interviewer : your on AIR !
Chains : whoops , now that lady was an excellant point.
Interviewer : DAMN IT i am not a lady
Chains : whatever,Anyway assclown and sad sumo your both going to walk on the edge of your existance ? Whatever that means,quite plainly ill whoop your asses to the 7th heaven
interviewer : let go of my foot you still have it
Chains : now that lady was an excellant point !
interviewer : how can you be so sadistic ?
chains keeps tickling as the interviewer laughs and the screen goes off air