Post by Celestia L'yark on Jan 1, 2002 17:07:37 GMT -6
The scene opens in Lez's flat as she turns on her camera. It's actually quite tidy, and still has the Christmas decorations up. As she heads to her sofa, she scoops up Mr. Snuggles (the Siamese cat). Dressed casually in jeans, Mooncat promo T-Shirt (Full Moon with a cat's shadow across it design, only $15.99 from and no shoes or socks, Lez looks comfortable and happy. She grins at the camera, and then addresses the cat!
Mooncat:
"Well Mr. Snuggles, I did it! I got my first Pay Per View win! Boy, Kombat is one hell of a competitor! It's so rare these days that you wrestle a submission specialist. They can end the match instantly with just one hyperextension! All due respect to you Kombat, you gave me one of the best fights of my life! I've been hearing people dissing you because you lost to a woman... but to them I say: why don't you come and take me on? I'll pull out all the stops to try and beat you as well! How dare people in this day and age say things like that! Don't be ashamed Kombat! You have many things to be proud of: your good example to the fans with your sportsmanship, the damned good show that you put on in our match, and your commitment to our sport... Oh!
and your good looks, handsome!"
Mooncat strokes Mr. Snuggles who purrs and lies down indolently.
Mooncat:
"So what next for me? Well I'd be lying if I said my 'old friend' El Gambit doing so well doesn't bother me. El Gambit is a man who I've beaten many times, but have also been beaten by many times. He does have what I want though: he has the light-heavyweight title. I guess my career is in the booking comittee's hands here, and to be honest, as long as I get matches, I'll be a happy girl! So I await the next call up!"
Lez smiles, strokes Mr. Snuggles, and then get up to switch off the camera.
Mooncat:"Well Mr. Snuggles, I did it! I got my first Pay Per View win! Boy, Kombat is one hell of a competitor! It's so rare these days that you wrestle a submission specialist. They can end the match instantly with just one hyperextension! All due respect to you Kombat, you gave me one of the best fights of my life! I've been hearing people dissing you because you lost to a woman... but to them I say: why don't you come and take me on? I'll pull out all the stops to try and beat you as well! How dare people in this day and age say things like that! Don't be ashamed Kombat! You have many things to be proud of: your good example to the fans with your sportsmanship, the damned good show that you put on in our match, and your commitment to our sport... Oh!
and your good looks, handsome!"Mooncat strokes Mr. Snuggles who purrs and lies down indolently.
Mooncat:"So what next for me? Well I'd be lying if I said my 'old friend' El Gambit doing so well doesn't bother me. El Gambit is a man who I've beaten many times, but have also been beaten by many times. He does have what I want though: he has the light-heavyweight title. I guess my career is in the booking comittee's hands here, and to be honest, as long as I get matches, I'll be a happy girl! So I await the next call up!"
Lez smiles, strokes Mr. Snuggles, and then get up to switch off the camera.
