Post by Mike on Jan 1, 2002 8:09:12 GMT -6
(Diamond, is walking out of the GZW arena in Atlanta Georgia, he has a gym bag over his should, and is wearing the Diamond promotional top with a ledgehammer smashing a diamond into little pieces, with the words "This Diamond will last forever" underneath it. this is just $12.99 from www.GZWSHOP.com. Diamond walks past Will & Dean, who are talking to each other in a far corner, Diamond walks outside onto a banana skin, and slips onto his bum. In the corner of the shot you can see Dean laughing at him, as Will hurries over)
Will: you okay?
Diamond: who put banana on floor?
Will: I don't know, but whiwe you'we here can you cut me an interview? I don't get many of them!
Diamond: I thought you just speak on tele?
Will: weww i do, but there's awot of commentating teams, so I don't ge awot of tewe time, so I cut interview with some of the wrestwers, to earn my paycheck!
Diamond: you want to cu me? that not very nice Will, why you want to cut me?
Will: okay me we-phwase it! me want to shoot a pwomo with you!
Diamond: ahhhhhhh you want to shoot me?
Will: no no no, hmmmmm I umm want to.... fiwm you, giving me your thoughts!
Diamond: you want me to star in a film? cool, what's the film? I saw the Lion King the other day, that was a film! can I be Simba?
Will: no I don't think you understand, hmmmmmm I want to ask you a few questions is that okay?
Diamond: errrrrrr okay
Will: Good, now last night you wrestled Big Country and won, how do you feel?
Diamond: America! that's a Big Country but I didn't wrestle it!
Will: hehe! no ummmm I mean you wrestwed the man known as Big Countwy!
Diamond: oh, yes I knew that! anyway he gave me good match, and he was good. But i don't like the fact that them WMCB people interfered. They interfered trying to help Big Country because they no like me, and that makes me upset! But you see the nice people like the Peacekeepers came down, and made it fair, and I won! hooooooooooray! so i feel great, and i feel as though I amm ontop of the world!
Will: ah yes the Peacekeepers, weww you awe apart of them, so ummmmmm how do you feel about there loss to What Money Can Buy in the six man elimination match?
Diamond: well you see after last night I had mixed emotions, on one hand I was happy and delighted, that had beaten the evils that came down, and tryed to ruin, my fair match with Mr Country, and I don't like that. Yet look, and watch the match! It was no real surprise to see Clancy get involved in the match like he did. That's the only way they could win, so that's how they did, I don't think they know how to win fairly one on one! They may have won on the night, but the fight of fairness continues, and when all said and done it's good that prevails, not some low lifes who have to continually cheat to win. It maybe a while till our paths cross again, or it may only be a week or so, but remember guys, that good will overcome the odds!
Will: thank you for that now Diamond, I now wet you go.
(Diamond walks off the camera shot, back te way he had come, and a couple of seconds he passes the shot again, going the way he was going)
Will: that's it from me untiww next time! I'm Wiww, stay tuned, as this new year wooks to bring us wots more entertainment
(scene fades to black)
Will: you okay?
Diamond: who put banana on floor?
Will: I don't know, but whiwe you'we here can you cut me an interview? I don't get many of them!
Diamond: I thought you just speak on tele?
Will: weww i do, but there's awot of commentating teams, so I don't ge awot of tewe time, so I cut interview with some of the wrestwers, to earn my paycheck!
Diamond: you want to cu me? that not very nice Will, why you want to cut me?
Will: okay me we-phwase it! me want to shoot a pwomo with you!
Diamond: ahhhhhhh you want to shoot me?
Will: no no no, hmmmmm I umm want to.... fiwm you, giving me your thoughts!
Diamond: you want me to star in a film? cool, what's the film? I saw the Lion King the other day, that was a film! can I be Simba?
Will: no I don't think you understand, hmmmmmm I want to ask you a few questions is that okay?
Diamond: errrrrrr okay
Will: Good, now last night you wrestled Big Country and won, how do you feel?
Diamond: America! that's a Big Country but I didn't wrestle it!
Will: hehe! no ummmm I mean you wrestwed the man known as Big Countwy!
Diamond: oh, yes I knew that! anyway he gave me good match, and he was good. But i don't like the fact that them WMCB people interfered. They interfered trying to help Big Country because they no like me, and that makes me upset! But you see the nice people like the Peacekeepers came down, and made it fair, and I won! hooooooooooray! so i feel great, and i feel as though I amm ontop of the world!
Will: ah yes the Peacekeepers, weww you awe apart of them, so ummmmmm how do you feel about there loss to What Money Can Buy in the six man elimination match?
Diamond: well you see after last night I had mixed emotions, on one hand I was happy and delighted, that had beaten the evils that came down, and tryed to ruin, my fair match with Mr Country, and I don't like that. Yet look, and watch the match! It was no real surprise to see Clancy get involved in the match like he did. That's the only way they could win, so that's how they did, I don't think they know how to win fairly one on one! They may have won on the night, but the fight of fairness continues, and when all said and done it's good that prevails, not some low lifes who have to continually cheat to win. It maybe a while till our paths cross again, or it may only be a week or so, but remember guys, that good will overcome the odds!
Will: thank you for that now Diamond, I now wet you go.
(Diamond walks off the camera shot, back te way he had come, and a couple of seconds he passes the shot again, going the way he was going)
Will: that's it from me untiww next time! I'm Wiww, stay tuned, as this new year wooks to bring us wots more entertainment
(scene fades to black)