Lord Deacon Kane
Jobber
Ring of Honor Icon and 2002 Lord of the Coliseum
The Wicked One
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Post by Lord Deacon Kane on Dec 31, 2001 1:11:01 GMT -6
:::From the darkness appears the massive GZW Heavyweight Champion,Deacon Kane:::
"Again Billy Bond opens his mouth and spouts how he has been abused.How Deacon Kane has relished in his defeat.Indeed I have done these things and much more,Smooth Operator.I can do these things for it was your lack of power to unseat The Future.Now the chance has arisen two months later that yet again you have the chance to face your destiny."
"I applaud your fortitude,Bond.Not many men continue to seek out their own doom.Magic once shared your knack for self-destruction,but eventually the boy disguised as a man realized the fruitless tree he was picking at.Counsel with the Desert Storm and learn the ways of the folly,Bond.Although this match teams Pimp with me to insure that Profit continues to have authority,I will relish the time I am in the ring with you."
"I welcome your return,Bond.Now the challenge that I so desperately seek will be answered.It will be you that will fall next.What risks will you take to insure that you won't?"
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Billy Bond
Up and Comer
Ring of Honor Icon
"It's gonna be Smooth!"
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Post by Billy Bond on Dec 31, 2001 10:17:33 GMT -6
Smooth, in a tux and the usual stylish sunglasses with a long, black, flowing raincoat over the top of his tux, strides confidently into the arena where Acceptable Risks is to be held. Deacon's promo is on the screens as he enters, and he watches it and shakes his head. He strides down the corridor until he passes a cameraman. He grabs the cameraman's shoulder... Smooth: "Hey chump! Here's the opportunity of a lifetime! You get to film the Smooth One's last promo only hours before Acceptable Risks!"Smooth leads the young man to his locker room, where the inevitable chaise long is waiting. He lounges on it, and the cameraman sets up.8) Smooth: "The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and I've got something to say!"Smooth lowers the sunglasses, raises the eyebrow, and smirks. However, this is shortlived, and a look of intensity flows across his face. Smooth: "Deacon, the time has come. Two months of anger and pain is coming your way! The biggest Smooth Beating of all time has been saved just for you! Abused? Too damn right! And I am prepared to take all the abuse that your fat arse can give me tonight, and I WILL take it! But even more than that, I will dish it out back,tenfold! I am the only man to even come close to beating you! I know I can and will beat you tonight! You aren't the future, you are the present.. and my belated Christmas present to you is the Smoothest beating of all time... but ther'll be plenty for Pimp as well! I'm SO generous!
"Deacon, Pimp, every risk is acceptable tonight! Tonight the stake is so high that even the Smooth One doesn't know how far this is going to go! Will you risk your ankle by not tapping to the Smooth Operation? Will you risk your thigh muscles by not tapping to the Troubleshoota? What will you risk, because I am prepared to risk it all to get rid of your prick of a boss!
"You look forward to tonight? Well that's the sick bastard you are! Tonight I do my job! Tonight I put my body on the line! Tonight, I don't mind admitting, I approach with dread. You, you overconfident ox, go in tonight with relish... that's the difference between me! I have a soul, I have guts... but I don't enjoy inflicting pain. In only a few hours, you and me will face ach other once more, and it's gonna be Smooth!"The cameraman fades the camera as Smooth glares into the camera.
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