Post by Mike on Dec 31, 2001 8:51:18 GMT -6
(the scene opens with Pimp he is in his normal lime green attire, and is sat in a cafe and is eating a cheese sandwich and rice, when Weston Bentley walks in in, and comes and sit next to Pimp)
Bentley: Hey Pimp, can we get a word of your thoughts on tonight
(Pimp swallows the food he has in his mouth, and turns to face Weston)
Pimp: So damned rude, you walts into MY cafe, and sit next to a "Living Legend" without kissing my feet, who the hell do you think you are? The "Living Legends" friend? I think not, now kiss my feet, and i'll do your interview
(Weston looks at Pimp with a somewhat confused look, and Pimp just stares at him)
Pimp: well do you want to be the interviewer that gets the interview with the "Living Legend" or not?
(Weston, gets down on one knee still looking up at Pimp)
Pimp: What you waiting for?
(Weston Bentlvey goes to kiss Pimps shoe, but as he does, Pimp moves his boot away, and Weston ends up kissing the floor)
Pimp: ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha You idiot! I can't believe you were going to kiss somebodies shoe to get your interview! you know you interviewers would do anything to get your scoop. But yet your job is not the lowest of the low, no not at all! infact your job is quite good compared to that of Tates, and Smooth Legs will be tonight, mean you may kiss shoes, and have a foot fetish, but Smooth, has a waxing his own legs fetish! and tonight he has the job of being blown away by the sheer force of being PLayed-a-live, and that's one fate that both and Tate will have to endure! but Weston we'll get on with your exclusive interview with the "Living Legend" after all you deserve it for being so damn pathetic!
(Weston gets to Pimp looking somewhat intimidated by Pimp)
Weston: o-o-o-kay, well ummmm we have heard your thoughts o what you think of Smooth, and his job, what do you think of Tate?
Pimp: PAH, that old man? what can he do to stop the "Living Legend"? he's just another idiot to be PLayed-a-live by me the "Living LEGEND". the word Legend is usually associated with OLD MEN, like Tate! washed out veterans like him, yet I am different from that type of Legend, I am the living breathing healthy young atheltic Legend, the modern day Legend. Something that Tate wishes he had, but he doesn't something Tate perhhaps had the opportunity to be but failed miserabley through a drinking habbit of his, something Tate couldn't ahndle where the powers of alcohol! and I question whether he ever got over his drinking habbit. Tate gave up wrestlng due to that, and now he has become a fat, beer belly owning half owner of GZW. Fate and the fact that he is past it will take him out of GZW for good, and see a real man that can lead GZW to be a HUGE company Mr John Profit. GZW is all that Tate has left, and that is what is going to be taken from him, and he'll be left with nothing! he should have left the wrestling business for good, while he still had some pride left him, and some people still respected him. Now he's going to be going on a low, like any other measley idiot he will go out on a low, and I thought Tate was more than that, but I was wrong about him.
Weston: yea well we have also been hearing comments from fans, and employees saying that Smooth, and Tate will win, because they have more heart and won't lie down, and take a three count whatso ever!
Pimp: Pah, so bloody what is that meant to mean that me and Deacon are Heeartless? that we have no heart that we don't have what it takes to win the match? do you really think we are going to lie down? do you really think that we don't do all that it takes to win the match? Hell I heard Siu Ann say that we'll have to run them other with a juggernaught to win this match! well do you really believe that we won't do that to win the match? Can you nimagine what will happen to me and Deaco is we loose? can you imagine what Tate will try and do to us if he pulls a fluke over on me and MY partner Deacon. Hell this is deeper than who will run the company this is about more than one mans career! this sin't just about Tates and Profits careers! this is also about Smooths career, Deacons career and the "Living Legends" Career. there is going to be alot of hype, and there will be heart shown from all sides not just Tates and Smooths side. But as far as pedictions go let me say this. the Championships are a sign of success, they are a sign that you are the best, and who has two titles on their side, and who has none? I think that says it all Me and Deacon hold together the top two titles in the business, so I think that proves who are the better wrestlers, so you better say your prayers boys as the Better wrestlers are going to win, and your livelihoods will be over, and my name will go down in history as the man that Played-a-live and ended both Tates and Smooths careers, further cementing my name as the only true "Living Legend"
Bentley: Hey Pimp, can we get a word of your thoughts on tonight
(Pimp swallows the food he has in his mouth, and turns to face Weston)
Pimp: So damned rude, you walts into MY cafe, and sit next to a "Living Legend" without kissing my feet, who the hell do you think you are? The "Living Legends" friend? I think not, now kiss my feet, and i'll do your interview
(Weston looks at Pimp with a somewhat confused look, and Pimp just stares at him)
Pimp: well do you want to be the interviewer that gets the interview with the "Living Legend" or not?
(Weston, gets down on one knee still looking up at Pimp)
Pimp: What you waiting for?
(Weston Bentlvey goes to kiss Pimps shoe, but as he does, Pimp moves his boot away, and Weston ends up kissing the floor)
Pimp: ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha You idiot! I can't believe you were going to kiss somebodies shoe to get your interview! you know you interviewers would do anything to get your scoop. But yet your job is not the lowest of the low, no not at all! infact your job is quite good compared to that of Tates, and Smooth Legs will be tonight, mean you may kiss shoes, and have a foot fetish, but Smooth, has a waxing his own legs fetish! and tonight he has the job of being blown away by the sheer force of being PLayed-a-live, and that's one fate that both and Tate will have to endure! but Weston we'll get on with your exclusive interview with the "Living Legend" after all you deserve it for being so damn pathetic!
(Weston gets to Pimp looking somewhat intimidated by Pimp)
Weston: o-o-o-kay, well ummmm we have heard your thoughts o what you think of Smooth, and his job, what do you think of Tate?
Pimp: PAH, that old man? what can he do to stop the "Living Legend"? he's just another idiot to be PLayed-a-live by me the "Living LEGEND". the word Legend is usually associated with OLD MEN, like Tate! washed out veterans like him, yet I am different from that type of Legend, I am the living breathing healthy young atheltic Legend, the modern day Legend. Something that Tate wishes he had, but he doesn't something Tate perhhaps had the opportunity to be but failed miserabley through a drinking habbit of his, something Tate couldn't ahndle where the powers of alcohol! and I question whether he ever got over his drinking habbit. Tate gave up wrestlng due to that, and now he has become a fat, beer belly owning half owner of GZW. Fate and the fact that he is past it will take him out of GZW for good, and see a real man that can lead GZW to be a HUGE company Mr John Profit. GZW is all that Tate has left, and that is what is going to be taken from him, and he'll be left with nothing! he should have left the wrestling business for good, while he still had some pride left him, and some people still respected him. Now he's going to be going on a low, like any other measley idiot he will go out on a low, and I thought Tate was more than that, but I was wrong about him.
Weston: yea well we have also been hearing comments from fans, and employees saying that Smooth, and Tate will win, because they have more heart and won't lie down, and take a three count whatso ever!
Pimp: Pah, so bloody what is that meant to mean that me and Deacon are Heeartless? that we have no heart that we don't have what it takes to win the match? do you really think we are going to lie down? do you really think that we don't do all that it takes to win the match? Hell I heard Siu Ann say that we'll have to run them other with a juggernaught to win this match! well do you really believe that we won't do that to win the match? Can you nimagine what will happen to me and Deaco is we loose? can you imagine what Tate will try and do to us if he pulls a fluke over on me and MY partner Deacon. Hell this is deeper than who will run the company this is about more than one mans career! this sin't just about Tates and Profits careers! this is also about Smooths career, Deacons career and the "Living Legends" Career. there is going to be alot of hype, and there will be heart shown from all sides not just Tates and Smooths side. But as far as pedictions go let me say this. the Championships are a sign of success, they are a sign that you are the best, and who has two titles on their side, and who has none? I think that says it all Me and Deacon hold together the top two titles in the business, so I think that proves who are the better wrestlers, so you better say your prayers boys as the Better wrestlers are going to win, and your livelihoods will be over, and my name will go down in history as the man that Played-a-live and ended both Tates and Smooths careers, further cementing my name as the only true "Living Legend"
