Post by Mike on Dec 27, 2001 14:08:05 GMT -6
(the scene opens up with Diamond, he is sat down on some floor boards in his new terraced house, and is watching the brand new widescreen television bought for him by Sho Murakame, when suddenly a knock at the door is heard, Diamond stands up, and goes to answer the door. A few seconds later Diamond re-enters the room, with a man wearing a GZW crew T-Shirt, holding a package in his hand)
Diamond: hi, what brings you to my home?
Guy: well, you see I have been looking for you, for a few days now, as well Adam Cage wanted to give you this present, it was originally a house warming present but I guess you can call it a late christmas present now!
Diamond: yeay hoooooooray! thank you, thank you, thank you! Adam Cage! yey maybe I was wrong after all, you are a very nice person! thank you!
(Diamond rips open, the rapping paper, and then in his hands you can see a T-Shirt and Jeans)
Diamond: yey thank you Adam, I’m sorry but I don’t have anything for you! I spent most my money buying this place!
Interviewer: try them on!
(okay, Diamond shoves the clothes on over the topof his clothes he has on, and the interviewer begins to laugh)
Diamond: why you laughing!
Interviewer: hehe you’re not ment to put them over the top of your old clothes! your ment to change into them!
Diamond: uh? okay!
(Diamond, begins to take Adams bought clothes off, and then his old ones, right in front of the camera!)
Interviewer: hehehe Diamond, you might want to go and change into them off camera!
Diamond: like were!
(the interviewer points to a closet)
Interviewer: how about in there?
Diamond: great idea!
(Diamond walks into the closset, and again the interviewer begins to laugh!)
Interviewer: I didn’t expect him to really go and get changed in a dark closset!
(about a minute later, Diamond re-appears, from the closset, the Jeans, are inside out, and the T-Shirt is back to front, and Diamond is itching like mad as he comes out of the closset!)
Interviewer: what’s up with you?
Diamond: I didn’t realise new clothes itched so much!
(the interviewer grabs hold of the T-Shirt that Diamond is wearing, and he scrapes his finger up the T-Shirt, and pulls it out, to reveal a white poweder type substance)
Interviewer: I think Adam put itching powder in you T-Shirt Diamond!
Diamond: whats that?
interviewer: a powder that makes you itch!
Diamond: that wasn’t very nice was it Adam? that was a rotten trick to play, and was very mean! why you pick on me? it’s not nice! I guess i’ll have to teach you a lesson then won’t I? you mean man! at acceptable risks I hope Pitfighter takes your title from you! he deserves that title a damn sight more than you do!
Interviewer: well okay, but before I go will you tell me again what you think of Big Country, and your thoughts on your match at acceptable risks?
Diamond: I think Big Country is big a brutal! I also think he is good at what he does, but I just hope he isn’t under estimating me! because I am there and I will be giving my all! as I do everytime I step into the ring! I like to please the fans, the people who pay our wages, as do the rest of the Peacekeepers! just we have got to remember one thing, and that’s that evil or bad never prevail in the end! Good always overcomes evil! over the many years I have seen many examples of this such as Tom and Jerry, were Jerry is never caught by Tom. There is also Roadrunner! the Roadrunner is never caught by that nasty Coyotte is he? however hard he might try he never catches him. And finally one of my fravorite examples is the Power Rangers! they always defeat their evil enemies.
(the scene fades, as the two shake hands, and them Interviewer leaves Diamonds house)
Diamond: hi, what brings you to my home?
Guy: well, you see I have been looking for you, for a few days now, as well Adam Cage wanted to give you this present, it was originally a house warming present but I guess you can call it a late christmas present now!
Diamond: yeay hoooooooray! thank you, thank you, thank you! Adam Cage! yey maybe I was wrong after all, you are a very nice person! thank you!
(Diamond rips open, the rapping paper, and then in his hands you can see a T-Shirt and Jeans)
Diamond: yey thank you Adam, I’m sorry but I don’t have anything for you! I spent most my money buying this place!
Interviewer: try them on!
(okay, Diamond shoves the clothes on over the topof his clothes he has on, and the interviewer begins to laugh)
Diamond: why you laughing!
Interviewer: hehe you’re not ment to put them over the top of your old clothes! your ment to change into them!
Diamond: uh? okay!
(Diamond, begins to take Adams bought clothes off, and then his old ones, right in front of the camera!)
Interviewer: hehehe Diamond, you might want to go and change into them off camera!
Diamond: like were!
(the interviewer points to a closet)
Interviewer: how about in there?
Diamond: great idea!
(Diamond walks into the closset, and again the interviewer begins to laugh!)
Interviewer: I didn’t expect him to really go and get changed in a dark closset!
(about a minute later, Diamond re-appears, from the closset, the Jeans, are inside out, and the T-Shirt is back to front, and Diamond is itching like mad as he comes out of the closset!)
Interviewer: what’s up with you?
Diamond: I didn’t realise new clothes itched so much!
(the interviewer grabs hold of the T-Shirt that Diamond is wearing, and he scrapes his finger up the T-Shirt, and pulls it out, to reveal a white poweder type substance)
Interviewer: I think Adam put itching powder in you T-Shirt Diamond!
Diamond: whats that?
interviewer: a powder that makes you itch!
Diamond: that wasn’t very nice was it Adam? that was a rotten trick to play, and was very mean! why you pick on me? it’s not nice! I guess i’ll have to teach you a lesson then won’t I? you mean man! at acceptable risks I hope Pitfighter takes your title from you! he deserves that title a damn sight more than you do!
Interviewer: well okay, but before I go will you tell me again what you think of Big Country, and your thoughts on your match at acceptable risks?
Diamond: I think Big Country is big a brutal! I also think he is good at what he does, but I just hope he isn’t under estimating me! because I am there and I will be giving my all! as I do everytime I step into the ring! I like to please the fans, the people who pay our wages, as do the rest of the Peacekeepers! just we have got to remember one thing, and that’s that evil or bad never prevail in the end! Good always overcomes evil! over the many years I have seen many examples of this such as Tom and Jerry, were Jerry is never caught by Tom. There is also Roadrunner! the Roadrunner is never caught by that nasty Coyotte is he? however hard he might try he never catches him. And finally one of my fravorite examples is the Power Rangers! they always defeat their evil enemies.
(the scene fades, as the two shake hands, and them Interviewer leaves Diamonds house)
